I went out to my local Irish pub, St. Patty’s Day, just to see the crowd and have a Guinness. It was about 8, and the place was packed, very loud. People were 3-deep at the bar.
I was standing at the end of the bar, near a bunch of young women, who were dressed in various shades of green, had on some green beads, very loud, half-drunk.
They were pretty friendly, seemed to be in the their mid-late 20’s, kissing random guys. I even got kissed by one. I was talking with them, and one that was pretty nice. She was pretty plastered.
She was about 5’6″, slim, nice boobs and ass. Tight jeans, goofy-looking green/white striped pull-over, low cut, showing off her tits. I bought a few some beers, talked, but mostly shouted, flirted with them.
This one got flirty with me. She asked me why I was alone, said it’s my near-by bar, I’m separated, etc. She just came with her gf’s for fun. She didn’t know of the place. She was from a suburb, about 10 miles away. Talk went to sex. OK, I initiated it, asked her what she liked, what she’s done, complimented her on her boobs, tight ass. Something in that got her way more interested in opening up to me, than I ever would think.
She looked at me straight, through those sorta red eyes and said, “Ya know, I just really like sucking cock.”
Oh, well, let’s explore that.
I asked her if she was a kinky girl. She said, “Ya, sorta”. I told her I love to lick pussy, and that if she’s ever been rimmed. She said she loves to be rimmed. I said I’d love to do that while stroking her g-spot. She said the guys she knows don’t know how, or have never even heard of that.
A few more direct questions, would she liked to be licked, and fingered? Beer was drained, and we were off to my car in the back lot.
She eagerly climbed in, and I was off to a small park nearby. She went right to her top, pulled it down, and pulled out her boobs over the top. She had some sort of low-cut bra on, and she fished those girls right out. “You like these?” She was tweaking her nipples. Very nice, big pencil eraser nipples, nice round boobs. I haven’t seen or felt some like that for a long time. The nurse is not that well endowed. I was feeling with one hand, trying to drive and shift too.
We got to the park, and I barely got the car shut off, and she had turned in her seat, and into my chest, pressing her tit into my mouth. Very nice, hard nips and her hand went to my dick, already at half-mast. She was fumbling for the zipper, and I reached down, undid my belt, zipper, and slid my pants partway down. She fished out my dick, stroked it a bit and simply said, “I wanna suck you off.” I said, ‘I wanna lick your pussy and ass.’
“Here? How can we do that?” I was already in her pants, had the top unbuttoned, and the zipper down. I said. ‘Kneel on the seat’ as I used both hands to pull her pants down. First surprise of the nite, no panties. Damn, I would think those tight jeans would chaff a bit. I slid them to her knees, then told her to turn around. I slid one leg off her. She put her knees on the center console,
Her legs behind, one almost in the steering wheel, and spread them as best she could, and I pulled her ass to me. I pulled open her ass-cheeks, and wiggled my tongue down her crack to her asshole. She gasped as I slid along her butt-hole. She was clean. I tongued it, stabbed at it, and she pushed back on me, spread ’em a bit more, and I went to her pussy. She was getting wet, and my fingers, from the other side, found her clit. I wetted my fingers from her pussy, rubbed her clit some. She gasped a bit more, and I slipped few inside. The angle was not very good for this.
She had very nice, meaty lips, shaved pussy and tight hole, but her wetness allowed for 2 fingers pretty easily. We were both feeling the beer, and she was hot, no question. It was a bit hard to keep tonguing her pussy this way, so I went back to her ass. She was moaning and whimpering, as my tongue went in her ass. She was flexing her butt-hole back on my tongue, and my fingers were working her g-spot. She got louder, and damn if she didn’t cum, loud and hard on my tongue and fingers in her pussy. I was little surprised frankly. She came quickly.
She turned around again, her hand to my dick, “Oh, god that was good. Can I suck you now?” and without waiting for an answer, she went down on me, halfway in her mouth before she closed over my dick, and started sucking hard. She got her tongue in and around my head right away. She had turned, and my hand went to the back of her ass, found her pussy and asshole as I probed her pussy, and with a wet finger, pushed one into her ass, slowly but firmly in 2 knuckles. She moaned and hummed onto my cock, so I pushed in her pussy and ass as far as I could and started wiggling my fingers. She attacked my cock, bobbing fast up and down. Damn, she was good, a better bj than this I’ve not had in awhile Oh, the nurse is good, but she’s more slow, erotic. This gal was hard and fast, determined I could tell.
Man, I really wanted to last longer, but she was hitting all the right spots on me, and I came hard and fast. She gagged on me twice, and bottomed out on the last stroke as I shot in her mouth, a good 4-5 times. She pulled up right away, wiped her cheek a bit, and bent in to kiss me.
I’m not a shy guy at all, and cummy-kisses are not new to me, but then she snow-balled me.
She pushed two swipes of her tongue into my mouth, well cum-soaked, and frenched me, as I did her. I must admit, I was OK with this, and it was very hot. This nice young chick that just blew me, was now very eagerly swirling her tongue around in my cum-filled mouth. We did that for awhile, and yes, I swallowed it all, as she did.
She sat back and said, “That kinky enough for tonight?” Yeah, it was, no question. My face was wet from her pussy, ass, and our cum, and I had gotten a great blow-job.Yeah, can we do this again? “Sure” she buttoned up, as I did, and I got her number driving back to the bar.
She ran ahead of me, and I stopped in the men’s room to catch my breath and clean up a bit. The crowd was still big, and I didn’t see her or her friends, but I had another beer to calm down a bit.
Now, something like that hasn’t happened to me in a long time, and oh yeah, especially the snow-ball part. I got very hot and hard writing this, and I must admit, it was terribly hot and erotic. I’d really like to fuck her now, and I’m gonna see if she’s available this weekend.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8g4vqw/st_patties_day_mf
Yo just a heads up it’s “Paddy’s” not “Pattie’s” or “Patty’s”. Those are short for Patricia. Paddy is short for Padraig or Patrick.
Please let us know how it goes if you get to fuck her