If you’re looking for erotica and stories of big loads, big dicks and perfect bodies that don’t sweat like so many here seem to have daily then you might exit now. I’m just going to share a sexual experience, not sell you a novel to beat off to.
This happened 3 yrs ago. I was 19 at the time, started chatting online with this 23yr old. I won’t say her name for anonymity reasons but it’s a horrible name, especially post 911 but Let’s call her Alicia, anyway she was cute, petite and I sent her a somewhat erotic pose of me naked laying sideways with my dick half hard…just hard enough to still look flaccid while giving that illusion that I was packing a horse down there as I’m about 6.5″ fully hard but flaccid it’s like an inch so it wasn’t a total lie. I’m what they call a “grower” I guess. I also used to lift weights so I still had my six pack just before I hit my stride discovering how delicious bacon really was.
So she invited me to her house to meet and I had the feeling it was only because she thought I had a nice body, maybe it was something she said, I can’t recall but I remember having that thought which should have told me she was only after 1 thing but back then I thought only guys were like that never realizing women could be too sometimes. She had 2 young kids, one was 5, the other an infant and I was running about 10 minutes behind. She opened the door and after I introduced myself she said “you’re late” and walked away with the door open. I guess that was my invite. I already knew I was in for a bitchy treat and wasn’t likely to go well.
She had her friend over there too, likely as backup of sorts. She wasn’t much friendlier either. I felt like a comedian on stage with a tough crowd that was angry with the drink prices. I don’t recall any conversations but at one point Alecia pulled the ol “hey can you go out to my car to get something useless so my friend and I can talk about you behind your back so you can’t hear routine. So I ablige, thinking I should just get in my car instead and enjoy an evening of Rosey Palm and her 4 sisters.
At some point she must have felt safe enough to let her friend leave. She was still a bit on the cold side like her friend and by that I mean she wasn’t a very warm conversationalist and acted disinterested in me but maybe that’s just how they are? She lays on the couch and puts her feet behind my back to keep them warm, I knew then that was the signal that I was ok and she wasn’t totally disinterested because otherwise I was about to leave and not overstay my welcome.
At some point we started making out when she said “I want you”. Now for whatever reason I didn’t grab onto the obvious signal that it was and didn’t respond to her. We fell asleep on the couch with her laying on top of me and I was super uncomfortable all night but didn’t want to be rude, guess I was too passive. She called me a week later, invited me over again and this time to bring a movie with me.
So I leave my house, it’s icy out and I forgot the movie I was supposed to bring. I had a stupid idea by trying to turn around in the road and slid off the road into the ditch. I was stuck like a stupid fly in a trap. My landlord pulled me out luckily, got the video and headed to her house. She bitched about me being late again. So sooorrryyy. She looks at the DVD I brought and wasn’t interested in watching it. It was Blade Runner directors cut btw and I was pretty pissed I did all that for nothing.
Once again we make out and she says “I want you” and this time I respond with “I want you too” and we go from there quickly. She has me go into her son’s play room where there is a bed. We get naked and she hands me a rubber to put on. Unfortunately it was a regular old school condom and not the ultra thins that I prefer. It didn’t help that I wasn’t super horny at the time but she gets on top and quickly starts going to town. Now i’m not much of a fast wham bam kinda guy and I was surprised to find that some women are. She starts riding pretty fast and hard and i’m more of a slower paced, build to a climax type fuck. So immediately it’s becoming apparent that we may not be all that sexually compatible. It’s hot, she’s sweating and dripping on me then wants me on top. At this point I start to notice the smell, she doesn’t have very good hygiene or she hasn’t bathed the past couple of days so that’s a huge turn off but I feel it’s too late and too rude to abruptly stop.
So now I’m on top and she wants me to go faster and harder then faster some more. So now I’m pounding that musty pussy like a jackhammer with something to prove and I start sweating, so much so that I had to move my head to the side to not drip on her. I’m getting wore out quick and am definitely not having any fun. The condom feels like I’m wearing a Goodyear tire down there so I can’t really feel anything, I’m hot, I’m tired and I’m out of breath.
We switch to the doggy position and things got worse. Her bad hygiene prompted me to turn my head to the far side, I could barely keep hard, I just wanted to quit but didn’t want to be rude either. One the final round she was on top and repeatedly asked that I cum but it wasn’t going to happen so I told her she could stop and while she walked in the bathroom to finally take a shower (damn girl how long’s it been?) I toss my condom in a small trash can. After she gets out she gets the condom out and takes it to the bathroom and is inspecting it. Presumably to see if I finished or not. She flushed it down the toilet then was kind of pissy, again likely because I didn’t finish and I left. I was never happier to leave a cute girls house before.
