Let me just address this nonsense that the Roman Catholic Church (through Constantine’s punk self) has you niggas along with the rest of the world believing: that Jesus was indeed real and that that fake motherfucker is going to come back in the clouds to save your ass. My dear, I know you don’t believe this bullshit, right? If you do, you might as well pack it up and head out there on the track for me and sell that good pussy that’s between those thighs. I mean, you might as well let me pimp that ass; you’re letting the bishop and preacher get at you. And while I’m on the subject of the preacher, let me just share with you this story of some of the best head I’d ever received to this date. Guess who that fire-ass top belonged to? You hit the nail right on the head if you’re thinking: a fucking wet-mouth Pastoress. “I rebuke you Satan in the name of Jesus!” Yeah, yeah, I know; that’s what your ass most likely wants to holler. Funny thing is: why is your freaky ass here? You know I write some of that “Gomorrah” shit, right? I’m getting beyond myself, though. Let me get back to the Pastoress that topped me off. She actually provided me neck in her car (if I remember correctly) in the dead of night in the parking lot of my apartments. My hot antics revved up that Holy libido, and the Spirit of that Fake Lord was upon her tail. If you’ve been reading my literature for a while, you know I absolutely love getting my nipples licked by a woman’s wet mouth. The Lady of God swiped at my chest first to get the spaceship off the ground. Of course, she jacked at my brown specimen while entertaining me with that soiled mouth. My pre-emissions shared space with her groping-ass left hand (I think.), and I recall telling her, “Put your mouth on my dick!” She was apprehensive a bit, but that throat consumed my erection within a matter of seconds. And, I fuckin’ lost it; my pre-cum seemed to be expelled from my cock with each and every pull, suck, and yank of her fellatio tactics. I was in that heaven of fairy tales that her contemporaries preached about. And believe me, her Jesus had prepared a gang of rooms in His Father’s house in that there mouth for my dick to live in. Shit, I couldn’t endure the disabling lips and friends but for a season, so a Nigga was about to be on His way to enlightenment.
“GODDAMN, I’m about to cum in your mouth!” I think I recall I yelled. “Don’t take your mouth off my dick!”
I wanted to end that sentence with “you slut”, but I was an ignorant son of a bitch back then, too–believing in all that Christian Mumbo Jumbo mess. Anyway, I pinned her face and throat to the base of my shaft, and I ejaculated a ton of my seed down her esophagus. Now, I’m waiting for the harvest…
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8q5j8w/mf_for_once_im_sure_it_wont_be_for_all_though
Please note: these stories that I supply to this r/gonewildstories subreddit are 100 percent true no matter how far fetched they appear. I’ve lived quite an extraordinary life up until now.
The other stories I post on other subreddits are either semi-autobiographical or fiction.