Over the year or two I spent getting laid mainly off dating apps while I was single, this is the only time it was just as simple as fucking. This doesn’t seem to be uncommon for a lot of people, but all the other times for me I at least had to take them on a date.
This is back when you could post “stories” or whatever for all of your matches to see. One night, in a horny, and admittedly foolish and inappropriate, rage, I posted a dick pic on my story for everyone to see. Surprisingly enough, someone quickly “liked” the post. Her name was Alexus (sounds about right, right?), and we had matched a while back but had never messaged each other. I responded by messaging her what you would expect a horny douche bag to: “You like that?” “Mhmmm” she replies. “Show me something I’ll like?” We exchange numbers and she sends me a great closeup of her tits — average size, maybe smalls Cs, very perky, tiny little brown nipples. From the rest of her pics, she’s dark complected, dark curly hair, honestly not the hottest, but attractive enough with a solid body. I later find out she runs marathons.
I can’t recall the rest of the convo verbatim, but at that point I jump straight to something along the lines of “You like my dick. I like your tits. Let’s not bullshit and go ahead and do something about it.” It takes a little cajoling, she’s already in bed, its a weeknight, but I offer to come over and she finally accepts. She said she’s staying in bed, and she’ll leave the door open and I can just come in.
Damn, I’m no virgin, but things moving this fast is definitely new to me. I take a couple pulls of Scotch for good measure and head over. Walk in and find my way to her bedroom and find her laying in bed. We exchange brief, awkward hellos and she beckons me toward her. I move next to the bed and she leans over — I’m conveniently wearing sweatpants — and she pulls out my cock and starts sucking. Fuck yes, it’s definitely my lucky day. She blows me for a while — pretty nondescript. I pull off my shirt and she eventually asks me if I have a condom. Of course. I pull it out as she undresses and lays waiting for me while I slip the condom on.
There’s really no more foreplay past this point, no kissing, no playing with her tits, we just both want a nut. I move between her legs and slide it in her wet pussy with a couple strokes, lean down over her and hold her thighs while I push in and up into her stomach. It’s nothing crazy at all, just holding her thighs and pushing slow and deep into her then continuing to pump harder and faster until I’m just sliding in and out of her slippery pussy. All she says is “uh huh, uh huh” as I pump her, until she goes quiet and cums with a couple soft grunts.
This is when it gets good for me. That’s clearly all she needed, as she immediately asks “do you want to cum in my mouth?” Duh. I lay down and she goes between my legs and starts sucking and stroking. She goes down and sucks and licks my balls while stroking my cock hard. I don’t think I’ve ever had a woman display such coordination in stroking me while pleasing my nuts. She goes back to sucking and stroking my cock and before long I’m ready to cum. She already asked for it it in her mouth, so I just let it go, throbbing in her mouth as I release several shots straight into her throat. She takes her time, making sure to collect all of my load, gives my balls some final attention and moves to get her pajamas on.
I get up and start putting my clothes on as she lays there watching her. I notice a medal from a marathon and awkwardly try to initiate some small talk, but I quickly realize she’s not into it and actually say, “You just want me to leave, don’t you?” She just nods her head, lol. So, I give her a kiss, walk out and lock her door, and that’s the last time either of us ever heard from each other.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6o1p05/the_most_casual_of_sex_mf
Fuuuck that’s hilarious. What a nice girl.
Pretty good fuck I’d say.
Dumb question but you haven’t kept contact with her since? She seems perfect for an NSA-type relationship.