[MF] That night I thought I fucked an alien.

This is not clever word play or a play on words to end up with the punchline being a snide comment on immigration. This is a true story which happened last January in Chicago.

My story begins winter of 2017 January, more specifically. It was Friday night when I made plans to meet up with friends from college and have a few drinks at a local pub. My friends do not live in Chicago but we did all attend the same college in Chicago.
The five of us walked into the pub around 7:30 p.m. with intent to have a few drinks and have dinner.
We spoke about our old girlfriends and typical college memories everyone was having a good time. During one of my tales of spring break my friend stands up and walks to the bathroom. Our conversation continues and our friend had been gone for about 20 minutes before coming back with two girls he wanted us to meet.
The first girl was Russian, tight and didn’t speak great English which only made me want her more. Then her friend, a tall Nordic looking beauty. Do not alter your first draft of what a Nordic sex goddess would look like that’s what she looked like. Blonde hair, ice blue eyes, tight body and a strong jaw. It was the first time I had seen something so perfectly symmetrical. Her tits seem to defy gravity as well as her ass. She didn’t talk much unlike her Russian friend who wouldn’t shut up. Be more of a leader in our group I whisper into the Nordic goddess ear “come with me I have something to tell you.” She smiles and I almost cum in my pants at how perfect her teeth are.
We leave our group and we sit at the bar talking face to face. I asked her typical “getting to know you” questions but maintaining originality.
“How long will you be in Chicago? I assume you’re not from here since no one here is this nice to be around.”
Now that we are away from our screaming loudmouth friends we can hear each other speak but when she answered my question an unexpected voice came out. It sounded as if she was about to throw up or holding back a huge cough.
She went on to explain she was only in town for the weekend because they are passing through on a road trip from somewhere in Canada to Las Vegas. I tried my best to impress her with stories from my travels to Vegas but it didn’t seem to interest her. We went on to have a fairly normal conversation but then things made me feel uneasy.
By this point I’ve had 6 beers and am feeling close to the end of my limit as I’m not really a drinker. Apparently I sloppily had asked her about her passions in life or something which prompted her to tell me about her study’s. I remember her explaining in great details mathematical theories and inventions she had planned on making. I couldn’t believe someone this attractive was running laps around me in the math and science department granted I haven’t cared about math or science since college but her level surpassed mine. The rest of the conversation was a little hazy but I remember her grabbing my hand and explaining some oceanic shit to me and it gave me an asmr feeling.
An hour and a half goes by and my friends are about to leave and one with the sexy Russian. Nordic sex goddess states that I would give her a ride home… if I wanted to take her home. As she said that I metaphorically felt her eyes pierce through mine and fuck the shit out of me therefore I agreed and shewed everyone away.
Nordic princess stands up and chugs the remainder of her beer and grabs me by the hand and we walk to my Jeep. She had a strange walk almost as if she sustained a fraction in her younger years. I told her I’ll drive her to her place and I open the front door for her. She says “I would feel much safer in the back seat.” I open the back door and she slides in followed by her grabbing my jacket and pulling me in.
We began making out and I having no decorum with fondling her. I squeezed her tits from over her dress and it felt as if she had a bra on under her tits. They still felt great but, different. As I kissed her neck and ran my hands through her silk like hair she moaned but it was more like she was singing one note. Again, strange but I continued. She then whispered into my ear, “reach into my purse and hand me the tube” I did and pulled out lubricant which she squirted into her hand and shoved it up her pussy. I began rubbing her pussy and it felt like it was missing detail. No rough Top interior, or cervix but it looked very symmetrical.
We began fucking but she stopped me two more times to add more lube before eventually I came. She didn’t really say much after that. We just made out and took her home.
When I got home I fell asleep then told my friends the story. They said it was awesome but didn’t see anything wrong with any of the things I thought were strange.
About a month later I told the story to a friend that is a girl “it felt like I was fucking an alien to which she said “you know, it sounds A lot like you just fucked a post op transgendered person who had a ton of plastic surgery.” This was later confirmed by the Russian whom kept in contact with my friend.

TLDR: Met a girl, fucked her, her pussy seemed weird. Thought she was an alien. Turns out was a post op trans person.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/90zuuh/mf_that_night_i_thought_i_fucked_an_alien