I just discovered this sub, and have thoroughly enjoyed reading though everyone’s naughty tales of deviancy and lust. So I figured I’d share a few stories from my past… back when I was younger and dumber. Ok, that might be putting it lightly… how about, back when I was a piece of shit.
Throwaway for obvious reasons. And yes certain details have been embellished for the sake of storytelling, but the meat of the story is 100% true.
This particular tale happened just a few days before my 27th birthday, which landed on a Saturday that year. Early in the week, I remember my then-girlfriend letting me know her Aunt Flo decided to show up, which was a major bummer. This girl was 100% against period sex, and 1000% against anal, which left only one option. Thankfully, she was a gifted head-giver, and promised me the birthday blowjob of a lifetime to make up for the lack of sex. It was better than nothing, so I hid my disappointment and lied through my teeth saying I couldn’t wait.
Now, back in those days, my sex drive was still off the charts. We would have sex at least seven times a week, and I’d still have to masturbate daily to focus on anything longer than 15 minutes. So, I decided to spice up the birthday BJ by saving my load and not cumming for the entire week – something I probably hadn’t done since being a pre-teen. But hey, I figured if my girl wanted to make it special, I’d do my best to unleash a Peter North-style cumshot to make it truly memorable.
I quickly discovered going a full week without whacking off was really, really hard (pun intended). By midweek, I was already irritable and getting turned on by absolutely everything, particularly our department’s summer intern, Staci. I was working at a relatively small insurance brokerage at the time and had my own office, which made me feel like a bigshot. As an intern, Staci couldn’t really do much since she wasn’t licensed to speak with the public, so she mostly stuck to filing and getting coffee, but she was still very popular in the office. Well, among the male staff, at least.
Staci was your typical sorority girl co-ed. Short and toned with long blonde hair, though always tied up in a bun at work. She was very pretty – borderline gorgeous, though she often wore more makeup than she needed. And she liked to flaunt the fact she spent more time in the gym than studying by wearing very, very tight clothing. Skirts, blouses, dresses, you name it – they hugged every curve she had and didn’t’ leave much to the imagination when it came to her big perky breasts and round taut ass. Nowadays, I could certainly see her getting called into HR for complaints about her work attire, and for good reason, I’d have to admit. But this was a few years back, and for those that don’t know, insurance even to this day is still a bit of an old boy’s club, so no one ever said anything. And in return for our silence, we got eight hours a day of the girl next door literally bouncing around the office. She’d deliver letters with a smile and an eyeful of cleavage, and always took her time filing documents on the bottom shelf, bent at the hips with her big butt high and proud in the air. It was great.
Except for that one week, when it was absolute torture. Here I was, horny enough to fuck the watermelon in the lunchroom fridge, and Staci liked to hang around in my office because like I said, all the work we had for her in a day could probably be finished in three hours at most. Plus most of the employees in the office were at least double her age, so I was the most relatable co-worker by far. Most days, she’d make her way into my office sometime after lunch and we’d shoot the shit and flirt while she’d tell me about her personal life. When she wasn’t working, she was either at the gym or partying – I mostly asked about the parties.
Back to the day in question. It was Friday, it was summer, and it was hot. She was wearing a ridiculous outfit – a tight, short miniskirt and an equally tight white blouse that her ample tits just poured out of. When she came into my office that morning with my cup of coffee in hand, I swear my cock swelled in unison with the rhythmic thumping of my heart, which mirrored the bouncing magnificence that was Staci’s rack in a push-up bra. I was hard as a diamond before she said “Good morning”. But I remained seated, and watched her shapely rear leave my office with a melancholy mixture of horniness and guilt.
In addition to being sexually frustrated, that week had been particularly busy at work with people buying cottages, boats, and other summer toys. After lunch, I figured I’d grab a 30 minute nap before my afternoon meeting to recharge. Mistake number one. I don’t even know if it’s possible to have a sex dream in a thirty minute period, but my penis didn’t care. All I know is I did drift off, and I awoke to an “OH… WOW!”
Staci, smiling and looking down at me, blinked into my blurry vision. I yawned and stretched, and instantly noticed she wasn’t looking at my face. I followed her vision, down, to my incredibly erect penis threatening to burst through my dress pants at any moment. I looked back up, first at her tits (mistake number two), then her face. Her gaze lingered on my package for another second or two before meeting mine, and I saw the sexy gleam in her eye. That was my downfall.
“I just came to remind you your meeting with Deb’s in ten minutes,” Staci said, raising her eyebrows. “Though it might be unprofessional bringing that thing in.”
