[MF]Too big for an escort so I got my money back.

So first I want to say that I’m in Germany and escorts are totally legal and government controlled etc.

I was feeling extra horny yesterday and none of my FWB were available. so I started to look around the internet and I found one clean and upstanding place that I could go to. I looked into the list of available girls and most were meh, but one girl caught my eye. her profile said she was 21 years old, blonde, and only 143cm tall (4’7″) which peaked my curiosity looking through her photos I just became overwhelmed with desire, I had to have her. I emailed the establishment and booked a time that day. When I arrived she was even smaller than I thought. I’m a fairly tall guy i’m 6’0″(183cm) and I am fit. Even with her large escort heels on the top of her head only came up to my shoulder and when she took her shoes off up to my nipples.

My German isn’t very good but in “normal” everyday situations I can get around and talk pricing but I certainly didn’t know the terms for this. We tried to talk about time / money but eventually she just got the manager who we just discussed the terms. Everything agreed I got her for the next hour. the manager left and then, lets call her M, and I got into it, she had a great round ass and cute perky A cup tits. She unbuckled my pants and just let out an “uuummmm” when she pulled down my underwear. I’m not huge but my cock is 7.5 inches (19cm) and she said something that I didn’t quite understand but I assumed it was a comment about my size.

Feeling confident we progressed into her blowing me (with condom) and then we moved to the bed where she lay on her back. I lubed her up and got my cock ready to go into her and I looked and felt massive compared to her. her thighs weren’t too much wider than my forearms which in turn didn’t look that much bigger than my cock. As I slid my cock into her face got pretty serious and her hands went down to the bed and gripped the sheets. I knew I was big for her so I went in and out slowly but if I tried to go deep I could feel a hard stop as well as her making a noise that she didn’t like it.

I flipped her onto her hands and knees to try doggy style and basically the same thing happened. She then asked me to stop and then said a lot but I gathered that I was just too big. I asked her if she wanted to take a break or stop and she said she wanted to stop. She then told me to wait, got a towel on and then left the room.

I heard some mumbling in the hall way and then some giggling, next thing I know the manager comes in the room with her arm around M. she says to me “i’m so sorry but our tiny M says she cannot handle you, maybe one of our other girls can handle it?”  There I was naked on the bed, throbbing cock…I just said “ok, yeah….sure”. the manager then rubs M’s head like someone would a small child who just fell down and they both left. 

I sat alone in the room for a minute or two starting to feel a little awkward, feeling like I should get dressed or something, but at that point a girl walked in and introduced herself. she was nice but I just wasn’t feeling her. after her the manager came in and said “is she ok for you? the only problem is she has only 20 minutes before her next appointment. considering I paid for 1 hour and I was only 10 minutes into my original session I was thinking that I’ve never heard of people getting money back from a hooker so then asked “is there no one else that can do the full hour?” the manager said something that I didn’t quite understand so she said to wait and got out her phone and left the room.

II then sit down on the bed again cock still throbbing, the next thing I know I see the door open and a girl pops her head in looks at my cock, smiles and says “hi….see me next time” and she leaves and shuts the door.  Now ‘m thinking word has spread among the girls that I was too big for M, which started to make me feel real good. Then two more times while I sit there waiting for the manager to come back other girls open the door, poke their heads in and then stare at my cock and smile before leaving.

Finally the manager comes back in saying she talked to the boss and she will give me all my money back and apologizes for the problems. confidently I say “well it is big” motioning towards my cock. the manager follows my motion and then stares at my cock, bites her lip and said “yes, yes it is….not too big for me, but big, yes” I accept the money back and start to put my clothes on. The manager hangs around while I dress so I figured I would test the waters I say “if it isn’t too big for you maybe you want a go?” She smiles big and said “tempting, but unfortunately I’m working” she then leaves the room and waits for me to finish getting dressed. Walks me out apologizing the whole time.

not really a great ending, and I just wanted to share because how often do you hear about someone getting their money back from an escort?

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/93epbl/mftoo_big_for_an_escort_so_i_got_my_money_back

16 comments

  1. Was this in Berlin? I went to a brothel there and had a similar issue.

    After I got hard the girl looked a bit unsure (I’m a bit of a grower) and kept trying to hurry me along after we started. She was in obvious discomfort the whole time and she insisted the hour was up after like 30 minutes.

    I essentially got thrown out of this brothel by this prostitute and her mistress insisting that I was too big (I’m like 8” tops). Super unsatisfying experience.

    Also I didn’t get my money back.

  2. Sorry but wtf did you expect? She’s the size of a damn child… That’s probably some sick fetish you have…

  3. Sure mate, I’ll write a story too but my cock is 36cm, it’s not that big btw…

  4. Don’t care about the length. What’s the girth?

    If it’s over 6′ then yeah, I believe your story.

  5. “Even with her large escort heals on the top of her head… ” I imagined her wearing shoes on her head for the rest of the story. XD

  6. I bet it is more about the girth of your dick than the length unless you were just slamming it into her cervix and left that part out. I’m only 5’2″ and my BF is about your same length and is about 6.5″ in girth and I can take him pretty well after I’m wet. Every girl is different, but for most it’s as much about girth as it is length.

  7. I couldn’t picture the manager without picturing Miss Tanner from Suspiria.

  8. I think you might have your measurements off. Not of your dick, that’s fine, it’s big but not unbelievably, but her. 4’7″ is a straight up midget. Like actual dwarfism.

  9. I’m 4’11 and my husband is 6’3. Can confirm the “being nipple height” is a thing and size can be an issue.

  10. Had this happen to me in Singapore… I dropped trou and the lady attending me immediately gasped and started speaking super fast and smiling. My mandarin sucks but I could tell she was amazed. She got up left the room and returned with another girl who in turn brought more girls… 5 ladies in total came to check me out. Funniest part was that the other girl who came in second had left my buddy mid session to come have a look. Found out after… he was not happy. One of the girls pulled out a camera and they took a group photo around my cock.

    Ended with me getting a four hand hj from two of the girls.

    Never felt so huge in my life.

    Hope you get to go back for the one who said she could handle it. That place sounds like it has some stellar customer service. Not sure where you are in Germany but if you pop into Berlin try getting into the KitKat club. I remember reading a post from another redditor who went that was pretty hot! Be sure to check their calendar as different nights have different themes.

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