[MF] Impromptu Tinder Hookup with a Petite Babe

*I have to get this down as soon as humanly possible, as my head is still spinning. For reference,* [I wrote my first story here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9a4u3h/mf_25_year_old_me_got_lucky_with_my_coworker/)*. To be clear, this literally happened seven hours ago, so my writing style is almost certainly going to be less refined than in my previous entry. My apologies; I still hope you’ll enjoy it all the same.*

*Also, I plan to write more about Thea and our absurd relationship, but this story is not about her. In short summary: We started as intense fuck buddies who unexpectedly fell in love. We’ve been together almost five years, and very quickly opened to the idea of non-monogamy. But that’s for another time. Regardless, we are both totally comfortable with sleeping with other people, as long as we are safe and not engaging in behavior that could in any way jeopardize or strain our relationship*.

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Earlier this past evening, I had just arrived home from going on a 3 mile walk. I was waiting around for Thea to get off work: her career is in the medical field and she works second shift. Additionally, we only live like seven blocks away from her job, so I sometimes walk to meet her and then we return home holding hands the entire way while she tells me about her day. Romance has all sorts of different forms, but for me, these kinds of gestures are my favorite way to express my love for her.

On my walk to go get her this past evening, my phone buzzed; I had a new Tinder match! To give some context, my pics are all pretty bland, but my bio is the fun part. It says “Take me out for Tacos and I’ll eat your pussy.”

I scrolled through profile pics; this girl was cute. Her name was Shelly, and she’s 21. I get a decent amount attention from younger girls wanting to be with a somewhat older guy, but it rarely goes anywhere. For reference, I’m a thirty year old white guy, brown hair, brown eyes, thick auburn beard. I’m often told I remind people of John Krasinski and Chris Pratt, though these days I’m looking more like Andy Dwyer than Star-Lord.

Anyway, I sifted through her insta to make sure it looked legit, and then took notice of two things: her bio said, “New to Tinder, bad at selfies” with not one, but TWO forehead-sweat emojis, and also, the first pic in her profile had an adorable Black Lab sitting beside her. Armed with these two completely unrelated things and enough wit to rival Shakespeare himself, I brilliantly crafted the following opener:

Me: You have a cute pupper in one of your pics so I think your selfie game is on point tbh

Her: Why thank you :) :) :)

Me: So you just on here for the lulz?

Her: Haha no I’m actually on here because I’m in town for one night and looking for some fun

I may or may not have tripped over myself from not paying attention to where I was going. She sent another message before I even had the chance to reply.

Her: I’ve got a hotel room all to myself and I’m a little lonely

I saw her IG.

She’s not a bot.

I’mma fuck this girl.

So I power walked the rest of the way to Thea’s work, and she smiled and waved me down as she was leaving her building. I rushed up to hug her, grabbed her hand, and dragged her out of the parking lot.

“Babe? What’s the deal?” I was trying to get out of earshot of her coworkers so that I could tell her about my evening development.

“I might have a Tinder date,” I said sheepishly. I glanced over to see her expression as we walked; she was giving me her standard devilish smile.

“Show me her pics, right now,” she demanded. I handed over my phone, and she flipped through them.

“She’s really cute. Go have fun,” she sighed.

I got Shelly’s number while Thea and I were walking home, and told her that I’d be there around midnight. Then I told her I could be there quite a bit sooner if I could shower at her hotel; I was sweaty and gross from exercising. She responded immediately saying she was fine with it. Thea and I made it back home; I followed her inside to the bathroom, and as she started stripping off her scrubs, I gave her a deep kiss.

“You won’t forget about me?” she asked using her pouty face. She enjoys teasing me.

“I’ll be back for you later,” I said, smacking her bare ass as she wiggled it in front of me before stepping into the shower.

“I hope so for your sake; otherwise I’ll just sell all your shit and use the money to buy a new boyfriend!” she called over the curtain.

I drove straight to Shelly’s hotel, calling her as I pulled into a parking spot in order to get her room number. As I walked through the front entrance, I asked the clerk for the way to the elevators, and mentioned that I was meeting a friend with a small smile. She smirked and told me over to the right, and I think she might have had some idea of what I was up to.