Anyone else have some terrible one nighters like that?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9gm22b/have_you_ever_had_terrible_sex_well_i_have_mf
Yes, I had similar experiences. It’s a fact of life that humans are not always compatible.
Been there, done that. It was such a shock, I thought cute girls that use ton of makeup ( not a fan of), at least have perfect hygiene. Never have I been more wrong. That’s the day when I learned how to fake an orgasm as a male. Sad day
Heh, yes. We’ve all been there, my man. It’s like a rite of passage.
A story that can convince you “even bad sex is better than none” is a lie.
Tom Papa ftw!
Almost similar experience. Me and my friend went on a double date with two girls and we went to see a horror movie. It was Happy Death Day. Anyway during the movie we were making out and stuff and enjoying the movie too. When we leave they tell us they’d like to be a bit more physical next time. So we agree to that and they wanna see a longer movie thats ‘boring’ so as to not bring attention to ourselves. Only problem is the ‘boring’ movie they chose was Blade Runner 2049. Me and Dion, my friend, both had Blade Runner as one of our top 5 all time movies, and when we found out that the sequel was already out and it had Gosling who we loved and Batista who we loved from his WWE days and Dennis Villeneuve was directing, we were stocked to see it. However the girls were not. So unfortunately, the and a half hour run time was mostly spent with the girls slowly trying to mount us but both of us constantly pushing away to try and watch the movie. Eventually, they got angry and were about to leave, but then they started watching too. They ended up liking it, but we hadn’t had sex yet, and all of us wanted to do it in a movie theater, so my girl whips out my penis and starts to suck it. Unfortunately, Dion is high so he isnt as aware of his surrondings, and as hes getting blown, he knocks over two drinks and some popcorn on to my girls head and all over my crotch. Also this is while the credits are rolling, so the lights are coming back on and the cleaners are coming in to do their job and there’s us, with my shorts down covered in coke and popcorn. They tell us to wait there so we book it out of the theater with our shortsstill down a bit, and dion’s chick had her shirt and vra off running through the theater trying to get through the parking lot back to our cars. (It was an 11 o clock show, so it was 136 when we were running out, thank God theater was empty) In all the commotion, Dion had manged to spill ANOTHER drink on me and the girl, right into her pants almost. So my and Dion rode together and the girls had ridden together, and me and Dion wanna get home at this point, so we both go for his car, but the girls want us to go with them for a reason that is lost on me. So I ride with my girl and Dion takes his girl and the weed somewhere. So after we get away from the theater, my girl says it was kind of hot to be naked and running in the open like that, and that she wants to have sex in a public place. At this point, I’m 19 and in college and mature, so my brain is thinking, ‘okay we should postpone this sex and get clean and maybe let the adrenaline subside’. But, as with most 19 year old athletes, your dick makes a lot of decisions for you. So I said yes. So we drive for about fifteen minutes to a public park in the woods. At this point, the soda is very sticky and in the way that rips your hair if you move the wrong way. And its all over my crotch and hers. But my penis is still thinking Hey itll all be better once we penetrate her. We head over to a table, and this place has on light about 20 yards a way from the table we are at. So we start and she on her back and I’m fingering her and if its half as painful for me as it for her its awful. So genuis me comes up with a great plan, we can just 69 and get the sugar off like that. She loves the idea and thinks its hot so we start to do that. Its getting. Hot and heavy and we are both really into, she tells me she is starting to get close as am I, when she tells me she loves the way I’m tickling her belly button and loves when i play with it. Only problem is, both my hands have been massaging her ass the entire time. I immediately stop and look to whats on her belly, and its a GOD DAMN BIG ASS YELLOW GARDEN SPIDER. I simultaneously yell and lift both of her legs up to where she is choking on my penis in a non sexual way, and i smack it off as I’m lifting her with the other hand. I let her down after that but she bounced up off the table and ran to her car cursing me out along the way and left me there. So, I have to call an Uber. Thirty minutes later in this spider infested park, my driver shows up, and she is gorgeous. She’s short with B cup size boobs and wide hips with curly silver hair and a small nose ring in one nostril and beautiful light green almost teal eyes with two little dimples as she smiles, wearing a zelda tank top that shows her perky round cleavage and tight hot pink yoga pants. She tells me I look like I’ve had a rough day and she was glad to pick me up. As she drives me back to me and Dion’s apartment, she asks me how my night was and how I eneded up at the park, and she laughed as I told the story and complementing me