ABC party! [Mf]

Hey boys (and the shy girls). Been a while since i posted so how about a quickie? I’m on my phone again (laying in my fwb’s bed. He came and passed out) so let’s just damn autocorrect out of the gate: duck you, autocorrect!!

Okay so this is but first month of college. I visit a girl friend at a nearby school known for its parties. The theme is ABC enough stands for anything but clothes. I think you get the idea. So I thought long and hard about my costume because I didn’t want to be the freshman with a shitty costume. I finally figured I’d make my outfit out of… Victoria’s secret bags. You know, the pink striped ones women carry in the mall.forcing you to imagine if they bought dirty lingerie or something bland, then imagine them in the dirty stuff? Those bags. Plus I thought it was clever.

So I took the rules seriously. I visited five stores in the area and got lots of bags at each. I take out the handles and tie them into a long strand. Then I poke two holes in the short end of each bag with a hole punch (so they would hang vertical) and thread my super long string through. I basically made a shingle tutu out of the bags. For my top, I basically cut the fronts off of some bags, made circles, cut a slit to the center and made shallow cones…basically a coconut bra of paper bags. Simple enough from there to basically make a triangle bikini top with the handles. Boom- VS bag outfit.

So the party night arrives and me and the girl friend get dressed. I debate long and hard about underwear. VA boyshorts would go with the clever idea…but they are clothes. So I commit to the rules and go commando. My tutu BARELY covers my ass and I’ve got nothing but the skin God gave me underneath. Nothing at all ?

So I decided I wouldn’t get white girl wasted 1- because my friend was doing that, 2- my costume was made of paper and stupid revealing, and 3- I was at a foreign school.

So I’m tipsy at the party and my costume is a HIT. Or guys are just fucking horn dogs and would talk to any woman dressed so provocatively. Night goes on and I make some friends and some of those friends wait on me hand and foot all night. Anyways I finally got my friend paired off with a guy (ya girl knows how to close a deal when flying on your wing) and prepare to go home. One of my fans (you could nickname him realtor sign guy if you wanted) offered to escort me home. Sounded underhanded and naughty so I said yes.

We get a roadie and on the walk home I start acting drunker than I am. Not fucked up, but playful drunk. We get to my friends dorm and are doing the awkward “we gonna fuck?” Small talk. I hate that shit so I got s little direct and asked him something like “what kind of post do you use to keep your sign up?” (I mentioned I was tipsy…not my best line!) He responds with he will show me if I give him two bags from my outfit (touche). So I gently tug two off, one from my ass and one from juuust next to my bare pussy. So that when they moved ge might get lucky. Being a guy, he is eager to pull his penis out so he spins his two sign loincloth around and out pops his cock.

I wasn’t impressed.

But I wasn’t going to tell him. Yet the “we gonna fuck” question was DEFINITELY answered.

Ps, men. At least trim it you think there is a remote chance you’ll get laid.

Fortunately I had been acting playful drunk so I had an out. I tell him I don’t when my friend would be back and this isn’t my dorm so I don’t know how to/shouldn’t sneak him in. But I was so grateful he made sure I was safe I would make it worth his while. I take his hand and we walk around to an alcove Bush thing with a bench. I squat down (hoping my bags would flair just right to offer a thrill in the streetlights) and start sucking his cock. I’m working up and down his shaft with my hand while mimicking the rhythm on his head with my mouth and tongue. About five minutes go by and he politely informs me he is close. I pull him out and jerk his cock until it comes. He dribbles out all.over my flailed skirt and generally makes a mess. As he repositions his signs, I stand and give him a big hug thanking him again. As one last gesture of gratitude, I pluck the bag with the most cum off (right over my bare slit) and give it to him. I do a quick twirl just to really burn my image into his mind and feel the bags spin up and the cool air on my ass and pussy. With a giggle I kiss his cheek and run inside where I vigorously rub my clit through two orgasms

Hope that was enjoyable without too many distracting errors!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/89wnu1/abc_party_mf