I was hanging out with my girlfriend at her apartment last night when I got a text from a friend of mine. The text said: *You should check out this hot clip I just found, it’s called “2 girls, 1 cup.” Go ahead, Google it! You’ll thank me later!*
So I was on the couch with my laptop and called my gf over for me to show her. I got to Googling, but what we saw was… **Horrifying!!!**
I had completely forgotten what *2 girls, 1 cup* was! I almost gagged, and my gf was dashing for the bathroom. That Google search was the fastest mood killer in history! Here I was thinking it would get things going, instead of killing it completely.
We spent the rest of the night watching cartoons and animations to try and cleanse our brains of the horrible imagery!
I’m going to buy a shotgun now, and show my friend my *appreciation!!!*
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/629p1t/mf_do_not_google_2_girls_1_cup_funny_story
yawn