[MF] A One Night Stand With A Girl I Met On Twitter (Part One)

Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster here (although I often post on dirty penpals and the Celeb DPP). I’m just an average guy from south east England. My sex life has rarely been much to speak of, unlike many posts on here, but I do have a couple of very hot stories. This one is the story of the best sex I’ve ever had. Apologies in advance as this story is rather lengthy, but for those of you who stick with it, I think you’ll agree that the story is worth it.
The girl in question is still active on Twitter, I don’t know if she’s ever used Reddit, but I’m leaving her name out of my recount on the off chance.

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Back in 2011 I was scrolling through Twitter, I used to scroll through the trending hashtags to find people who I had things in common with. Truth be told not much has changed. Anyway, if I recall correctly it would have been around the time of the Reading & Leeds festival. I’ve never been myself, but I often watch the TV coverage. Anyway, I saw this girl on Twitter who had tweeted asking who Them Crooked Vultures were. I replied and explained that they were a supergroup formed of members from QOTSA, Foo Fighters and Led Zeppelin. She thanked me in her response and somewhere down the line we followed each other’s accounts. I didn’t think much more about it at the time.

Gradually we began tweeting each other more and more, innocent at first, but I gradually became cheeky and suggestive, just to see what I could get away with. This girl was hot. She was ginger (a weakness of mine) from north west England (born and bred in Essex I’ve always had a thing for northern accents) and to an extent she seemed to have a similar taste in music. I don’t remember exactly how the flirting became increasingly amplified but she would often tweet a few pictures of herself, nothing suggestive but she still looked hot and I would tell her so. If I remember rightly she tweeted one day saying that she was torn between costume ideas for a fancy dress party and I suggested an idea that I thought she’d look sexy in. She replied something like ‘yes, but you’d probably think I looked sexy in a potato sack’. It hadn’t taken long but she knew me well.

One night I was sat at home watching Star Wars. It had not long gone midnight and it just so happened to be my birthday, but I didn’t expect my phone to go off at that time. I was even more surprised to find that it was a twitter DM from this girl, the first one ever as previously we had only tweeted each other on our main timelines. Her tweet simply said ‘I am so unbelievably horny right now.’

I was stunned. I asked if she was serious and it turned out she was deadly serious. We ended up having cyber sex for three hours and it was so hot. She was suggesting things that I’d only seen in porn at that time. At the time I’d been single for over three years, so I had quite a bit of built up frustration, and while cyber sex on Twitter would never be as good as the real thing, it certainly helped. It was then clear we were both spent, she wished me happy birthday with a wink and we said our good nights. When i woke up, still on my birthday she was all I good think about. This app called audioboo was quite popular at the time and I asked her if she’d record me a birthday message. She did, and holy fuck her voice was the hottest thing ever and the message wasn’t even dirty. She’s since deleted it so I can’t enjoy it anymore.

Over the coming months we DM’d each other a lot. There was a lot of cyber sex, always just as hot and often trying new things, but sometimes we’d just talk to each other and confide in each other. It turned out we’d both been single for some time, she confessed to me that she was a virgin, which blew my mind when she came across so confident and experience every time we played. The explanation was that she watched a lot of porn and knew exactly the things she wanted to try, she just hadn’t got round to them.

We asked each other about our fantasies, she liked dressing up and asked who I’d want to see her dress up as. Seeing as she was a redhead (who looked quite similar to Faye Reagan, for all the porn fans out there) I had to suggest Poison Ivy, who she claimed she hadn’t heard of, but once she’d done a Google search, she seemed like she’d be up for it.

At this time she was a student at Manchester University. We were still messaging but she was telling me about a few guys she’d been seeing, many of them not very serious but one of them became a sexual partner. I was beyond jealous. She’d tell me in explicit detail how she was being fucked, which was hot, and she began sending me pictures. Her in underwear, naked, using toys on herself. They were incredible. She asked me if I wouldn’t mind reciprocating, which I did, including a picture of me fucking a fleshlight (a Christmas present to myself), which she really seemed to appreciate.

The pictures seemed to inspire our cyber sex, which still hadn’t slowed down. At this point I was working at a pub, I wasn’t making amazing money but I was being sensible with it so I was comfortable. I asked how she’d feel about me taking a few days off work and driving up to see her. She said that she’d rather keep us as an online thing. I was naturally disappointed, but I didn’t want to ruin a good thing so I said I understood and we carried on how we had been into early 2012.

Around the same time I left my job, I was depressed (although I didn’t realise it at the time, I just thought I was unhappy) and started applying for universities. One of the universities happened to be Salford, near Manchester and they offered me an interview. It had been about four or five months since my earlier attempt for a meet up had been rebutted so I figured I’d try my luck again. I DM’d her and said something like ‘Hey, I’ve been offered an interview in Salford, I’ll be there on this date, I was just wondering if you fancied meeting up for a drink or some food maybe?’ This didn’t necessarily come out of the blue. We’d talked about me applying for universities, so this wasn’t a surprise to her. Even if she’d said no I would have still been in the area anyway for the interview. She thought about but she did say yes. She then asked me where I was planning to stay that night. I wasn’t expecting anything so I had just planned to book a Travelodge or something nearer the time. She then replied ‘I’ve spoken to my housemates and they said it’s cool for you to stay here. This was beyond anything I could have hoped for in my wildest dreams. I thanked her for the offer and said I’d let her know again closer to the time.

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I feel like that’s a good time for a brief intermission as I haven’t even got to our meet up yet, and that is of course the main event. Part two coming soon.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7cr7mk/mf_a_one_night_stand_with_a_girl_i_met_on_twitter