“Uhhh,” I stammered. My face must have been as red as a chimp’s ass.
“Don’t think too hard. Might get a sudden rush of blood to the head, big boy.”
“I haven’t cum in days,” I blurted out – mistake number three. I swear to god, that’s what I said. We’d been flirting much more overtly than usual the entire week, and I just had to let it out – literally.
“Jesus!” she laughed. “Well…” She bit her lip in the sexiest way possible – a memory that still gets me hard. “I guess I could help you out.”
“Close my door,” I said before giving my brain a chance to stop myself.
She quickly bounced over to my door, shutting it not quite as discreetly as I would have liked. By the time she’d come back, I could feel a wet spot on my boxers from the precum oozing from my cock.
Staci got down on her knees between my legs and placed her small hand on my hard on. “I wondered when we’d do this,” she said.
“No time like the present,” I replied, unbuckling my belt and unzipping my fly. Then, with a pop of a button and shimmy of the hips, I pulled my pants down and out flopped my raging erection.
“Holy shit,” Staci said. “You’re huge!”
(I’m not. I am lucky in that I’d consider my penis relatively large, but it’s not pornstar huge. C’est la vie.)
“Think it’ll fit in your mouth?” I asked.
“Hmmm, let’s see,” she said, lowering herself and placing the head of my dick between her plump lips and giving it a rather sensual kiss. She pulled back slightly, and a string of clear precum stretched from my cock to the bottom of her smile. When she came down again, her mouth opened just enough to fit my head in, and I let out a long groan. I had to throw my head back and close my eyes, as the sight of those wet lips sliding over my purple helmet nearly made me lose it on the very first suck. And even though it was a short blowjob, I’m glad I was able to last longer than that.
She firmly grabbed the base of my cock with her right hand and worked herself into a rhythm as she started bobbing up and down. I did briefly think of my girlfriend… until I opened my eyes and looked back down at Staci staring back up at me, smiling about as well as one can with a mouthful of dick. I put my hand on her blonde bun as she sucked and my toes curled in my dress shoes.
After not even a minute of slurping and gagging noises straight out of a porno, I stood up. I didn’t know exactly how much cum I was about to unleash, but I knew it’d be enough to ruin my suit if I blew in a sitting position. Staci didn’t skip a beat, sucking on my full balls while my wet cock rested on her forehead. As soon as she went back to my dick and got it about halfway in, it was game over. My knees trembled and I’m not even sure what sounds I was making as I released the mega load.
The first shot or two must’ve hit the back of her throat with the force of a shotgun, because she gagged. Hard. She pulled back off my cock just in time for the third spurt to blast her directly in the face. I tried to grab control, but it was like trying to handle a spraying firehose with a single hand. As cum poured from her mouth from the first couple bursts, shots four and five cleared straight over her head and hit the wall behind her. As her coughs turned to laughter, the remaining spurts landed on her face, glazing her like a donut. Exhausted, I collapsed in my chair.
“What the hell!” Staci said in mock outrage. “If you warned me I could’ve swallowed.”
I looked down at the cumpocalypse. She had cum in her hair, on her tits and her blouse. On her thighs and her skirt. Her face was completely covered. And my wall had two healthy splats that Jackson Pollock would be proud of.
“I think you might have drowned if you tried swallowing that,” I said in between labored breaths.
She laughed. “Wow, hung and funny. We’re gonna have to do this again.”
And we did, throughout the whole summer. After Staci cleaned herself with my gym towel, she mostly hung out in my office the rest of the day while her clothes dried. And I was only five minutes late for my meeting.
Oh, and my girlfriend-at-the-time did end up giving me a birthday blowjob as promised the next day. It was alright, but even though she did swallow, it still wasn’t as good as Staci’s.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8ixpun/mf_the_time_i_was_saving_up_a_huge_load_for_my
Great story! Looking forward to more adventures with the intern
Wow. Sounds like you really blaster her good ?
Super! I enjoyed that.
So, since you did agree with not being that great of a boyfriend, did you get any fallout from that, did you tell your girlfriend?
And since I guess I’m a perv, did you fuck her at the office, or only blowjobs?
Interested.
Hahaha fantastic story. Can’t beat a sexy intern helping you relieve tension in the office. Tell us more about this babe and your escapades with her
Very well written! Seems like there is a demand to hear more from you..
Mr President, I do not think it’s in your best interests to air out your closets on Reddit..
Keep the stories coming!
Read this to my husband…he loved this story and I’m sure will recreate it…but hopefully not with an intern. ?
Did Staci manage to swallow on other occasions?