So this is the story of Crazy (Lexi) and her mom, Thirsty (Jill). Sidebar for a moment: Lexi warrants her own book of stories and sordid tales but that is for another time.
Lexi and I had been talking for a few months, flirting but nothing really happening. She was in our circle of friends so we saw each other and hung out a decent amount but she was dating a guy almost the same age as her parents, so we never hooked up but the connection was real. Everyone knew it was bound to happen… even we did but at this point it hadn’t yet.
It was a Sunday afternoon in the fall, Lexi told me that she was going to the browns game to tailgate and hang out downtown to celebrate her aunt Vicki’s birthday. So I of course agreed and said I would meet them down there. I got down around 1130 and they had been there since 9am ish. It was later in the fall so it was cool, not cold but there was a decent breeze off the lake which made it colder. I parked at the hotel where Lexi, Jill, and aunt Vicki (neither of which I’d met before this day) got a room for the night and began my walk to the bar, which was about 14 blocks away.
During my walk, Lexi texts me and tells me her phone is dying and to text her mom, Jill, if I need to figure out where they are. I make the walk and as I’m nearing the bar, I text Jill and tell her I’m about to walk in and she responds saying Lexi and her friend went down to the bathroom but they’ll be back up soon.
So I walk in, find a seat at the bar next to an attractive blonde woman, and grab a beer. I have my phone in my hand mindlessly surfing while waiting for Lexi and friend. My phone slips out of my hand for some reason and blondie and I both bend to grab it. She gets there first and hands the phone off to me, we touch hands and she mentions that my hands are cold. I said something about the wind and the walk here from where I parked, and she says oh I have the remedy for that. She cups both my hands in hers and puts them between her legs, maybe midway up her thighs. Interest: peaked!
Before I could say much of anything I hear Lexi yell my name. The bar was pretty crowded and she was maybe 4-5 people away from me pushing her way towards me. I pull my hands away quickly and spin the stool for greetings with Lexi. We hug, say hi and she says “oh you met Jill!!! Great!” I turn and look and blondie, now connecting the dots that blondie is Jill. My hands were just between her legs to “warm up” and now I’m shaking the hand of the mother of the girl I’ve been crushing on, with the hand that was just between her legs. I’m beet red. I say nice to finally meet you. And Jill one ups me by saying “oh honey your hands are cold! That must’ve been a long walk, you should warm up.”
The day progresses with casual flirting between Lexi and I, Jill occasionally throwing a seductive glance when no one is looking, and lots of drinks. Aunt Vicki is around too, though she doesn’t add much to the story other than her being the reason for the celebration. At some point we move from the first bar to another one with a more club like feel… dance floor and music. I’m on the floor with Lexi, drinks are still flowing as heavily as they did all day. Lexi isn’t sloppy yet, but it’s around the corner. Jill is maintaining, but definitely drunk.
I find myself on the dance floor, Lexi grinding on me provocatively but not so much that I think she’s gonna make the move to cheat on her bf. Jill has some younger guy dancing with her, running his hands up her hips and sides. I don’t know what set Lexi off, but something about him did and she just walked right up to Jill and the guy, and pushed the guy away from her mom. Following him to the floor, Lexi landed a solid 3 or 4 punches on the dude. I recognize the need to leave the bar immediately. I grab Lexi, Jill, lexis friend, aunt Vicki is no where to be found and we duck outta the bar fast.
Lexi and Jill are arguing and yelling at each. Sloppy switch: on. Lexi is calling her mom a slut for dancing with a younger guy when dad is at home. Jill is lecturing Lexi about punching people and telling her to calm down. Lexi’s friend says it’s time to call it a night… we catch a cab back to the hotel. Lexi is crying, Jill is staring out the window not talking, and I’m trying to tell the driver where the hell were going.
Back at the hotel, words are exchanged again and Lexi’s friend and I decide it’s best that Lexi go to her room and call it a night. We get her in the room, she’s babbling in drunk talk about how her moms a slut and her parents don’t love her. Crying and all around a hot mess before she finally passes out.
So Lexi and her friend are in their room, both passed out, I’m in there also debating leaving or sleeping in a chair. My phone goes off, it’s Jill. Tells me to come to her room, she wants to talk about Lexi and apologize. Gives me her room number and I tell her I’ll be over in 5 mins. I get there and tell her Lexi and friend are safe and asleep and apologize if I caused any troubles. Jill shakes her head and assures me it’s just Lexi being a feisty drunk. We talk for a few mins about Lexi and Jill puts her hand on my hand to thank me for taking care of Lexi. She says oh cold hands again? With a seductive grin. I kinda pull my hand away, not really feeling comfortable telling this woman I just met that I quite enjoy her daughter and wanna be with her.
At this point Jill says that she doesn’t give a damn about anything but tonight and she wants to pick up where we left off in the bar. Reluctantly, I try to abstain and tell her about Lexi. She says forget her, she’ll never find out. So after a little more prodding, we agree to never tell Lexi what happens. We proceed to have top 5 of my life sex. Nothing is off limits. Crazy uninhibited sex. This woman is in her early 40s, body of a 30 yr old. Sexy little tits, and a thirst for sex that will rival anyone I’ve ever met. I have no idea how long it lasted but it felt like days. We fucked so animalistically that it almost felt criminal.
I end up showering and going to bed, then waking up early and leaving. Jill and I never speak of this… which becomes far more awkward around Christmas when Lexi and I start a 2 year relationship. Somewhere near the end of the relationship I find out with conclusive evidence that Lexi has been cheating on me, confront her, and she admits it all. I say I can deal with it, really I can’t. We are having a hate fuck sesh and I’m literally trying to hurt her with my cock. I was fucking her so hard I put her head through the drywall in my room. We’re screaming at each other, I can’t take it anymore and I tell her that I fucked her mom, Jill. She lands two solid punches and as I’m falling backwards I blow my load. Everywhere. Her face, her hair, her eyes, her blanket (which was at my house), she’s covered.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6ez0xi/mf_crazy_and_her_mom
You get a chance to fuck Jill after the fallout?
::golfclap::
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
11 paragraphs of exposition. 2 paragraphs of sex I could’ve read to my pastor.
Oh son, your missus is a nutter. Oh son…
Drama! No thanks haha
> Interest: *piqued*
LOL