I knocked on the door, and she opened it. Shelly was maybe 5’0, and couldn’t have been more than 90 lbs soaking wet. She was very thin, with cream colored skin, a cute round face framed by thick rimmed black spectacles, and most noticeably, she sported a dirty blonde pixie cut. I couldn’t see what kind of boobs she had, they were obscured by the loose tank she was wearing. I didn’t see a bra. She had on cute white short shorts and green socks, which I secretly hoped she’d keep on. For some reason I find naked girls with socks on to be obnoxiously sexy.

She led me in, but seemed a little bit off. It was obvious to me that she was pleased that I came, but perhaps she was unsure what to say or do? Regardless, I told her I was gonna hop in the shower; in retrospect, I should have asked her to join me, but given that she seemed to not necessarily know what to do with herself, it probably worked out for the best. I cleaned myself up, and after drying myself off I came out wearing only the towel wrapped around my waste.

“I’m gonna make out with you now,” I told her. She grinned and eagerly removed her glasses. I sat down still wrapped in the towel and kissed her; she was good. Clearly more experienced than she let on. She pulled back.

“Sorry, I just wanna say that I’m a little awkward and I hope that’s not a turnoff.” So that’s it, she was just nervous.

“If it makes you feel better, I’m pretty awkward too. I just do the whole “fake it til ya make it’ think and hope for the best!”

I’m super smooth, what can I say!

“You’re ridiculous!” She laughed; her body language shifted. She seemed more at ease.

We went back to making out, but this time we incorporated deep kisses with tongue, and I did a little lower lip tugging which I think is a 100% way to get a woman riled up. It certainly worked on her. My hands started exploring her body; her skin was very soft, and as I slipped a hand up her shirt, she giggled innocently. I rubbed my hand across her soft tits, which were far less firm than Theas; they were extremely soft. I wanted to suck on her nipples, so I helped her get off her shirt, and for the second time in two entries for GWStories, I gasped; she had inverted nipples! Fuck yes, I FINALLY got to cross that one off the bucket list!

I sucked and teased her nipples for several minutes, and she was moaning lightly but mostly just observing me as I played; I think she simply enjoyed the appreciation. Her tits themselves were maybe B-cup, but she was in such fit shape that they looked uniquely erotic (very similar to adult film actress Anjelica Ebbi). She quickly pushed me down on the bed and pulled back my towel, smirking as my cock sprang to life from it’s fabric concealment. She grabbed the base of the shaft, tugged gently, and then wrapped her soft lips around the head, sucking ever so slightly. It was a bomb fucking blowjob, no question. I kept it together because I would settle for nothing less than plowing this girl, but she definitely got me close.

After a solid five minutes of letting her go to town on my dick, I helped her lay out on the bed, and slowly pulled off her shorts to reveal one of the tiniest little pink pussies I have ever seen. She had a long strand of goo coming off it as I pulled her shorts away, which got me really excited. I propped her legs up with my hands, and dove in, happy to find that she tasted rather good. I began by sucking on her clit, which is kinda my go-to in order to determine what’s good or over the line in terms of stimulation. She loved it, so I upped the ante; I alternated licking the entire surface of her pussy from bottom at the opening to the top with the tip of my tongue rubbing purposefully on her clit; she reacted favorably to this as well. So I then shifted to refocusing on her clit, and began sucking on it once again, only this time I incorporated my tongue by rubbing on the exposed part of her clit as it came between my lips. Her moans were becoming more consistent at this point, and she was beginning to writhe with pleasure. I introduced a single finger into her gooey wet cunt, and began gently rubbing on her g-spot while continuing my conquest of her swelling clitoris. Within seconds, her body started to tense and she pushed up off the bed, my face still locked into stimulating her sex. She slumped back down, and as I added a second finger, she began gyrating her lower torso and hips in order to get herself off. I stopped everything and just sat there and let her do her thing for a moment. And then she came.

“Fuck you’re so fucking good at this,” she breathed. Her eyes sparkled, her expression serene. “And I didn’t even need to buy you tacos!”

