[Humour] Fuck It — NSFW story

The night was young, the girls were hot and I was just a virgin.

You see its not easy when you were born in a bible camp.

Literally they would shove the crucifix up my ass and recite prayers into me because i thought i was a demon.

Thats a story for another day. It was the year 1992 and we were at the “Salty Clit”, the hottest night club around.

I got in with my fake ID, and boy that ID was worth it.

Tits everywhere. Dicks everywhere. It was paradise. Now

Im not “gay”, but i like seeing a good dick once in a while.

I forgot to tell you that i was off some pop rox and some pepsi. I knew it was gonna be a wild night.

I never really approached a girl, but tonight i wanted to change that.

I was ready to get laid and put my wee wee in a girls wazoo.

The pop rox and pepsi was starting to kick in. I was getting horny.

I really only had that combo when I was 13 and watching lots of porn while my parents were preaching at a sermon.

God I just wanted some wazoo, Im ready to cum inside her and make the anti-christ.

This girl approached me by stroking my wee wee. I swear i almost came from how good it felt.

She said, “Hey stud, why dont you meet me in the mens room and we can have a good time.”

All i could manage to do was nod my head rapidly and drool at how good she looked.

I walked to to bathroom and went to stall number 3. She was waiting there for me already.

She waved here finger, telling me to come closer. i sweart i almost tackled her because i wanted her so bad.

She pulled down her pants… SHE HAD A DICK. IT WAS A TRAP.

I was already there, so I said fuck it.

I turned its ass over and fucked it.

I only lasted one pump, but man was it good.

I looked at her, and swear she looked familiar.

My eyes were adjusting to the lights and it finally hit me.

It was my dad.

Man I hate sunday school.

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