My first year as a single man in a very long time [MF]

Part 1: A Rebound Blowjob

I broke up with my girlfriend of five years recently because blah blah blah who gives a shit about the reason. We broke up and I was suddenly a 28 year old single man living in a small city. I’m 5’7, medium build, employed, and convinced that my 6 inch dick is closer to 7 inches. Most women would rate me as a 6 out of 10 on looks, but my job and charming personality (their words not mine) make me a 7-8.

So what does a single 28 year old man do with his first night of freedom in five years? Go on Tinder. Let me save your future single self some time: unless you’re a 10, you’re not matching with very attractive women. So after 8 hours of disappointment – yeah I’m impatient – I delete the app and head to the bar.

The bar scene is about what I expected for a Monday night: pathetic. Just the bartender and two other guys. ‘This is my new life’ I think to myself. I order a drink and then another and as I’m about to call it quits and head home, she walks in. Like the other guys in the place, my eyes stare at her as she makes her entrance. I quickly look away and go back to my drink. This is something I learned about girls in college: they want what they can’t have. When a girl walks into the bar and sees every guy staring at her, it’s too easy (and a bit creepy). But if one guy seems uninterested…now that’s something she doesn’t know if she can have. Her response: challenge accepted. So she takes a seat on the bar stool to my left and I grab a quick glance.

I’d guess she was about 5 feet, blonde hair, skinny build, B cups, and a decent looking face. She’s got a typical Southern sun dress on and her blonde hair is hanging just past her shoulders. I’m terrible with ages, but I’d guess she was about my age. She orders a water (can’t explain that one) and I continue to act like I don’t even see her. I order another drink, pull out my phone and start answering emails. As I’m analyzing a graph from one of the emails she leans over and says in a slightly Southern accent “are you really trying to get work done in a bar?” Without really acknowledging her presence I go, “yeah I got a lot to do tonight.” Before I can ease into my next line she responds “maybe you can add me to the list.” I nearly bust a nut in my pants before blurting out “YEAH I THINK I COULD.” She looks around and smiles a bit awkwardly at my sudden loss of charm, but gets off her stool and heads for the door. I throw a twenty on the bar, give the bartender a double thumbs up – yeah I act like a 12 year old when I’m about to get laid — and head out the door. Call me cautious, but I wasn’t sure that I was 100% good to drive so I suggest we call an Uber. She shakes her head and says, “No, I’ll drive.” So I hop in her car and we head to her place. Now I’d love to be able to tell you that this girl drove while simultaneously giving me road head but no, the drive was uneventful. I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, clearly.

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She opens the door to her apartment and we start making out furiously. Our tongues dancing with each other, our hands all over each other, and our breathing heavy. Her hands graze from the tip of my dick up to the base and she gives me a dirty smile. As she continues stroking my dick over my pants, she whispers in my ear “I like it a bit rough…” and after a hesitant pause adds “…Daddy.” Now, I’m not a big fan of the whole “Daddy” thing – I took one too many psych classes in college — but goddamn that was hot. My hands quickly make their way underneath her dress and she gives me an innocent yet approving smile as I slowly lean down and remove her underwear: a bright yellow thong that matches her sun dress. Now she moves her hands into my pants, under my boxers, and grabs my dick. She starts to rub the tip with her thumb while using her fingers to massage the shaft. “Mmmmm I really wanna see this thing,” she says. She drops to her knees, unbuckles my belt, and yanks it through all the belt loops on my pants in one motion (very impressive). She reaches into my boxers and pulls it out. Her eyebrows momentarily jump up and her lips curl approvingly, “oh we’re going to have fun tonight” she says. Her tongue gently presses against the tip of my dick in a way that can only be described as heavenly. She then moves to the base of the shaft and slowly but with more pressure licks up to the tip. Her eyes stay locked onto mine the entire time. Her hands fondle my balls as she gives little kisses all over the underneath of my shaft, her eyes still looking up at me. Without any warning, she stands up, takes my hand, and leads me through her apartment. We end up in her bedroom, she drops my hand, turns around, and unzips her sundress, which falls to the floor. The room is dark enough that I’m really only looking at her silhouette, but it’s one of the hottest outlines of a body I’ve seen. I pick her up and toss her on the bed. Her voice gasps and I can now see the horniness ratcheting up in her as she starts to play with herself. I take off my shirt, join her on the bed, and resume kissing her. I unclasp her bra, the only article of clothing she has left, and realize I seriously under assessed her cup size at the bar.

This girl is packing solid D’s and on her tiny frame…well, they make her look like a porn star. She smiles excitedly when she sees my reaction and says “I like it when I look down and see a dick between them.” ‘Say no more’ I think to myself as I climb on top of her and slide my hard dick between them. She opens her mouth and with each thrust quickly sucks the tip. Sex feels amazing, but sliding your dick between D’s with an open mouth at the other end is fucking fantastic. As I continue thrusting, I reach back and put my fingers between her legs. Soaked, just as I suspected. I start fingering her and I can hear the barely audible gasp/moan that I love when you finger a girl properly. Between heavy breaths she says “harder Daddy” and I start to finger fuck her pussy, keeping my thumb on her clit (think Spiderman motion). Her moans intensify, both in pleasure and volume. I flip over into 69 to improve my access and suddenly she ENGULFS my dick. Call me selfish, but I’m not about to get distracted fingering a girl who is deep throating me. So I stand up off the bed and point toward the floor in front of me. She eagerly jumps to the floor – so eagerly that I’m thinking “where have you been in my life?!” – and resumes sucking my dick.

This girl could suck a milkshake through a broken straw but it’s the deep throating in combination with this skill that really gets me. She fits the whole thing in, and as she pulls out rapidly twists both hands around the shaft, and repeats. After a few minutes, she looks up at me with the sluttiest look in her eyes and giggles/coughs on my dick. Good lord that was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. She puts her hands on my hips and starts face fucking herself. Guys, this is the pinnacle of my existence: I have a girl who is easily a solid 9 face fucking herself with my dick. She’s gagging, coughing, slobbering all over the thing and I think I might die in happiness. This goes on for about 10 minutes, with her only stopping for brief moments to gasp for air. I start to get close and ask her where I should cum (such a gentleman, I know). She smiles and says “I want to taste you Daddy” and 30 seconds later she is licking my cum off her body and slurping it into her mouth and down her seemingly endless throat.

Would I have loved to fuck this girl? Obviously, but I learned from my father to never stick your dick in crazy (RIP Pops). A girl who picks up a guy in the bar and brings her back to her own place within 30 minutes…that’s fucking crazy. But the curious side of me needed to know something, so as I headed out I asked, “umm why did you want to get with me so badly?” With an emotionless expression, she very matter-of-factly answered, “because the guy two seats down from you at the bar was my ex-husband and I wanted him to see me take another man home.” She then slammed the door in my face.

Moral of the story: I actually have no idea what attracts women, I simply got lucky.

This is my first post and while I think my recent adventures are worth sharing, I may be over evaluating their excitement. Let me know if Part II is worth posting.

Part II Teaser: From moderately adventurous as a Gf to total freak as a FWB

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8nc26m/my_first_year_as_a_single_man_in_a_very_long_time