Met up with my FWB for dinner at a fairy fancy place. We finished the main course and while waiting for dessert, we got out quickly for a smoke. Two drunk dudes at the other end of the entrance started making rude gestures towards me and while I didn’t mind, my friend found it insulting so she started making out with me to make them jealous. She’s insanely hot too and I’m just slightly above average so it really made them mad.
We went back inside, and while having dessert I suddenly got an idea. I let her finish her dessert first and give me a blowjob. I settled the bill while getting blown under the table. When I came in her mouth we headed back outside hoping to bump into the two dudes who have nothing better to do than catcalling and shouting at cars that pass by.
I headed first out to the smoking area and one of the guys at the entrance laughed at me thinking she left me. My friend went from the entrance to the guy, made out with him then we left to my car. We were both trying so hard to hold back laughter as we were walking together.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6mvs8x/mf_bumped_into_some_drunk_assholes_during_dinner
That’s disgusting!
Bull…..shit.
But if it is true. You two are insanely trashy
/r/ihavesex
If they don’t have a hang up about another guys cum though, they just go to make out with an “insanely hot” chick.