[MF] I embarrassed the clerk at a novelty store, made it up to her with sex

This all happened about 5 years ago, when I was about 19 and working at a shitty retail job where I had made some close friends. It was around the holidays, and in my group of friends we had an in-joke that we were going to buy my friend Chris a flesh light for Christmas (hilarious, I know). My other friend Andrew and I decided to go out to this record/novelty store in our town that had a smoke shop and sex toy section on the second floor. It was a favorite place of the semi-popular punk scene in our town, and so the store had tried to cater to all sorts of weird demographics. We headed upstairs and, sort of awkwardly, lingered around the smoke shop kind of drifting towards the beaded curtain that hid the adult section.

One of the two clerks at the smoke shop was an extremely cute brunette with a ponytail that help up her already fairly short hair. She was about 5’7″, and had a body that was just my type. Her breasts were small but obviously perky under her tight grey top, and her slim body widened out into some great hips and a small but shapely ass. She also had a really cool nose piercing that just did it for me.

Being a good employee, she approached Andrew and I with a smile and asked if we were looking for anything in particular. I was rather flustered by how attracted I was to her, and blurted out, “Do they sell flesh lights in the sex toy section?” Quickly, realizing how this all sounded, added “We’re giving one as a joke. To another friend.”

The clerks face turned red instantly. “Oh” was all she could say at first. It was obvious that that section of the store was hardly used, as I had literally never seen anyone ever go in there. “Yeah, there are a few options. Customers aren’t allowed to be in there alone, I’ll take you guys in and show you.”

I crushed even harder seeing the adorable blush on her cheeks. She escorted us beyond the beads and into a cramped, too red room with dildos, vibrators, fake asses, and quite a few flesh lights lining the shelves.

“So these are our options here on this shelf,” she forced out, shifting nervously but maintaining her great customer service smile. “We have the larger flesh lights, fake asses, and um..” she looked down at the ground, no longer able to make eye contact, “…and we have p-pocket pussies too. I hear they really feel like the real thing.”

I was so charmed by this I couldn’t help but laugh, which caused her to flush even redder. “I’m really sorry, this is just too weird.”

Andrew and I decided to buy one of the normal flesh lights and get out quick. She rung us up, and during the transaction I learned her name was Allison. She looked incredibly relieved to be done with us as we departed.

Over the course of the next week, I couldn’t stop thinking about her. I felt bad about embarrassing her, but I also found that embarrassment to be really attractive for some reason. There were still a few days before Christmas, and I still had some shopping to be done, so I figured I’d head back to the same store with an excuse to be there beyond just seeing her, but that was the main reason I was going.

I milled about the first floor for a few minutes, considering buying some vinyl records as gifts. I eventually made my way back up to the smoke shop, and immediately upon reaching the top of the stairs I made eye contact with Allison behind the counter.

She gave that same big customer service smile before recognizing me, then flushing a bit red and looking away for a moment. When she turned back, she had a shyer smile.

“Hi again,” she said, “Anything I can help you find today?”

I decided to chance a joke. “I need to buy sex toys for every single one of my friends and coworkers.” Luckily she laughed, which diffused a lot of the tension. “I was just shopping for some other gifts downstairs and wanted to see if you were up here.”

She had dropped some of the customer service attitude, and seemed to be getting a little more comfortable with me. “Oh is that right?”

“Yeah, I felt bad that my friend and I put you through that. I guess no one ever really goes into that section, and I wouldn’t have been able to do what you had to do.”

She shrugged her shoulders. “It was bound to happen to me at some point. It’s part of the job, I guess.”

“I want to make it up to you, still,” I told her. “Any chance you’ll let me buy you coffee when you’re off today?”

She put her hands on the glass counter and leaned forward in a really sexy way. She considered my offer. “I’m guessing you smoke. Weed I mean, if you’re here.”

I nodded. “I have a pipe or two from this very store.”

“Tell you what. Buy me coffee and smoke me out later tonight, and I think that will cover any and all trauma you may have caused me.”

“Done. What time can I pick you up?”

“I’m off at 6. You can swing by my place at 6:30.”

We traded phone numbers. I quickly raced home, showered, gathered all my paraphernalia, and eagerly awaited the text from her telling me to come over. When it finally came, I raced over. I sent her a text as I pulled up and she came outside and over to my car window. She had changed from earlier to a cool army-like olive green jacket and a black skirt. I was already getting semi-excited just seeing her outfit. She knocked on my passenger-side window and I rolled it down.

“So I got all dolled up to go out, then my family decided to take off till tomorrow and I don’t feel like going out get coffee anymore. You good to just hang here?”

“Absolutely. I’ll get you that coffee some other time.”

She laughed. “Great. We already have the second date planned.” I couldn’t believe how confident she suddenly was. I guess the moment I showed my hand and let on I was into her she felt free to be herself, which only drew me in more. I followed her into the house and into her backyard, where we packed a bowl and lit up. We talked about ourselves and got to know each other a little bit more. She was 22, three years older than I was, but this didn’t seem to bother her. It turned me on even more, and I felt just positively loopy for this girl. She was checking just about every box with me. We chatted about movies and somehow got into talking about Inception.

“I have the Blu-Ray if you want to throw it on,” she said, gesturing towards the house. I was good and high at this point, and was too eager to say yes. I started feeling that kind of high where I started to get really self-conscious. She was handling herself much better than I was and was totally in control of this night.

We put the movie on and sit side-by-side on the couch. Just a few minutes into it, she turns to me and says, “Can I be really honest with you?”

