I only recently found this subreddit, and after reading some of the stories of people’s experiences, I figured I’d add mine to the mix (this was previously posted on r/jobuds). Sorry for this wall of text, but keep in mind, this happened back in The Olden Days. There was no internet porn! Because there was no internet! If you wanted porn, you had to watch the scrambled cable channels in the hope of a couple seconds of boob or find your dad’s single issue of Playboy in the bottom of his dresser drawer under the Hai Karate. Basically, good spank material was hard to come by. I had to make up for it with a good imagination.
Anyhow, my first sexual experience of any kind involved me and my best friend Matt. We had been friends since we were little, going to school together and hanging out on weekends. Sleepovers were common, just the two of us when we were younger, then as groups when we started staying up all night playing Dungeons and Dragons. Yes, we were nerds. Big time. None of our group had ever had girlfriends and most weren’t very athletic. If we weren’t playing D&D, we were quoting Monty Python and talking about the hot girls we knew, but never dated. But nobody every copped to beating off. It just wasn’t discussed back then.
One weekend, the summer after our senior year of high school. Matt’s parents were going away for a wedding. Although Matt was old enough to stay home by myself, he asked if I wanted to hang out. Sure, no problem, and no different really from any other time except his parents wouldn’t be there. I figured we’d watch movies and eat junk food. I had no idea how that night would end.
I drove over and for most of the afternoon we hung out, playing basketball, watching tv – the usual stuff. We chowed down on pizza and soda and watched movies that night. Eventually we got bored and went up to his bedroom to settle in. Matt only had one bed in his room, so I spread my sleeping bag out on his floor. We got undressed – I was a boxers only guy while he wore sweatpants to bed. Like typical guys, we started talking about hot celebs and girls and the things we wanted to do with them. Suddenly Matt said “Shit! I almost forgot!” and left the room. He was gone for about a minute and when he returned, he was carrying the holy grail…
Porn! Matt had porn!
“I found these last week in my father’s office” he explained. “Be careful with them though, I don’t want him knowing I found them.” He then plopped down on his bed with the mags and I got up off the floor and joined him, sitting with our backs against the wall.
And what a treasure trove! I’d seen Playboy and even the rare Penthouse, but this was on another level: three issues of Hustler, a Oui, and a Genesis! Girls sucking each other’s tits! Girls (almost) licking each other’s pussies! Girls about to suck guys’ cocks! (you couldn’t show oral sex back then) We couldn’t get enough of them, passing them back and forth, comparing our favorite pics. For someone with next to no access to pics of naked women, this was heaven.
And of course, within about 30 seconds, we each had raging hard ons. His was stretching out his sweatpants while mine tented my boxers. At first I was somewhat embarrassed, but the euphoria of porn quickly dispelled that. But I wanted to jerk off so badly! I was imagining kneeling on Matt’s bed, completely nude and shooting my load all over the naked sluts in the magazines. But I couldn’t do that with Matt right there: that would be weird. We continued to pass the magazines back and forth and I couldn’t help notice his cock bobbing in his pants. For the first time, part of my porn soaked brain wondered what his cock looked like and I felt my own throb a little harder. Finally I couldn’t take it any more. I slipped my boxers slightly to the side and set my cock free. “That’s better,” I sighed in a joking way.
Matt glanced over, saw my dick poking out and cried “Dude, what the fuck?!?!”
For a brief second I thought “Oh shit, what have I done?” but my cock was throbbing and there was no way I was putting it back. “Dude,” I began, “we’re sitting on your bed looking at porn. I’m hard as a fucking diamond and it wasn’t about to stay in my pants. Plus, it’s not like yours isn’t hard too” as I nodded towards his own stiff hard on.
“Whatever,” Matt replied as he went back to his magazine. I went back to mine, and a minute later, watched Matt push his sweatpants down below his balls as his cock stood at attention. I’d never seen another guy’s hard on in real life before and I couldn’t help but look – it didn’t seem particularly long, maybe not even as long as mine. The head was redder than mine and bigger and the shaft a slight upwards bend to it, unlike my straight arrow. He was practically hairless, so I could see the whole shaft and balls. I’m not sure what possessed me, but at that moment I said “Fuck it” to myself and started lightly running my fingers up and down my shaft as I returned my attention to orgy pics. Shortly thereafter, I noticed Matt doing the same thing, his breathing becoming shallower as he ogled the sluts in his magazine. “I want to fuck you so hard” he whispered to his pages as he suddenly grasped his cock in his entire hand and started to slowly stroke it.
