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So I’ve been texting with a guy for about a month. He caught my attention initially because he claimed to have a 7 inch x 7 inch dick. He did send pictures but I was 25% sure the numbers were fudged a bit, plus the pictures did look a bit weird. Well he finally got done with work for the season, and we met for the first (and hopefully not last) time last night. I was nervous and still had a little bit of doubt, I got naked and he went down on me. He took off his shirt but left on his pants, which I thought was strange. Then he dimmed the lights and I was now sure he lied, especially since he didn’t appear to have that big of a bulge going on. But then he took off those pants and holy shit, he did not lie. If anything, it’s bigger then he said it was. THE FATTEST COCK I HAVE *EVER* SEEN IN MY LIFE. Fatter then porn dicks. The head was average sized but looked ridiculously tiny on top of that monster, and it had a big downward curve so that explains the lack of bulge. I did gasp quietly, but was only stunned for a few seconds, I couldn’t just freeze up now because I had a job to do. I gave the best blowjob I could manage, which was admittedly probably bad but hey, how good can you reasonably expect to blow a 7 inch girth dick?? I had a difficult time getting it in while on top with that curve, so I got on my knees and let him take charge and hammer away. He did tell me he had lots of stamina but I’ve had smaller guys tell me I’m too tight and blow early. We went back and forth between fucking and oral, he half fisted me to open me up more and I finally got him in while on top. I’m pretty sure that’s when I died, and now I’m in hell, because my pussy hurts so bad, why would I feel so much pain in heaven? Right now my brain is saying “well that’s enough sex for the next ten years” but I’m sure I’ll be feeling very different tomorrow ?
Update: he wasn’t fully hard last night. I think my dream will come true soon, death by dick.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7l62u7/fm_7_inch_girth
The struggle ….it’s real
Was it a square cock what the fuck
Please show us a pic of that monster I’ve never saw one like you’re describing ? lol
What a fun story; I’m glad he turned out to be as large as he said (hate it when guys fudge numbers AND don’t know what to do with what they have, ugh)
Laughing at “death by dick” ?? Don’t die, you have to come back and tell us how it is!
[also seconding pic request – for science!]
As someone with identical measurements, this was a joy to read. Pics in history for those looking for reference. I am 6’5” for those curious.
seems like it is written by a dude obsessed with large penis.