My paranoia lit up. I was sure she was going to tell me how I had fucked up or that she was really hurt when I laughed at her the previous week. “Of course,” I said after a pause that felt like twenty minutes to my weed-addled brain.

“When you and your friend were in the sex shop last week, trying to sell you guys those toys made me super horny.”

My eyes bugged out. “Wow. Holy shit. I didn’t think I could get any more turned on by you.”

Allison’s hand reached out and patted my aching groin. “Hey, you’re not kidding.”

I put my hand on the side of her face and pulled it to mine. We made out hard, removing each others jackets. She pushed me back so I was laying on my back and she was straddling me.

“Fuck,” I exclaimed. This was already somehow my hottest sexual experience. She slipped her shirt over her head and quickly undid her bra. She tossed it aside, revealing her small but gorgeously shaped breasts. I sat up so that I could take one of her nipples into my mouth. She loved that. She stroked the back of my head as I swirled my tongue around.

“Oh, you’re so good at that.” I eagerly moved on to her other breast, giving it the same treatment. I also cupped a handful of her ass through her skirt. It was the perfect fit for my hand. “There’s one other thing you have to do before we’re even.”

“Mmm?” was all I could manage with my mouth full.

“Let me sit on your face,” she said with the most confident smile I’ve ever seen. I almost climaxed right there.

“Oh, no problem.”

She stood up from the couch, hiked up her skirt, and slid a blue pair of panties all the way to the floor and kicked them aside. I laid all the way back as she held her skirt up, put her knees on either side of my face, and lowered her shaved pussy to lips. I eagerly traced circles over her clit, and used this opportunity to grab her now exposed butt with both hands and knead it.

“Oh my god,” she moaned, bucking her hips back and forth slightly, coating my chin and upper lip with saliva and her own juices. “That’s fucking amazing,”

I worked hard at this for about three minutes before my jaw started to give out. Luckily, I felt her thighs tighten against the sides of my face as she orgasmed. She let out a long moan and gripped the skirt she was still holding like her life depended on it. After a few seconds, she lowered herself so she was laying on top of me, panting hard. My dick throbbed hard against my jeans, having never been this horny in my life.

After a minute or so of just giggling and panting together, she raised her head so that her mouth was next to my ear. She didn’t mince any words.

“Want me to suck your dick?”

“Oh my god,” was all I could say at first, as this question alone nearly made me cum. “I won’t last long, just so you know. Eating you out almost did it for me.”

“That’s totally fine,” Allison said as she slid down towards my crotch. She stopped my hands as I started unzipping. “Just relax, I got it.”

I watched her as she undid my fly and slid my jeans and boxers down together. My cock was exposed to the elements for only the briefest of moments before she enveloped it in her mouth. She wasted no time in taking nearly the entire length.

“Holy shit, that’s so good,” was all I could say. As she went down, she raised her ass into the air and the thought of what she looked like on the other side, pussy and asshole exposed to the world, drove me over the edge. It was maybe a total of 45 seconds of fellatio before I was exclaiming that I was about to cum. She kept me in her mouth and swallowed everything as I climaxed.

She crawled back up so that she was at face level, and we kissed for a bit, not saying anything, just enjoying the taste of each other. Eventually we both looked over to see Inception still playing and this made us laugh for some reason. She turned back to me.

“I didn’t mean for this to go so fast. When I got high I just couldn’t stop thinking about how much you turned me on last week and it was driving me crazy.”

“Hey, you’re not getting any complaints from me. This has been great.”

She smiled that winning smile at me. “We’ll do things the proper way on the second date. But for now I need a little more from you if you can handle it.”

“Oh, I can, just you see.”

“Good. I’ll be right back.”

She hopped up and hurried off to the other room. I started stroking myself to get some blood flowing again. I completely removed my clothes and awaited her return. She came back holding a condom in her hand, the skirt completely gone now.

“Top or bottom?” she asked, as she opened the condom.

I thought for a moment. “I’ll be on top,” I said. She got back on the couch and adjusted so she was underneath me. I put the condom on and started to position myself. I grabbed both of her legs and placed them on my shoulders.

“Ooo, you’re really trying to impress meeeeee…” she trailed off at the end as I inserted myself into her. I let out a huge sigh as her pussy gripped me. She was incredibly tight. I pumped softly at first as I pressed closer to her, pushing her knees towards her chest. I started to pick up speed.

“Oh, I want to scream,” she sighed as I fucked her faster.

“Do it, baby,” I said, panting, “Let it all out,”

She started to let loose by giving out high, fast moans of pleasure. This only spurred me to go harder and faster. Eventually her legs came off my shoulders and I was able to pick up even more speed. She started to buck her own hips to match mine. I admired her small tits bouncing around as I fucked her.

I decided I needed to see more of her beautiful ass, so I asked if I could fuck her from behind. “Mm, of course” she replied. I withdrew from her and she sat up and turned around. She put her ass invitingly into the air and playfully swung it back and forth. “What are you waiting for?”

“Just enjoying the view,” I replied. Seeing her shapely butt jiggle like that, with her tight asshole visible, was just heaven. I eventually snapped out of it and lined myself up to enter her again. She started moaning again as I plunged away, with almost no lead up this time. I slapped her ass a few times as I fucked her, and before too long I felt myself ready to finish again. She called my name right before I ejaculated into the condom with a huge sigh, and fell back onto my haunches.

We put a minimal amount of clothes on and finished watching Inception. I left early the next morning with plans to see her again for coffee in a week. We ended up dating for close to nine months before I transferred to a university and the distance got to us. We split amicably, but to this day it remains the best first date of my life.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9hzvdo/mf_i_embarrassed_the_clerk_at_a_novelty_store