[M]y Girlfriends Weird [F]etish

My girlfriend (close to a year) has a few fetishes, most of which are relatively mainstream. But she does love doing this one kind of strange thing that I’ve never heard of before, I don’t even know what to call it really.

Basically it started one night when I was eating a sandwich. We were sitting on the couch. So I’m sitting there eating a sandwich and she says “I love the way your neck moves when you eat.” She said it kept moving (like the muscles and veins) every time I bit down into my sandwich. Now I’m a sandwich type of guy, I eat 3 a night. So she’s looking at my neck for a while and then she comes over to feel it. She just rests her hands cupped around my neck for a while.

So this happens like 3 nights in a row and I realise that she like REALLY likes this, so I say “Ok. What’s up with the neck thing?”. We’re very open etc.. and she tells me that it turns her on. So I tell her to go ahead and touch herself with one hand and leave her other hand on my neck while I eat my bread.

Personally, I like it, but only because it turns her on so much, you know that kind of way?

We’ve been doing this about one or two times a week for the past few months. I normally eat my sandwiches right before bed so it serves as a bit of foreplay. Suits me, I can get stuck in right away when we hit the bed.

Anyway, I know it’s a bit weird, but it’s been annoying me that I can’t find much on the internet related to it. I won’t to find out the source of what’s turning her on in this situation so that we could maybe, advance it or something.

So today I’m in work and (I work part time in a stockroom for a couple of retailers) and I notice a few of the guys are laughing at something to do with me. I assumed there was a prank of some sort about to played on me, but as it turned out, I had left my phone on top of this box thing in the main office and when I get a text it flashes on my phone even when there’s a lock on it and some of the guys had seen a text from my GF that said “I’m making chicken tortillas tonight, are you gonna make me cum?”

A lot of these guys are older than me so it makes the cringe a little worse. I’ve got to face it on Monday too and I’m not looking forward to them probing me trying to find out what she meant… sigh….

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6ggy6q/my_girlfriends_weird_fetish

18 comments

  1. Tell them chicken tortillas are your favorite and that’s her way of being sexy?? Idk lol good luck

  2. I read this earing and was like “yea it’s a little weird but whatever gets her going.”

    Now I just finished eating dinner with my husband and I couldn’t stop looking at his neck while we were eating. Doesn’t get me off like your SO but I can see why they like it. It is pretty hot in a weird way.

    Good luck ;)

  3. 1. typo cum = typo for cumin you know one of the spices in mex food ? geez you guys must have really dirty minds
    2. rule 31
    3.try resting her legs on your back/shoulders as she feeds you (so your hands are free..hint..
    4 always practice safe snacks

  4. Those are kinks, not fetishes. I know the term is thrown around pretty loosely these days, but it’s got a meaning and that isn’t it.

  5. She probably secretly sizing your neck, so she knows how big of dildo she wants to put in there. Or she is hinting she wants to be choked during sex or vice versa.

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