[M]Met a girl at a club, spent the night looking for a condom, nightmare of a night

This story is from when i was about [M]21 years old. I am from up north. This was the mid-1980’s. They basically rolled up the sidewalks at 8pm, so if you needed gas, fast food, cigarettes, there weren’t many options. The bars and clubs closed at 4am. Once you paid to get in the club, you could not leave. If you did, you had to pay again to come back in.

I had a friend who was a big time player. He would just circle the club looking for a group of chicks and see if he could smooth talk one of them. I was a bit shy, had a good sense of humor, but had issues sometimes closing the deal.

Every Friday night, this buddy and i would get all dressed up and head to this club at about 8-9pm. This club was packed every week and the parking sucked, so we would take turns driving. He was a notorious cheapskate and would never valet park. I didn’t give a shit and just paid the 5 bucks it cost to valet park. I had a nice car back then too, so valet parking was all i would do, but he would drive around waiting for someone to leave.

Every time he drove, he would meet some skank and i would end up hanging by myself. One night, we go to the club and he drives. He gets there and meets some chick and he comes back to me and says this chick wants to go back to her house. So i was like, OK, lets go. He says ‘uh, not you, just me’. So i was like, ‘so what am i supposed to do?’. They ended up dropping me off at the train station. Now, this is Long Island. The trains all meet at a hub where you can change. We were on the South side and i needed to get to the North-east side. I had to get on the train to the hub in Jamaica station, change tracks and get on a train going to the station near his house where my car was. I took a cab to his house and got my car. I was pissed off at him for a few months and we didn’t talk. We finally started hanging out again, but under one condition: we drive our own cars. He agreed.

So Friday rolls around and we meet at the club and he does his usual walk around the club, finds some chick and starts working her. I did the walk around the club and didn’t see anything worth wasting money on, so i found my friend and told him i was leaving. He said okay and i finished my watered down drink and headed for the valet stand.

Back when i was younger, i had a really nice car, a Black Toyota Supra Targa-top turbo sport. It was a chick magnet. As i was waiting for my car, this [F] girl, we will all her Lisa (not her real name) was sitting on a bench having a smoke. The valet pulls up with my car and i throw them a nice tip. They would park my car right up front with the other nice cars. I appreciated that. Some people are assholes and they would key your car out of jealousy. Lisa, who was having a smoke outside yells out, ‘nice car!’ and i said thanks.
[F]Lisa was a 21 year old, really hot, long haired blonde (i prefer black hair/brunettes, but she was so hot, nice C-cup tits, not a lot of makeup, just naturally good looking). She was about 5’6″ tall and had an athletic, toned body.

I got in my car and was adjusting the seat and changing the radio station when there was a tap on the passenger side window. I roll down the window and Lisa asks why i am leaving. I told her it was lame in the club and i was going somewhere else. She asked me where and i told her a place not far from my house that was a downtown scene, all bars and restaurants. She knew where it was. I told her my favorite spots and she says, cool, maybe i will see you down there. I was like ‘yeah, sure, okay’. So i drive away.

Fast-forward to about an hour later, i am sitting in one of my l spots having a beer and who comes strolling in but Lisa. The bar wasn’t too crowded, so when she walked in i waved her over. She apparently went home and changed. She looked even hotter. I wasn’t getting my hopes up because she was getting a lot of attention from guys in the bar. They were sending drinks and shots to her. I envisioned her leaving with one of these douche bags, but she hung with me. We went to a few more bars in the area and played pool and had some food. We were getting along great,but i still wasn’t sure if i was going to hookup with this girl or not.

It was about 11pm now and this area where we were hanging was starting to come alive. The bars up north close at 4am, so people don’t usually go out until around 11pm-12 midnight. She asked me to walk her to her car so she could get a jacket because it was getting a little chilly, so we walk to her car in this big municipal parking lot. It was really dark, but she found her car and got her jacket. Now, here is where everything changed.