“Oh shit! Wasn’t expecting that!” I thought to myself, and started pumping as well. I closed my eyes and imagined my neighbor Allison sucking Matt off while I fucked her from behind. My eyes would occasionally wander to Matt, watching him stroke, his sweatpants now down to his knees. I noticed he was checking mine out as well. I was turned on beyond belief. There we sat, stroking our swollen cocks, surrounded by porno mags.
“I want to fuck Stacy’s fucking pussy” murmured Matt fondling his balls. “I want her right here sitting on my cock while I suck her tits.” Wow. My first dirty talk. I tried it too: “lick my cock Allison. Suck it dry” I mumbled.
“Dude,” I eventually said. “I gotta cum. I’m gonna go in the bathroom.”
“Hold on, I’ll come too,” he said with eagerness, and we both grabbed our magazines and headed down the hall, our throbbing cocks bouncing as we dashed down the hall.
Matt’s bathroom was shag carpeted and had one of those two sink vanities with the giant wall to wall mirror above them. At first I wasn’t sure how we were going to do this, but we must have been of the same mind because I went to one sink while he took the other. We spread out the magazines on the countertop and turned to our favorite pics. Standing there in my boxers felt weird, and my horny brain demanded full nudity, so I pulled them off and stood there totally naked. Matt quickly followed my lead and there we both stood facing the mirror, totally naked. It felt amazing to stand naked with another guy, both our cocks throbbing and swollen, our balls free, and I ached to shoot my load. I even checked out his ass, mostly hairless, like the rest of him, and pale. My whole body was vibrating. I moved up to the sink, pressed my sack against the counter so I could feel the pressure on the base of my balls (this was long before I learned about the pleasure of the prostate), and began stroking again. Matt opened the drawer between the sinks and pulled out a jar of Vaseline. He grabbed two fingerfulls and slicked up his cock. The sound of his oily hand on his cock as he resumed stroking turned me on further, so I grabbed some Vaseline and applied it to my own and I stroked with one hand while my other circled the base of my shaft, three fingers fondling my balls. But we weren’t looking at the magazines. We were watching ourselves in the mirror, our shiny, oily cocks fucking our hands, and were incredibly turned on.
We couldn’t take it anymore. “Fuck! I’m gonna cum!” Matt moaned. I watched, transfixed to see someone else cum for the first time, as his balls tensed up, his back arched, and his hand furiously pumped in a blur as his hot load shot out onto the mirror and into the sink, his cock pulsing and slick with Vaseline and cum. My heart was pounding and my mouth was dry. I knew I was close, so I began stroking faster, pressing my balls hard again the edge of the sink as I watched Matt milk out more of his cum. Matt looked over. “Do it” Matt actually yelled “Shoot your load!” My mind blew out as visions of cocks and tits and pussies and blow jobs and Matt’s cumming cock filled my head. I felt my balls constrict. “Oh fuuuuuuck!” I moaned as my cock exploded, my spunk coating my reflection in the mirror and splashing on the countertop (thankfully missing the precious magazines). I bent over the sink, panting, as my shaft continued to pulsate, my hand squeezing the last drops from my still hard cock.
“Holy fuck,” Matt said quietly and he sat down on the floor, his hand still gripping his deflating cock, the last of his cum dribbling onto his fingers. “We gotta do that again” he said smiling. “Yeah, definitely” I replied catching my breath, totally spent. I didn’t know it at the time, but it was going to be an interesting summer.
TL/DR: My friend and I jerked off together. A good time was had!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6s29vn/my_first_jobud_experience_mm
Awesome story. Really well told, too. Tell me there were follow-up times?
Nice story and well written. I had to look up what jobuds meant.
However, I just want to point you toward these videos of commercials for [Hai Karate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo) and [Hai Karate Oriental Lime](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvWJadIKNY) budget aftershave, both of which came with self-defense instructions, to help wearers defend themselves against women. Thanks for reminding me of this. I found the commercials on 16mm film in an archive I worked at and laughed so hard.
Damn OP. You can be my j/o bud anytime!