Product No. 4583-666: Customer Reviews; [MF][MFf][fantasy][mast][nc][inc][bdsm][preg]

**GREAT PRODUCT 5 STARS**

However, it really must be said, this product isn’t for everyone. I was so eager to try on the bra specifically. It’s so hard to find cute, sexy clothing when you’re even slightly plus sized. I didn’t even put it in the wash first, I was so excited. That’s why I ignored the slight irritation I felt against my nipples, and against my… other regions. Anyway, it just needed a few minutes to get broken in, and it was totally fine. I bought 7 of the same model, and I wear them every day now. It’s given me my youthful confidence and vigor back, and I feel like I could be queen of the world now. 5/5 would recommend.

**Not your grandma’s skivvies**

Let me start by saying that I definitely get it. I get why this is a thing. However, when I put them in the wash that first night, what came out of the machine scared the piss out of me. I bought them for my wife, recommended by a mutual friend. The little bastard grabbed my wrist, and ankles. I fell over onto the ground as they tore my pants, boxers, and tanktop to shreds. Only then did they realize that I wasn’t a woman, and they more or less left me alone. They seemed angry. Anyway, my wife walked in, hearing the slam, and they attacked her. The bra put her in some kind of full nelson hold, while the panties dragged her out of her stockings, and slithered up her skirt. I tried my hardest to pull them off, but they weren’t letting go. Then, the strangest thing happened… She told me that it was okay. Once they got situated, she started to enjoy them. Now the hard part is snagging her attention while she wears them *hahahahahahahaha.* 2/5 kill me…

**Here, have an actually useful review pt. 1**

So far, the reviews that have been posted aren’t at all helpful. They dance around the actual substance, and don’t describe the product at all. As a consumer, you need to know every detail, before you buy.
Description: Let’s be clear, and no judgement here, because I own and wear mine at least 4 nights a week, and I’m more than satisfied. This product is a mix of lingerie, a sex toy, and a house pet. Stick with me here. A bra and panty set, except the inside is lined with tiny pink nubs. These nubs are fleshy, but stiff, not unlike penis heads. They each have their own minds (under direct light you can see their little brains), but they function as a colony.
Usage: The first night, they are tame, and small still. The nubs just wave back and forth and hum against your body, happy to have found a host. **IMPORTANT:** The more you use an individual set, the more they can feed on your bodily fluids, and eventually the nubs turn into

**AMAZING PRODUCT! BRAVO!**

I’m a newly divorced single mother with no time to date. This bra and panty combo make me feel sexy, and all kinds of dangerous. Call it a midlife crisis, I guess. It feels like I’m walking around wearing a Corvette. Every waking moment of every day, I’ve found that I’m more relaxed, confident, and stimulated. My friends all tell me that I’m glowing again. I would go clubbing with them again, but I’m not even interested in that kind of life anymore. A Friday night for me now consists of devouring a good book and drinking a few glasses of wine, while wearing the product.
The only downside I can think of is that my sex drive is on par with a 13 year old boy, now. I was fired from my office job for leaving wet spots in the break room chairs, but I don’t care. It was all worth it. The product takes care of all my needs now…
5/5 Get it. Get it now. Don’t wait.

**More than we could chew pt. 1**

My wife owns all kinds of sex toys; this was too much. The directions say that they feed on bodily fluids, but what they don’t tell you is what happens when they get the taste of semen. Dear God, I can’t believe I’m writing this, but we’re all strangers here, I suppose. So, the first night, my wife and I had sex before she put them back on. She has trouble orgasming from just me alone, which I understand. Whatever works, right? So, the little… things? They turned an angry red as they crawled off of her hips. I had never heard of them actually leaving the host so quickly, so we were both stunned. Then, they crawled over my thigh, up to my crotch. One of the ones in the center opened up. The walls of its “mouth” was covered in more studs, all facing backwards, and without warning, it closed itself around my shaft. I thought that it was just another part of the game; as it turns out, it left that knub there. Just, detached from the garment

