Last night my wife and I decided to go to bed after failing to find something to watch on Netflix. We got under the covers, I was the big spoon like usual. My wife was wearing a new little tank top and short shorts pajama set and I sleep in my boxer briefs with my package right up against her butt. She squeezed her cheeks together to start teasing my cock to wake up and in about a minute I was poking her through my underwear. Then came the words every married man loves to hear, “wanna have a quickie”. I got the lube and she got her vibrator and after our fun bits were good and slicked up we got to business. She was laying on her side using the vibrator on her clit while I straddled one leg and held the other in air and was doing my husbandly duty of making sure to keep the sound of skin slapping to a minimum so we didn’t wake the kids. I’m pretty sure she had an orgasm but we were keeping quiet so I can only guess but my leg cramped up anyways so it was time to switch positions. We got back in the spooning position and I went to work again, I could feel her vibrator rattling around everything which felt good. She started breathing pretty heavy so I was confident that the vibrator and I had done our jobs. She shut it off and started playing with my balls till I came inside of her.
We laid there for a good 20 seconds feeling relaxed then she stated that she needed to pee and got up to go to the bathroom. I put my underwear back on and was asleep before she got out of the bathroom. The End.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/87u3k5/standard_married_couple_sex_mf
Sometimes the realistic, true stories are the best to read.
Awesome. Sounds familiar.
Sounds like home! Ain’t it grand?
I would love to gild you for this, but the way my wife has the bank account set up…
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This is hilariously accurate and wonderful.
What kind of vibe do you have? Need to get the wife a new one.
Awesome.