Lisa pushed me up against the car and we start making out. A few seconds later, she pushes me away and asks if there was somewhere we could go. I knew the perfect spot. We drive to the spot and pull in. The area i chose was in a small town near the area where we were drinking. It was by the water and a marina. There was a fishing docking and parking lot. People would come down there and just park and hang out or walk on the dock. This was a small town with their own police force. The police would drive through checking the area and then they were gone. We pulled into this spot, turned off the headlights and climbed into the back seat. We went at it for about a half hour before she asked me if i had a condom. JACKPOT! i reached into my glove box and pulled out an empty condom box. I had a box of 12 condoms in this box and there is no way i used 12 condoms. I was lucky if i used two. The likely culprit was probably my friend from the club. Whenever i drove, he was always opening my glove box taking condoms. I never checked to see if there were any left in the box. So, i told her i didn’t have one. I told her we could go to the 7-11 up the road and get some. She surprisingly said okay.

We hastily got dressed and i drove about 2 miles up the road to 7-11. This is where it gets crazy.

It is about 1am now, downtown is bustling. I walk into 7-11 to purchase the condoms. Now, back in the day, they kept the condoms behind the counter. I ask the clerk for condoms, he takes a look and says they are out of condoms. He checks the back and says they are out. He tells me they are getting a shipment next week. A lot of good that does me now!

We proceed to go to 3 more 7-11’s in a 5 mile radius, all of which tell me they are out of condoms. I sarcastically ask if there is a whore house in the area and why they are out of condoms. The clerk was not amused. Now, any other girl would have bailed at this point, but Lisa didn’t care, she hung in there with me. I would come out of each 7-11 with a wine cooler for her. She really must have wanted to bang me or she was just bored because she hung in there, even suggesting we drive to the next town, 15 minutes away, to find condoms. There really wasn’t any other store open this late other than 7-11.

Now, with it approaching 2am, i started to head back towards the downtown bar area and made one last stop at this 7-11 tucked in a corner that i totally forgot about. I thought it had closed years ago because no one knew it was there. I walked in and the clerk greeted me. i asked the clerk to look at the girl in the car. I was parked right in front. She was looking at herself in my rear view mirror. He replied that she was very pretty. I explained my evening and how i was in search of a condom. He says ‘No probably buddy, i have condoms’. He grabs a box and tosses them on the counter. In my excitement, i didn’t even look at the box. I paid for them, thanked the clerk and hopped in my car for the ride back to our spot. To my amazement, this girl was still DTF. I was in awe and could not wait to dive back in.

On the drive back to our spot by the water, she opened the bag and pulled out the box of condoms. Below is our back and forth conversation:

Girl: hmmmm
Me: What’s the matter
Girl: hmmm
Me: What’s wrong?
Girl: Do you always buy these type of condoms?
Me: I don’t know if i have a particular brand. I just buy condoms Girl: So, you don’t usually buy THIS type?
Me: Why? What brand should i buy?
Girl:Well, these are Magnums
Me: Okay. So?
Girl: You don’t know what Magnums?
Me: Apparently not (laugh)
Girl: These condoms are for well endowed guys; guys with really big cocks! (laughing)
Me: Really? Well how big can they be?

Now, at this point i am steaming mad because this fucking clerk just grabbed any random condoms and grabs the ones meant for guys with huge horse cocks! I am no slouch down there, but i am not Magnum worthy, that is for damn sure. We continue driving back to the spot with her giggling all the way. I was basically pouting at this point. She tells me not to worry, maybe they aren’t that big and i can still use one.

I said about 10 prays as we pulled into our spot. We climbed back into the back seat and continue our fun. What a body on this girl. She really took care of herself. She had firm 36C breasts, a flat stomach. She gave me a quick BJ because she was ready for the main event. After she was all wet and ready, she told me to get a condom. I reach into the paper bag and pull out one of these condoms. I knew as soon as i picked it up i was in trouble. I opened the condom and it rolled out like a weather balloon. I thought it was a novelty condom. No one could fit in this thing. I tried to put it on, but it was just way too big. I tried to hold it on with my hand and insert my cock into her, but it just wasn’t going to work. In the end, i got a hand job to completion and i fingered her until she came. All in all, not a total waste of an evening, but what an ordeal.

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