Luckily most of my close friends know me very well and let me get away with murder. That is to say I am a horny slut that just wants my pussy satisfied and I am not attempting to steal their man. In fact they often use this to their advantage. Quite a few times their fellers are gagging for release and when they are not in the mood I step in and help everybody out. Like one time at a friends party.
Needless to say a certain amount of drink was involved and to cut a long story short at one point I was in the loo with my friend Zara. We were both quite pissed. I was taking a piss on the toilet and she was sitting on the edge of the bath. I was wearing a dress that zipped up at the front. Normally I would have lifted it up to piss but it just seemed easier to unzip it and drop it to the floor. Because I wasn’t wearing any underwear I was essentially naked on the bog while my stream of pissed sounded like a waterfall against the porcelain.
We were chatting away when whilst I was mid-stream the door burst open and in walked Alan her boyfriend. He was seriously drunk and it seemed to take a while for him to notice me. I had no option to cover up so my 36DD tits were hanging there for him to see and as I am such a lady, my legs were wide apart while I pissed so my hairy fanny was clear for him to see. It was quite funny to see the drunken man barely acknowledge me as he b-lined across the bathroom floor to grab his girlfriend.
I watched as he bent over and sank his tongue into her mouth. She reciprocated for a bit but quickly pushed him away complaining she wasn’t in the mood. At this point he stood up straight and turned to the toilet and started to undo his trousers. Slowly he registered I was sitting in the way for him to take a piss. Slowly the penny dropped that I was naked in front of him and he apologised for looking but didn’t turn away and instead carried on taking his cock out from his trousers.
“Hurry up”, he said, “I need to go quite bad”
I was still streaming piss so told him to wait or use the sink. His cock and brain slowly caught up with the situation and I saw his cock start to twitch with excitement. Zara also saw his interest and laughed.
“Show him you pee hole”, she told me.
I reached down and spread my pussy lips so he could see the last of my piss squirt from my pee hole.
He was quite mesmerised as he forgot to hold his trouser and they fell to the floor. His cock hung from the opening in his tight pants and I watched it grow as he starred at my pussy. I could feel my body reacting to his interest. I started to rub my tits. Squeezing then and then concentrating on my nipples. I pinched then and pulled them hard using them to lift the full weight of my tits and pushing them together. I am not long how long it was but we were soon both fully aroused. My nipples were hard and erect and so was his long slim cock.
Zara looked at me, “go on then, I feel a bit ill.”
That was all I needed so reached out and grabbed his sex rod and pulled it to me. I pulled on both side of his pants and lowered them to his ankles. His firm thighs where now exposed on front of my face guiding my mouth to his firm cock. He was about 6” erect and had a curve downwards which isn’t something I often see. It made me chuckle but it spontaneously seemed perfect for a blow job from this angle.
I pushed my face forward and my lips soon met his uncut knob. The curved happily slid over my tongue and filled the opening to my throat.
Zara gave me encouragement and said he loved his cock sucked. I took the advice and sealed my lips around the base of his shaft and started to suck. I took a few gulps to rally build up the vacuum.
Having a cock in my mouth while his partner watch was just the ticket to get me wild. I reached down with my right hand and started to play with my pussy. The last few dribbles of piss were still exiting between my now swollen lips. I couldn’t wait for them to finish so my hand soon was soaked with piss as I pushed my fingers between my lips. My piss was warm and now splashing on my ass cheeks as well as my thighs.
Zara carried on telling me how to really get him going. She told me to grasp his balls and pull them hard. His sack was out of proportion to his cock. It hung down a good 7” but was empty apart from two hard oval balls inside. I’ve seen this before when guys wear pants too tight and they poor balls overheat.
I couldn’t refuse the advice grabbed them with one hand. I circled my forefinger and thumb around the loose skin hanging from the base of his cock and pulled down towards the orbs. He whimpered and almost collapsed at the force I used to pull on them.
“That’s what he likes,” encouraged Zara.
So I continued to tug them like I was milking a cow. He put his hands on my shoulder to steady himself as he started to Gyrate and fuck my mouth. For this reason I was surprised when I felt my left tit get squeezed. I looked up and saw Zara indulging in my ample breast. She sank to her knees and pulled it to her for her to suck on.
I love my tits played with and she was really rough. She sucked really hard and bit me.
There we were the three of us. He had his cock deep in my mouth. I was getting my tit stimulated with expert attention from woman that really turns me on and I was burying three fingers deep into my piss soaked pussy. He was groaning and I was sure he was going to explode at any minute but I wanted it to last longer. I was desperate to cum but was so enjoying the explicit scenario.
Finger fucking my pussy was so hot with his cock pumping the back of my throat. I gagged a few times but persevered as the eroticism of it was pushing me so close to the edge. She was sucking hard on my tit and I was sucking hard on his cock and I was finger fucking my wet swollen gash. I was still tugging hard on his sack when I heard the door open again and I heard another friend Paul just say nice. I don’t know how long he was there as I had my face buried too deep into Zara’s boyfriend stomach.
I think it was the thought of his friend seeing him that took him over the edge. I felt his sack pull up to his cock and his big ridge on the underside of his cock convulse. I pulled back on his cock so the ridge of his helmet was at my lips keeping up the suction. This allowed his load to fill my mouth rather than go straight down my throat. I felt it hit the top of my mouth. The warm fluid pulse 3 or 4 times and despite my firm grip around his shaft some started to dribble down my chin. Zara pulled my face from his cock and kissed me hard and deep trying to scavenge her mans cum from my mouth. No wonder, it tasted so good but her tongue in me was so horny so I let her sweep my gapping mouth with her expert action.
Her boyfriend just stood standing over us as we continued to kiss.
“Make some room,” he said. “ I’m desperate for a piss.”
I was too engrossed with tongue knotting Zara so shuffled back on the toilet seat and widened my legs. My hand was still giving my pussy some attention as he started to pee between my legs. His drunken piss went everywhere. I could feel it hitting my belly and running down to my pussy, over my thighs and on the back of my wanking arm. I was too hot to care and carried on stimulating my horny pussy.
Zara was such a good kisser. She used her hands on my tit she had sucked and it was so sensitive I soon came in a body shuddering orgasm. As I slumped back on the toilet I saw the audience we had accrued. Just about everyone at the party had wedged their head through the door thanks to Paul telling everyone what was going on.
Was we had calmed down I got straight in the shower to clean off. I didn’t bother with the door and had quite an audience as I lathered my body with soap. As just about everybody had already seen me naked I didn’t bother to dress afterwards, besides my dress was wet with piss anyway.
The rest of the night was spent with everyone commenting on the massive bruise developing on my tit around my nipple. It made my areola look like it almost completely covered my breast.
Obviously we carried on drinking and it seemed natural to me to go home naked too. Can In apologise to the poor cabbie who had to see my flabby 40 year old body sprawl over his rear seat. And sorry to the next person who probably had to sit on my pussy juice that was left on the leather.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7zidjg/fmf_sucked_my_friends_boyfriend_off_on_the_toilet
Great Story. Did the cabbie try to get fresh with you too?
What language is this?
San Diego thank you
I was liking this until flabby 40 year old body was brought in lol
Fuck that sounds like a hot situation.
God damn this was hot. All the piss just added to how dirty it all was. Loved it! Thanks for sharing. :)
Incredibly hot
This is the first story I’ve read with a blumpkin in it.