On Saturday night I went out with my boyfriend and some friends and got way too drunk/high.
Me and my boyfriend went back to mine and started making out on my bed. At some point something clicked in my brain and I was convinced I was Meghan Markle. When I started thinking that I decided I didn’t need to do any of the work or pleasure him at all because I’m a princess and he should pleasure me. I lay flat on my back naked and said “I’m in line to the throne, any man would be lucky to be with me”.
Then as I was giving him a blowjob (I don’t know what had happened to not pleasuring him) I had the sudden realisation that I was cheating on prince Harry and started crying but I tried to hide it from him. He asked if I was crying, I said “no” and carried on and he asked again which made me start SOBBING and he asked what was wrong and that I should stop if I’m going to cry. I kept going still crying when he pulled out of my mouth asking again what was wrong and I told him I couldn’t tell him.
I’m relieved I didn’t tell him I was cheating on Harry because he was nowhere near as far gone as me and that could have caused some problems.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8n20us/drunk_and_deluded_fm
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