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A porno is being made about your job. How does the sex start?
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“Diana, I need to talk to you about a bug”
I approached her slender form and crouched besides her chair.
“I raised work item 6937 about it, check it out…”
I repro the issue for Diana as we both notice everyone else has gone home for the day.
“wow, there’s no one left. Why are you working so late anyway?” I asked, setting my hands on the desk next to the tablet.
“Oh, I’ve had to let the plumbers into my house this morning, so I came in late. I’ll be getting off in a few hours anyway” she said, putting her hands closer to mine.
She looked like she hadn’t slept for long this morning, or any morning for the last 10 years. She had a bob, sunken eyes and a quirky foreign accent.
“I’ve just been getting a little sauced off the beers in the fridge and lost track of time. Why don’t we try to reproduce this bug together on your debug build?” I suggested, as we both reached down for the USB connector and inserted it into the tablet together.
My eyes met her sharp and bright blue eyes, and she bit her lip. I stroked my hands up her uncovered arms up behind her elbows as she closed her eyes and kissed her.
She sighed a little and went a little limp as she embraced me. “Oh, I’ve been a bad dev. I need you to punish me for all the sloppy code I’ve been putting into the builds” she said, as if her words were coming out of her mouth as cotton candy.
“You didn’t even get them code reviewed?” I replied in a fake shocked tone. “You just jammed it in raw like that?”
“Yeah.” she said, making a devilish face as she leaned back in her chair, pulling me in between her legs with my knees on the ground instead of crouching.
“You should remind of all the quality protocols we have in here. Really give it to me.” She started to unbutton her short sleeved white blouse. “Thank god this building has 24 hour access, we might need to pull an all nighter.” She said, as she pulled open her drawer and took out some energy drinks.
“Do you have any anti virus demos in there?” I said with a goofy grin.
“Oh, I’ve got something better than demos…” she pulled out a 12 pack of Monster Condums, still in the shrink wrapping.
“The question is, do you have the right kind of testing tool to go for this kind of debugging?” she said, as she started rubbing my groin.
“Oh, I’m sure my hard disk is full of all kinds of tools” I said, as she blurted out a laugh.
“That doesn’t even make sense, you fucking idiot” she quipped, unbuttoning and unzipping my trousers. As she fondled my cock, I kissed her neck and her shoulders, making her sigh and lean back.
I unbuttoned the rest of her shirt, kissing the tops of her small bosom covered up by what looked like an ancient, graying bra, which probably used to be white.
She pushed me away and got up, moving her keyboard and monitor to the side, and undid her own trousers and bra, motioning me to take my trousers and pants off. she put her shirt on the desk and sat down, opened her legs and told me to put the condom on.
“lets go, lets go lets go, before the fucking cleaners get around to us. Hurry up and fuck me”
~~And then I smashed, and busted a fat nut. the end.~~
Edit:
I tore the condom out of the package and quickly unrolled it down my cock. I pressed my knob against her vagina and pushed my way in.
“Ooooh” she said, shivering slightly. “that’s what I’ve been looking forward to for a while now. Always coming up here, squatting down next to me like that, you little shit, as if it makes the horrible news any better” I thrusted into her as she leaned back and moaned.
She mimiced my voice “Oh, there’s a small , uuuhhnn, problem with the UI. You , ahh, sneaky git. I see , mmm, I see you, sneaking arouuUHHnd, making excuses…” she inhaled to catch her breath and let out a few moans. I intensified, trying to make her lose even more of her composure, stroking her hair as I thrusted harder.
“OOooh. Coming up here, mmmm, sniffing around my desk. Haaaaaa. Hooooh. I, uh, see the way you ooooooh keep looking at me, you pervert” she continued, as she wrapped her arms around my back and her legs behind my butt.
“Yeah. And I bet you’ve been dying for me to catch you like this, huh?” I said, between grunts and out of shape panting.
She lay back on her desk as best she could, with her neck bent awkwardly against the wall behind where her monitor used to be. She curved her hips higher and I ended up with her feet by my head, her skinny legs danging in front of my chest. She started rubbing her clit.
“Smack my arse. Tell me to think before I check in” She said, gritting her teeth as she tried to force an orgasm out as fast as she could.
“Where did you learn to code, out of some shitty designer’s prototyping blog?” I said, as I smacked the side of her arse as I thrusted harder
She moaned and yelped. “Do you even understand how to write comments you shit? I bet you use a pure white IDE” I kept pounding and spanking her until she let loose a scream that could be heard at the lobby.
“Oh you vile tester boy.” she sighed and pushed on my chest, signaling me to stop fucking her. “that was so good. We need to finish you off later, before the receptionist comes up here.”
I was a little disappointed, but started to take the condom off. Unfortunately, before I could put my trousers back on, the door to our floor opened.
It was Nicky, the 35 year old uptight receptionist. She had on her jacket, shirt , pencil skirt and high heels, and took off her glasses when she locked eyes with me.
“My GOD! This is a vile breach of office decorum!” she shouted at us. Diana flinched, and I just looked at her, dumbstruck.
“The only way we can forget about all this is if you share that HOT MEAT with me” she added.
SCENE
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Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/8udeji/mfsoftware_testing_inspired_porn_story_off