**Ruined my marriage. Keep out of reach**

We’re a good, God fearing family, here in Waco, Texas. We love the lord, and shun the devil, but sometimes the temptation is too great, I suppose. My wife had been wearing them for almost a year, before I found out. She had *seven* of them, and they were monstrous at this point. The way I had to find out was devastating to me, as well. My daughter Melissa found them; maybe they found her. I don’t even know anymore. Regardless, I came home from work one day to find a shredded up trail of what used to be Melissa’s cheerleading uniform, leading from the living room to my bedroom. Both her and my wife were subdued by the beasts. They… laid eggs. Everywhere. In their wombs, butts, throats. And they were completely lost to their own pleasures. The tentacles had them splayed open, indecently, their stomachs bulging with eggs, and a puddle of white ooze on the bed. When I saw a river of cream pour out of my daughter’s ruined asshole… When the spooge reached my shoes, I wanted to vomit. But I couldn’t even look away, I was so aroused. Something in the air made me… join them.
0/5 the devil made me do it.

**Here, have an actually useful review pt. 2 cont.**

**IMPORTANT:** The more you use an individual set, the more they can feed on your bodily fluids, and eventually the nubs turn into full on tentacles. There’s still no record of an upper limit to how large they can get, but once they past a certain threshold, at about the 6ft to 8ft length, then they’ve reached full maturity, and will attempt to breed and lay their offspring inside of the host. For some, this is a completely desirable experience. Personally, I don’t care for it, after having tried it, but I have found that there is plenty of money to be made in selling mature adults at a higher price than the juveniles. I’m a nurse to them, I guess you would call it. We have a good time; they understand that I’m in charge, and to respect me. I have ways of making them behave. In return, they get to experience my complete, unconditional surrender to their whims every night. I’ve been stretched, spanked, and throttled in ways that would make a whore blush. The problem is with people who buy multiple sets, and mature them. Especially without a method of control. They refuse to be shipped off at that point, and they band together to enslave the host, and any sexually mature females nearby. Some real nasty outbreaks have happened across Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, and Alabama, which no one wants to talk about. They can break the mind with their pheromones, and enslave it, so that they defend the host and its offspring as if they were their own. **IMPORTANT:** In order to bring them to heel

**More than we could chew pt. 2 cont**

So, there I was. The little bastard completely sealed away my cock, and it’s still there. Months later. The rest of the garment went back to have its way with my wife. Her screams keep me up at night, still… So, it opens itself up 3 times a day, to let me pee, and its vibrates at the most inopportune times, to keep me aroused, though I haven’t been able to achieve orgasm since. I’m getting desperate at this point; so is my wife. We’ve driven to the dump site, trash heaps, we even got a bus ticket 5 towns over, just to ditch the little fiends, but they always find their way back. It’s like, it can always sense where one of its members are, because they always find me first. My wife went up to her mother’s place, just until I can deal with them. I came here looking for directions, but I couldn’t find any, so I decided to make a post about my findings. If all else fails, kill it with fire, right?”

**Fuck, fuck, fuck, gonna cum!**

*This review has been flagged as spam*
5/5

**Here, have an actually useful review pt. 3 cont.**

**IMPORTANT:** In order to bring them to heel, you must first understand the nature of what it is you’re dealing with. Let’s dispense with all sugarcoating here, right now, once and for all. These things are demonic. They were birthed in hellfire. Those home remedies requiring the user to put them in the dryer, or into the oven to return the tentacles to their normal length are just wrong. That will only toughen them, and refresh them, make them hungry for a meal all over again. There is only one solution. They must be drowned. Water to them feels as cold as the dead of space, and it freezes their activity. Then, you can remove them, ship them off, box them up for the next weekend, do whatever you need to do. They are strong creatures, but they are bound to their lusts, and thus can be controlled. All it takes is the willpower, and the knowledge to do so. I hope this review was helpful.
4/5 Not as good as my thick black stud; gets the job done.

**More than we could chew pt. 3 cont.**

This… This is my last entry, I think… I can feel the lights in my brain flickering out, one by one… It feels nice, to be filled so thoroughly. They’re ravaging my body as we speak, but they finally let me cum. The little, victories, right? Anyway… I see now that fire was a bad idea… Hopefully my wife comes back for me, but if not, that’ll be okay. I’ve got a new family now. Even though I’m a man, I’ll be lucky enough to experience the joys of motherhood, in a few weeks.
10/5 Best sex of my life

Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/5z588h/product_no_4583666_customer_reviews

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  1. When I saw the title, I had to do a double-take to make sure this wasn’t /r/scp

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