My first time writing something like this down, so I’ll do my best to get the good bits.
I just got off the last shit for the week at my new restaurant job. I worked brunch and got off about 3pm. On the walk home I called my wife (lets call her Katie) and suggested she take herself out and go shopping or something to get away from the kiddos for a few hours (we have 2 children under 5 y/o, and she spends the majority of the day making sure they don’t explode). After saying she doesn’t need any more clothes, she ends up deciding to go get the tattoo she has been thinking about for a while. We both have a few, and she really finds them to be very cathartic. Katie leaves in a green t-shirt and a cute pair of jean shorts that make her booty look great.
Cut to a few hours later, and she is back with a new tattoo and feeling pretty damn relaxed. We eat dinner delivered from a local Chinese place as I was super not in the mood to cook and she tells me to go relax while she gets the kids to bed. We live in a decent sized 1 bedroom (for the SF bay area) and we spend most of our time after kids sleep hanging out in our living room; watching movies, playing video games, and smoking pot.
I smoke a joint by myself, then clean out the bong and re-pack it with some fresh Tahoe OG for when my lady returns.
Katie opens the door into the living room about an hour later. She comes over and I immediately hand her the bong and she smiles at me and takes a nice rip. We pass it back and forth till it’s clear, while she shows me her new tatt again grinning from ear to ear. I set down the bong and move a bit closer to her, resting my hand on her hips. We chat a bit more as we stand close, but that only lasts so long. We start to kiss, slowly and softly at first, but as I breath in the sweet smell of her hair our small kisses turn passionate quickly. I reach around a grab her by the bum, and she sucks in a sharp inhale of breath as she kisses me deeply.
We start to disrobe each other, which is always incredibly awkward for us even after almost 10 years of marriage. We break away from our increasingly fervent makeout session and remove our own pants and shirts. I walk over to our couch and quickly turn it into a bed (futon FTW) as she tosses my shirt on our dome lamp to dim the lights just a touch and set the mood.
We both like to play dom/sub at different times but usually I take control. I gently but forcefully grab her by the arm above her elbow and pull her back into me for a long deep kiss. This goes on for somewhere between 30 seconds and an eternity before I let up just a bit and lightly press on her shoulder, trying to force Katie to her knees.
“No,” she says. “You got this for me, now I’m doing this for you” as she points to her tattoo and smiles a big beautiful toothy grin.
Katie pushes me down on the bed, pulls off my boxer briefs and turns towards the closet. We have a walk-in connected to our living room (strange, I know) with only curtains where doors should be. She steps mostly behind the curtain and begins to do something that I can’t see. Somewhere behind that curtain is quite a nice lingerie collection as well as quite a few sex toys. I close my eyes and try to think about others things to get Katie off my mind. I peek and just see elbows sticking out from the curtains. Eyes closed again. The time it takes her to change could only have been a minute or two, but it felt like an hour as my heart raced in my chest and pounded in my ears.
Finally she emerges from the closet. She is wearing a sexy black bralette and a small pair of black panties. She walks back over to me, smiling a bit more devilishly this time, and kneels next to my waist on the bed. Katie is perpendicular to me, so I can only see her side profile, but now I can see the tiny string keeping the back side of her G-string attached.
She looks deep into my eyes, then starts kissing me. Slowly and gently at first, then harder and more fervently. After a few seconds, she is almost painful in how aggressive and deep her kiss is. I can feel myself getting harder and harder, as much in anticipation for what’s to come as the feeling of her mouth pressed against mine.
She suddenly pulls away. Kiss on the neck. Kiss on the chest. Lower down this time with just a tiny amount of tongue. Lower. Lower again. The next kiss I can feel her hair brush against my shaft, and electric shoots through me. She kisses right above the base of my cock, and then slowly around it. She is getting as close as she can, teasing for as long as she can.
She shifts a bit, bringing her ass up next to my head. I have her right butt cheek full in my face, and I let out a little moan as she licks just an inch of the bottom of my cock, just above my balls. I reach over and slowly caress her ass. I start to kiss her butt, knowing that if I try to pull her onto my face she will surely stop me and tell me “No!”. The waiting is excruciating. Just staring at her ass and dreaming of her sweet smell filling my face makes me nearly forget that she is now fulling licking/kissing/nibbling at my shaft. Her tongue is dancing around my cock. She alternates between quick hard flicks of the tip of her tongue then long, slow, soft, wet licks all the way from base to just under my head, then back down again.
And then she shifts again. Her right leg begins to rise and in a second I have my favorite view in the world. Katies wonderful ass and thighs right in my face, small black thong disappearing behind her. Now she really starts. She takes me full in her mouth, hand around my shaft, and starts blowing me nice and slowly.
Meanwhile, I’m starting to kiss and lick at her panties. I nuzzle my nose into her as I lick at her panties where her clit should be. She starts to move a bit on my face, pushing her further back onto me. We go at it like this for another few minutes until I know she is good and ready and I just can’t take not tasting her anymore. I reach up and pull Katie’s G-String to the side revealing her spread right in my face. I take one nice look before I dive in head first. The taste and smell fill my face, and I can feel my cock swell that last little bit in her mouth.
We both start going at it more intensely, as we feel the other respond to each lick and suck. She is stroking my shaft faster with my head in her mouth while moaning. Im licking her up and down, up and down. I reach up with both hand and begin to force her further down into me. I get a strong smell of her ass as I plunge my tongue into her pussy. It is intoxicating. I start to tongue fuck her as she sucks me off harder. She is so wet I can feel her juices covering my face and beard.
As she starts to suck faster and faster her hand slides under my balls and she starts rubbing a finger against my asshole. I love ass play, so I immediately raise my hips allowing her a bit easier access. Katie suddenly slides her finger deep in my ass causing me to moan a bit loudly. She starts moving her finger in and out while moaning around my throbbing cock, obviously turned on by my reactions.
I guess it’s an ass sort of night. I pull her hips down further on me and extend my neck up, licking her asshole and pushing at it. She makes such a sexy sound when I do this, some wonderful combination of surprise, pleasure, and excitement.
“Oh Shit!” She exclaims as she begins to leap off me. She jumps up, quickly snatches at her robe next to her and covers herself up. The door to the living room bursts open, and I quickly pop up and start looking my underwear. My 4 y/o is standing in the doorway and luckily my wife is blocking the view of my still massive erection. Katie scrambles to the door and ushers our child back to her bed.
And that is basically the sex story. Luckily my wife was able to hear my daughter wake up so hopefully this won’t result in long term scarring. We resolved to buy a lock and continue where we left off tomorrow evening.
Other than the kid part, this little 69 just won’t leave my head, so I felt I needed to get it down on paper and I might as well let you people read it.
Sorry if my writing is poor. If people want more, I may do this again, just let me know what to improve.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6yv6c4/mf_surprise_sex
> I just got off the last shit
How every great story starts!
LMAO, this hit home. The other night our almost 4 year old walked in while I was going down on my wife and she was near orgasm and neither of us heard him come in until he was literally standing right next to the bed and spoke.
Thankfully, he was so engrossed in what he brought to show us that we don’t think he noticed what we were doing.