A rat stole my vibrator [F].

I can’t believe it. I’m still in blue beaned shock. I’ve never spoken out loud or written anything about my sexual habits/practices, so I apologize if I awkwardly describe this, but what I just discovered seems so outlandish to me and I have no one else to recount this odd little happening to.

It’s recently been a busy time and I haven’t indulged in some personal time in a couple of long weeks, so I was quite merrily looking forward to my day off to remedy this once I was rested and had the luxury of time and quiet. My day off arrives and I head to my bathroom to retrieve my silicone dildo and a small bullet vibrator. (I usually kept these in a ziploc bag in my nightstand, but had previously used these while in the shower and then decided to store them in my bottom drawer next to my bathroom sink.) I opened the bottom drawer and froze for a few seconds, taken aback. Inside, the ziploc bag containing both toys had been chewed through and there lay my poor dildo, the head and half of the body massacred into little fleshy pieces, cut down in its prime.

As a quick aside, I live in an area where our residences are very close together. Our neighbor has recently been evicted and in the realtor’s ensuing cleanup, it was discovered that he had been feeding wild animals underneath his property, among them rats. Unfortunately, the rats have begun trying (and boy have they appeared to have succeeded today) to relocate underneath our residence.

After a few moments of mourning the sad, sad contents of my bathroom drawer, I retrieved some gloves and began cleaning up the remnants. Of course, rats infiltrating houses and almost indiscriminately gnawing on vulnerable items is not anything out of the ordinary; however, what truly threw my for a loop was discovering that my little bullet vibrator is missing. I took everything out and checked, double checked, triple checked everything, thinking it may have fallen out of the chewed bag and wedged itself into/underneath another item. I even took my drawer completely out and searched with a flashlight, but no such luck. The only conclusion I’ve come to is that the debauched little thief made away with it in the night and now I have to live with the fact that somehow, somewhere, there is a rodent in possession of my travel-sized vibrator. I guess it’s back to detachable shower heads for the time being.

I’m sorry, this might be a bit of a reinterpretation of ‘Gone Wild’ stories. Thank you anyways for the space to let off a little incredulity and frustration! Has anything like this happened to anyone else, by any chance? (I hope not, of course!)

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7twezr/a_rat_stole_my_vibrator_f