Naturally, a few months after I turned 18 I decided to check out a strip club (this was a few years ago). It was the night of New Years Day and I figured it would be a perfect night to go. I had some money, had nothing to do, and was horny. So I began to look online and found a club about a half hour away that looked like my best option.
I went and was extremely nervous as a virgin that also has anxiety. I walked up to the bouncer outside and paid 10 bucks to get in. It was a dark hallway with red lights, and my heart was racing as I went to walk up the stairs. I immediately walked over to grab a coke. Because it was a fully nude 18+ club, they didn’t serve any alcohol.
I saw a typical California looking girl up on stage. About 5’5, bleached blonde hair, slim, big fake tits, and a nice tan. I was drawn to her on a magnet, as it was the first naked woman I had seen in person. I sat down in the front row, because there were only like 4 guys in the whole club.
I laid down 5 dollars right in front of me, just feet away from this woman who was gyrating her pussy just feet away from me. She crawled over to pick up the money and the song ended. I had no idea what I was doing.
I went and grabbed a seat along the wall and a really sexy mixed black woman came up to me. She was tall with long legs, big natural breasts, big beautiful curly hair, and just stunning. She asked if I wanted a dance out there for 10 or to go get 3 songs back in the private room for 50. In the private room you could touch, but not at all in the public room. I told her I wanted the public one. She was whispering sexy stuff in my ear, moaning, and grinding on me. I regrettably did not take her into the private room. Instead I said thanks and to have a nice night. Didn’t leave a tip because I didn’t know to.
The blonde from the stage came up to me after a couple minutes and I took her to the private room. She told me I could touch her boobs and her butt cheeks a bit, but not to go near her pussy. I followed her rules, and she began to grind on me. I had worn basketball shorts which was perfect. My cock was rock hard considering I had never even kissed a girl. She started with her face towards me then turned around. I caressed her body and held her close. I’m shocked I didn’t cum during the 3 songs of her grinding on me.
I went back out there, and after not tipping the blonde, word must have gotten around. I honestly just didn’t even think to do it, it wasn’t about being cheap. If I knew I could have gotten better service by tipping, I would have.
The next girl that came up to me was chubby, and it was obvious she was at the bottom of the totem pole there. The dark lighting made her race ambiguous, I’m not sure if she was latina, mixed, or lightskinned. Regardless, she was really cute. Had a bubbly personality, a cute smile, and a very curvy natural body. She was wearing a bra and miniskirt that barely covered her huge ass.
I took her to the private room after we talked for a bit. She just started a couple days before and was trying this out. We got to the back and she began grinding that fat ass on my cock. Part way through the 3rd song, I just came. I couldn’t stop it, and didn’t say anything. She was facing away from me and didn’t stop. I don’t remember if she even mentioned anything to me. I just walked straight out the front door after exiting the private room. I went to my car, changed into some other pants, and went home smelling like cheap perfume and my cum.
I definitely want to go to one again in the future, and hopefully have a better experience haha.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6vpb11/my_first_time_at_a_stripclub
Advice – tip next time. Get you further
Too bad about the tipping. Still you paid for what you agreed on, and good thinking about the pants
Some of my floormates at University asked if wanted to go to one so I said sure. I just remember it being really a worn down place and I was actually bored for the most part. The only thing we were allowed to do is for a few dollars to lie down on stage while the stripper dances over us.
The best part was afterwords telling my family I went because I knew my grandmother would flip out. Sure enough she did.
Best time to go is on a week day in the middle of the week, at around 2ish. By then everyone is back at work so the club is empty. It will also remain relatively empty until at least 9pm. The day staff know that they’ll basically be making no money, so they really work the patrons who are there. That means that your money goes a lot further (especially in the private rooms). Be cool, treat the dancers like regular people, and be friendly and jokes around for a while before going into a private room. Don’t be afraid to tell them you’re new to clubs and don’t know what to do (they love teaching).
Love that you got to go a few songs with a cubby gal. I went to a place in Minneapolis for a friend’s bachelor party, and got a thick asian. She was willing to make my money go quite far. I have a real liking for big butts in my face, and she made sure I got what I paid for.
And yes, everything about the tipping that’s being commented is true.