[MF] just did something that would definitely get me in trouble.

I’m in the military, so we’ve got some rules concerning senior subordinate relationships.

A little while ago, a couple new sailors checked into my command. 14 to be exact, all of them straight out of boot camp.

I’ve been at this command for about a year now, in the military for a total of a little over 3 years.

I don’t want to give away my rank, but I’m three pay-grades above this girl. The line is drawn at 1 above. You can go one up, one down. That’s about it.

This little girl, well call her Jenny, is about 5’1, Italian with that perfect olive toned skin, dark curly hair and brown eyes you can get lost in. She’s got an ass that perfectly fits her frame, and a really nice set of b cups. She has those medium size square Ray bans covered by her hair when it’s not in a bun.

I’m Irish. Got an accent to boot. I’m built like a barrel standing about 5’11, with green eyes and dark orange hair.

To the story.

I was the officer of the deck when she arrived, so I had to log that she arrived in the deck logs. Her full name, SSN, and date of birth. I logged her in late on a Tuesday night, Wednesday afternoon I went on leave to tend to my sick father in the other side of the country in New York. I was gone for two weeks. When I returned, I was standing watch at the entry point when she flashed her ID and I almost didn’t recognize her with her hair down.

“You work here right?”

“Sure do!”

“What’s the command master chiefs name?”

“********”

She got it right, I just wanted to check. I explained that I went on leave and hadn’t formally introduced myself.

“I’m Nicholas, nice to meet you.”

“I’m Jenny”

Super normal conversation. Fast forward to about 3 hours ago. I was off base picking a few things up late and night and she asked me if I could bring her back food. She told me she wanted Texas Roadhouse. It was on the way and I was game. I bring it back and tell her I have it but don’t get a response. At this point I think she’s cute but that’s about it, just another cute sailor I can’t mess with. It’s happened before. I have some paperwork to do so I tell her I’ll be in the lab, and her food is in her room. She gets back from the gym in black yoga pants and a bright green tank with a sports bra.

“Hey, sorry I was at the gym…what’re you workin on??”

“Just some paperwork, how was your workout?”

“It was good! I ran for a while and did some squats and chest press and stuff”

“You work tomorrow?” I asked her. She was going to be sore after a full body workout and we’ve got shit to do. While she doesn’t work under me, the command is so small she might
as well.

“Nope! My section has off because of good participation in that command event.”

“Lucky, I missed that but I got to go home for my sick father so that’s a plus”

“I’d love to go home, but I just got here, I don’t think they’d like that. Anyway, I’m about to go watch a movie while I eat upstairs. Wanna come?”

It was late and I didn’t have anything else to do except sleep. Why not?

“Sure, I’ll be up in a sec, just have to log off.”

“Okie doke!”

Fuck she was cute.

I walk up there and this 100 pound girl is devouring mashed potatoes.

“Hey! Put a movie in, idc what.”

I picked an old Disney movie, because ya know she was practically 12 in the eyes of the navy.

“IS THIS MULAN”

“Yea it is! Eddie Murphy kills me in this.”

We watch Mulan without incident. Towards the end I was browsing Reddit’s r/shittypickuplines and laughing at some of them. She asks what I was laughing at and I tell her a genuinely shitty line.

She laughs and says, “that’s one point” with a relatively innocent smile.

“Points, what’s this? Hog warts?”

“Haha, just an old habit. I used to give my brothers points and then tickle them when I got to ten”

“I can’t promise your safety if you try to tickle me”

“I don’t think you’ll get to ten!”

“We’ll see.”

Now these were some SHITTTE pickup lines. Truly trash. I work my way up to 8 before I ask
“Wait, what happens when I get to ten again?”

“It’s going to be hard, but if you get to ten I’ll…give you a kiss”

“Well that’s not the only thing that’s hard”

“Fuck, now you’re at 9, that was good”

After a couple minute of funny, insulting ones I hit her with the Rubik’s cube

“Hey Jenny?”

“Yes?”

“Are you a Rubik’s cube?”

“Nooo…why?”

“Because I’m not a nerd but I can finger you to completion in about three minutes.”

“That was good. Point.”

I completely forget the score because that was an awesome pickup line.

“Wait. That’s ten yea?”

“…shit”

“You don’t actually have to kiss me, bragging rights should suffice”

“Bets a bet!”

And she leans in and pecks me on the lips.

“Well shit, if I’d known that was the reward I wouldn’t have tried so hard!”

“Well you only have to get to 8 for the next one.”

Before I knew it I was at 8 again.

This time it wasn’t just a peck. No tongue yet, but it lasted much longer and we were actually making out. Keep in mind, this is in a common area, in the dark, with ready player one (we started another one) in the background.

She pulled away and said “now we’re going 1 for 1.”

I tried another one and she said “point” and that’s all I needed to hear. I pulled her in, pulled her into my recliner and she was straddling me. She let out a little moan and with that I said “you’re gonna get me in trouble” while still kissing her.

“Oooo that’s right, you outrank me”

Damn that was good to hear.

We made out for about 45 minutes. Heavy groping, two interruptions which luckily we were in different chairs for, and a lot of deep breaths. I tell her it’s time for bed because IVE got work in 3 hours.

I head back to my room and she sends me a text that says

“This never happened…???”

It’s on.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/931kp3/mf_just_did_something_that_would_definitely_get