and my looks and my humor along the way. We pull up to my apartment, and before I get out, she tells me that she’s had really long day too and that she smells bad and how she needs to clean her hair because its so frizzy. I tell her that she doesn’t smell and that her hair looks great. Then she tells me how dirty I am and that really need one and that shes dirty and smelly too and that she needs to clean up and then laughed and said maybe she should clean us both up. Once again, dumbass me insists that she is clean and that she obviously takes good care of herself, but before I can finish she lays her hand on my upper thigh and slwoly works it up to my penis and begins stroking through my shorts while she leans in and we start to make out. My hand moves to her thigh, and i begin to rub her clit through her pants, and i feel she isn’t wearing any underwear. Her breath gets a little faster as i circle her clit. She moand lightly, moving my hand slightly to the left before moaning alittle louder. Her breath accelerates more and she reaches under my shorts to grab hold of my cock and strokes it. Then she squeezes it tightly, making me groan and smile as we stop kissing and rubbing. She has a playful, innocent grin and tells me “now I’m all dirty, and need to get clean.” DUMBASS me almost tells her she still wouldn’t be dirty front that and I start to say “I…” but thankfully dick brain takes over and says “agree.” God it took me forever to take that hint. We go inside and Dion and his girl are there on the couch in the living room, but they are asleep. I turn around to close the door and when I turn back, Olivia (the Uber driver) jumps into my arms and begins to make out with me. After a minute she drops down and grabs my dick through my pants againamd starts to walk upstairs. Her thick ass bounces every step and she watches me stare at it while i go up with her and she laughs, clearly loving the attention. I hear Dion start to get up downstairs, but I’m distracted, because when Olivia gets to the top stair she starts to shake her ass in front of my face and I am enjoying it greatly. I grab her ass and every ounce of blood in my body feels like it’s rushing to my penis. She squeals with excitment and blushes a little bit. “Does daddy like that” she says. And yeah I know some people think daddy is weird but I love it, and i say “Daddy is upset with hiw naughty you are, daddys going to have punish you”. She clearly is joyful that I’m into as much as she is and she makes a bunch of playful little faces and pleads a little for me not punish her. I pick her up and take her to the bathroom, which had thank fully been cleaned by me earlier in the day, and i leaned her agaisnt the counter and started to smack her ass. She giggled and loved it, so I took a risk and ripped her pants in half threw them aside as she gasped in an approving sort of way. I kept spanking her before tearing off her other clothes and saw ger beautiful naked body. Clean shaved, with larger than average lips on her vagina and an enlarged clit greeted me. She short thick legs looked beautiful and her perky tits had great nipples that were small and pointy and right in the perfect spot, not too high or low. She tore my clothes off to and we hopped into our shower, a dorm style cube shower that was bigger tha most, where it fit two people comfortably. I have her up against the wall as warm water is hitting us both, making almost feel like rain. Also our shower has a sliding glass door not a curtain, which is important to note because while we were taking our clothes off and everything, i had heard Dion moving downstairs and swore i heard him come upstairs, which is wierd because his room is downstairs and mine is up. But I had ignored it hoping it was nothing. Back in the shower, me and Olivia are going hard on each other. I kneel down in front of her and start to eat out her vagina and its great. She takes excellent care of it as do I and it’s hairless. I am licking and suckling the clit and pentrating her with my tounge, and when start using my fingers along with it she starts to shake and she begins to cum. She squirts a little bit a moans loudly and telling me how great it feels and everything I’m doing right. It make me feel so powerful so i keep going, and before long she’s coming again and squirts a little more this time. She is shaking even more and its slippery so pick her up and set her down gently on the floor of the shower and begin fingering her and kissing her again. She loves the taste of her own pussy and attacks my mouth with her wiggling and squirming around and moaning. I feel her contract hard and she pulls away from kissing me as her head rolls back and she squirts again, as the shower beats down on her. “Oh my fucking God, put your cock in me right now please please please please daddy.” I happily agree and pick her back up as her legs warp around me as well as her arm. I guide my cock in and she screams “oh yes!” Its so tight and warm, like my penis was being tucked in by her pussy. I began to thrust into her hard, when THIS MUTHA FUCKA WALK AND YELLS “AYE, YALL N*****S WANT SOME WEEEEEEEEEED?” Killed the mood. Ruined it. Butt, she stayed the night and we ended up dating and are still together, so not all bad. But didnt get my nut on that day.