Hi guys, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. This is a repost because my original got deleted by the automod because I’m dumb. This will also be my first sex story (but I’ve told this story in particular many many times irl). Names are obviously changed. This story is a mix of some of the best sex I’ve ever had and one of the funniest moments of my life. Don’t expect particularly graphic sex. If that isn’t your thing, you have been warned. During my spring semester my Junior year of college I happened sit in front of this beautiful Polish girl, we’ll call her Lia, in one of my classes. I started chatting to her about some British guy in our class with the sexiest accent I have ever heard and how I wanted him to just keep talking to me all the way to the bedroom. Yes, you read that correctly, I picked up a girl by saying I wanted to suck a dude’s dick. Guys; take notes. We started talking more and she mentioned she needed to get laid, to which I responded with a gif of Katniss from The Hunger Games saying “I volunteer as tribute.” Spoilers: it worked. We started hooking up pretty regularly for the rest of the semester, but that specific time isn’t this story. No this story takes place about two weeks later.
About us: I am a 5.10/5.11 white guy with that is obviously Italian but not stereotypically so. I’m about 145lbs, so a little on the scrawny side but I consider myself at least decently attractive. I’m also not lacking with a 7.5/8in dick. Lia, on the other hand, is undeniably a bombshell. 5.4/5.5 Polish girl with C/D breasts, a perfect stomach, amazing legs, and the nicest ass I have ever slept with. Honestly, she could be a model if she so chose to be.
So fast forward a couple weeks and we had been sleeping together 3-4 times a week and getting pretty comfortable with each other. I had mentioned to her being kind of dominant in bed when my partner is into it so one day she texts me around noon and she decided to wanted to try. Specifically, she wanted to be tied up and blindfolded. Of course I respond what any sensible guy would say: Fuck. Yes.
It’s at this point I have to mention that I had a single because my roommate had graduated, but I had a friend who stayed with me a few nights a week who had left that morning. He is/was best friends with the other main character in this story, a man we’ll refer to as Steve; my suitemate. Steve is adorable. Genuinely one of the kindest, most amazingly sweet human beings you would ever have the pleasure of meeting, a true kid at heart; except he’s got one massive Achille’s heel- he’s oblivious as fuck.
Lia comes over around 4:30pm and we immediately get at it. I sat on my bed and had her strip for me. She took her time. She did so on purpose. She knew my dominant side hated being tested for authority. So when she had finished, I handcuffed her hands behind her back, pulled her handband over her eyes, and ordered her to her knees. She wasn’t a big fan of blow jobs, but she really gave her all on this one, knowing that this was her punishment for having tested me during her strip tease, and not long after I was itching to what we were really here for. I ordered her up and to lay down on her back onto the bed, to which she rapidly obeyed. I tied her hands together and handcuffed those above her head to the headboard and took a step back to take a mental screenshot of the sight. This easy 9/10 was currently handcuffed to my bed. It was almost surreal. I didn’t waste any time grabbing a condom and as I was about to start, there is a knock at the door.
Comedy starts here
It was Steve. He had left a tube of bubbles in my room and wanted to get them. I yelled back to him that he had to wait, to which he responded a little angrily “yo man it’ll only take a second I just want my bubbles!” I look down at Lia, sighed, and said exasperatedly “Fine.” Now, why I didn’t just grab these fucking things myself and hand them to him I will never know, but I didn’t. I threw a blanket over Lia, put pants on (mind you my dick was still on full display), and opened the door. In walks Steve who goes straight to his bubbles, doesn’t notice Lia is tied up, picks them up, opens them, turns to this poor girl, and starts blowing fucking bubbles while trying to talk to her. At this point I can’t believe any of this is happening so I yelled at him softly to get out. He looks at me and goes “whatever man I’ll talk to you later.” and walks out. Lia and I just stop dead for a second looking at each other and suddenly both of us burst into tears with laughter.
Sex begins here
After 10 or so minutes of laughing uncontrollably we both calm down, lock eyes, and return to making out ferociously. I (finally) get this condom on and we start going at it. And I mean really going at it. It’s as if this laughter has unleashed our inner demons and we’re tearing into each other- I still have a picture of my back the next morning saved to my phone of when I inevitably untied her. We fucked in every position you can think of plus 2 more. She had trouble cumming from sex but I’m pretty sure she came no less than 3 times throughout this fuckfest. We just kept going. Eventually we’re both exhausted and I ripped off the condom and came all over her. Again, an image I will never forget. She goes to take a shower while I check the clock. It is now 9:45pm. We fucked for a solid 4 hours after the bubbles incident; an accomplishment that I still happily brag about. While she’s showering I go and tell Steve about his stupidity. He bursts into laughter- a combination of sheer embarrassment and actual hilarity- and swears an apology, but I vow to never let him ever live this down.
And that, my friends, is how nearly getting cockblocked by bubbles got me some of best sex of my life.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/93tb8o/the_bubbles_story_mf