She indicated to me to get in her handbag, she had condoms at the ready. Smart girl. I tore open the wrapper, but I had gone back to a semi while focusing on her, so I motioned her to give my cock some more love with her mouth. She quickly returned it to full mast, I rolled on the condom, and lined myself up to enter her tiny pink cunt. She pushed forward into me as I leaned forward into her. Her pussy was so fucking tight I was worried I wouldn’t last. But she threw me a curve ball: As soon as I started to thrust, she started thrusting herself back at me. This was new territory to me; in all my experience, she was my first encounter a girl attempted match my involvement in fucking. It took me a second to pace myself with her own rhythm, but it worked, because I was so focused on the new sensations and trying to make it work for us that I wasn’t busting immediately. However, I could tell I was close.

I lifted her legs and spread them out, and started pounding her hard. She seemed to like that, so I asked her if she wanted it rough. She didn’t respond. I kept it up and started to feel my orgasm coming on. I didn’t want it to end, so I pulled back out of her, but she had other plans. As I pulled back, I was clenching to hold myself from coming and she pushed forward to keep my dick inside her. I thought it was too late, and I could feel myself filling up the condom with liquid. But weirdly, I didn’t have a strong orgasm, which was atypical for me. It felt good, but somehow distant. And moreover, my erection was entirely maintained. We were still on! I pulled out and pulled off the spent condom and grabbed the second one. I rolled it on, and asked her to ride me.

We fucked like that for a while. She let me see her whole sexy body and I made sure my hands got to explore every inch. But she then leaned in.

“I thought you wanted to fuck me rough?” she whispered.

Wait what? She hadn’t said a word when I asked!

I held her at the torso and spun us over so I was once again on top of her, and then immediately grabbed her stiffly by the throat. The trick to do this safely is to not grab with your thumb at the front, but rather, thumb on one side, fingers on the other. She still gets her kinky, forceful fucking, but her airway was only very slightly constricted. And now she was losing it, moaning loudly and trying to grind on my dick while I was repositioning myself. I fucked her long and hard and kept my hand tightly squeezing on her throat. She sputtered “Oh my fucking god!” and came again, ceasing with the gyrations and letting me do as I pleased. I gave her a few more forceful thrusts, and then pulled her to the edge of the bed and flipped her over.

We fucked doggy for a while, which was fun, but I was so riled up that it wasn’t quite doing it for me, so I shoved her face into the pillow she’d propped up for herself, and pulled her arms behind her back, holding them at the wrists. I then used the leverage of her body and the momentum from the bed to force fuck her as hard as I possibly could. She was positively screaming by this point, and I just kept going. She didn’t say “No,” or “Stop” one single time. She loved it. I gave her a few particularly hard open palm spankings, and bit her on the back, which left bright pink marks. Temporary mementos of our time together.

Disappointingly, it was at this point that all my earlier physical activity began to catch up to me; I was drenched in sweat and my body was starting to tense up. I was also feeling light-headed and dehydrated. I told her I needed a break, and she went and grabbed me some water. She wanted to keep going but my erection had begun to subside, and there was a problem: she didn’t have anymore condoms, and the ones I brought with me were no good because she was allergic to latex. After several attempts to get me back to working condition with the condom, she said fuck it. She pulled off the condom and started working me with another divine blowjob. I enjoyed a solid five minutes before exploding in her mouth, which she swallowed.

I just laid there trying to process, and she parked her cute little ass right next to me while she fumbled to put her glasses back on, then turned to me with a big grin, and offered me a high five. We laughed, and began cleaning up. I grabbed my clothes, but before putting them on we started making out again, and my dick perked right up. I really fucking wished she’d had more than two of those condoms. I put my clothes back on, and it was clear that she wanted me to leave, so I shuffled my way to the door with her in lazy pursuit. I fumbled with the lock and once opened, I turned around, and gave her one last deep kiss before pulling away

“That was awesome!”

“Yes, it was!”

“Well, if you’re ever in this city again, you do have my number.”

“ If I’m here, you’ll be getting a call. And if you ever find yourself in my city, you had better call me.”

And with that, I gave her one more soft kiss and walked out the door. I made my way back to the elevators. Looking at my reflection, I admired how hilariously obvious it was that I just had sex. I didn’t do anything to hide it as I strolled right past the front desk. The lady that helped me earlier came out just as I was walking by; her reaction was priceless.

“Have a good evening!” I exclaimed; I had put on the biggest shit-eating grin I could muster.

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