So I’d just walked into my 10th High School reunion party when I saw her. Jenny Jones (not her real name, because her real name is Sarah Smith and she’d probably be annoyed about it being used in a dirty story online), my all-time HS crush. She was an unidentifyable mix of French and Asian and Black and Canadian and Jewish, she stood between 5’0” and 6’1”, with long thick slender legs and impossibly-perky antigravity-enabled tits that my cyborg-vision instantly identified as being perfect natural DD’s. Her flawless skin was pale like moonlight while also sporting a perfectly-smooth tan that definitely came from working outdoors rather than a tanning bed, and her makeup was bold and tastefully understated.
Jenny had been the captain of our schools volleyball team and soccer team and cheer squad and chess club, and had the ass and brains to match. I’d been madly in love with her when we were teens, but back then I was totally invisible to girls like her. We’d kept in loose contact on Facebook, and I’d come to really respect and admire her for her inspiring work to save orphans while also competing at the national level in woman’s synchronized diving, but it was clear she’d never forgotten her small-town roots, because her dirty pickup truck had a novelty license-plate holder that read “I’VE NEVER FORGOTTEN MY SMALL-TOWN ROOTS” and it was in her Instagram profile pic.
After high school I’d gotten married to another girl. That was okay, but it didn’t work out – my ex-wife’s non-stop international modeling work really interfered with our relationship, and while we had AMAZING sex 24/7, it just wasn’t going to work out. So, I’d lawyered up, deleted Facebook, hit the gym, got divorced and made something of myself. I guess I should describe myself. I’m a totally average-looking whiteish guy standing 6’3’, I’m densely muscled from my work as a heroic firefighter and CrossFit coach, and I’m packing a smaller-than-average thick uncut circumcised 8.5” cock. I’m not hung like a pornstar or anything, but I haven’t gotten any complaints.
Anyway, back to the story. After dancing with Jenny for a few minutes, I started to suspect she might kinda like me as she furiously twerked and ground her ass into my crotch in the middle of the school gymnasium, looking back to give me innocently seductive glances. I’m not the best at picking up on signals from chicks, but I could tell she was into me because she was flushed, she kept licking her lips, and because she whispered into my ear, “I want to fuck you right here on the dance floor in front of everyone.”
After taking a moment to parse the signals she was sending, I slowly realized that she was into me. Suddenly understanding that I didn’t give a shit about reconnecting with anyone else from high school, I whisked Jenny back to the 4-star suite I’d reserved for the night, just in case.
The moment the suite door was closed behind us, I slammed Jenny against the wall and kissed her so hard it took her breath away. I mean that literally, she fainted from lack of oxygen, and after I suffered a brief panic attack, I doused her with a bucket of cold water. She came to and the moment we made eye contact, she said seductively, “now my whole body is as dripping wet as my hot, tight pussy.”
I quickly stripped us both naked and took a moment to soak in the vision of loveliness that stood before me. Her tight, toned body was thick and lean and lithe and curvy, and she had an ass to die for. Her tits were high and firm, and if I hadn’t known she was too classy for it, I would’ve assumed they were implants… but they weren’t, they were just the best, most perfect, most idealized symmetrical breasts any human female has ever grown. Her huge pink nipples were like two tiny pencil eraser tips, and I couldn’t resist the urge to suck and chew on them.
“Mmm baby, yeah, chew on my fucking nipples, just like that…” she said, as I nipped at her chest just hard enough to almost break the skin, but not so hard that she’d freak out and file a police report.
Suddenly dropping to her knees before me, she smiled, opened her gorgeous mouth, and swallowed my turgid member in one sexy gulp. I reeled with pleasure as I felt my cock push past her tongue, past the back of her mouth, down her throat and nudge against the top of her stomach. Her eyes watered and her thick black mascara ran down her face, but she clutched my ass and forced me to throat-fuck her ferociously as she gagged and spat and begged for more. This girl was a freak, and also a respectable member of our community!
I could feel the cum starting to boil in my balls, so I hauled her up, shoved her back onto the bed, and dove into her pussy. I actually dove too hard and smashed my nose against her pubic bone. After the bleeding from my nose stopped, we picked right up where we left off. Her pussy tasted sweet like honey, which had me worried about her insulin levels, but she seemed to be enjoying my oral ministrations so I just kept going. After her 27th body-wracking orgasm, she pulled me by the ears up and over her, and in one smooth movement, my raging erection was buried inside her molten-hot body.
Thrusting and thrusting, I could feel her pussy clenching my cock over and over as I looked lovingly into her eyes as her eyeballs rolled back in her head and I began to worry that she was suffering a seizure, but it was just the extreme intensity of the pleasure my magic cock was giving her. From my extensive studies of adult videos found online, I know that women cum most intensely from jackhammer-like pounding of their pussies with little-to-no contact with their clit, so I just pounded away.
Finally I started to approach the point of no return, and I told her “baby, I’m going to cum,” and she replied with those words that every guy wants to hear: “come in me!”
With a wall-shaking yell, I started to let loose rope after rope of hot, thick cum. Just as I was becoming truly lost in pleasure, she yelled, “NO, I WANT TO YOUR CUM INSIDE *ALL* OF ME!”
Still coming in ropes, Jenny scooted down and deep-throated my thick, throbbing cock, and I could feel my blasts of hot jizz squirting directly down her throat and into her taut, lean tummy. Just as I began to worry that I’d run out of cum to give her, she withdrew my still-squirting cock from her mouth, quickly repositioned herself on hands-and-knees before me, and reached back to guide my dick directly into her clenching asshole. With a viking yell, I unloaded my last 15-20 squirts of cum directly into her steaming hot bowels, while she writhed and shook with compounding anal orgasms.
Finally, balls completely empty, I collapsed next to her. We lay there in a sweaty entanglement of arms and legs and perfect tits, gasping for air, when a sudden pounding on my hotel room door roused us from our orgasmic stupor. An angry-but-sexy female voice called from outside, “JENNY YOU SLUT, YOU PROMISED YOU’D FUCK ME TONIGHT! YOU’D BETTER NOT BE IN THERE WITH AN UNUSUALLY ATTRACTIVE, REASONABLY-WELL-HUNG MAN!”
I looked at Jenny, and she looked back at me with a sexily-panicked expression. “Oh no!” she said, “I’m bisexual and that’s my insanely hot nympho redhead punk-rock girlfriend / uptight roommate! I don’t know how she found me, but you’d better let her in!”
Shrugging my shoulders, I opened the door and the insanely hot nympho redhead punk-rock girlfriend / uptight roommate barged into the room and started to yell at Jenny… except I could see her glancing at my cock and licking her lips. The redhead’s yelling slowly trailed off, she dropped to her knees before me, opened her mouth and slowly, slowly…
To be continued! Let me know if you guys want more of these totally true, definitely not cliched stories.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/76ms0a/sexy_high_school_reunion_led_to_sexy_meta
This is satire right? It’s pretty funny tbh. Good parody of some of the fantasies people play off as real that get posted here.