I’ll start things off by saying I am not a sexual god, I am not a male model and I am not a billionaire, I am just the luckiest motherfucker alive. (24, 5’11, average looking white dude)
And a disclaimer: I will not say what year this was or the girls’ real names because you guys are smart and could use the interwebs to narrow it down really fast.
I was living in Texas for a year and my friends and I would always drive up to Austin, TX on the weekends because it is an amazing city and there are A LOT of pretty girls there. I highly recommend it if you haven’t been. So it was a normal Saturday night, a group of 5 of my guy friends and I had an AirBnb nearby and pregamed for a bit before heading out downtown. We hit up a few bars before we settled on one that had a good vibe going. The UT cheerleaders just showed up after the football game so we weren’t about to leave. We were standing around holding drinks and chatting for an hour or so, trying to build up the courage to talk to the pretty girls, but we were making no progress. Then out of the blue, I looked up and one of the cheerleaders was making intense eye contact with me (We’ll call her Alex). She still had her glitter and makeup on from the game and had a look out of her eyes that only a few girls have that just oozes sexuality. She was probably 5’4″, blonde and had a perfect body (what can you expect, she was a college cheerleader). I made a comment to my friends and looked back and she was already b-lining it towards me. She grabbed my hand and asked to dance and I was blown away. It’s very rare that the girl makes the first move but especially one this hot. We start grinding and she has the nicest ass I’ve ever felt. I immediately got hard and she turned around and pushed me against a wall and started making out with me. I was more in shock than anything else but I was so excited. I kept glancing over her shoulder as we were kissing and seeing my friends pointing and smiling/laughing amongst each other, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t proud. After 15 minutes of making out she says she’s going to join her girls on the bar (half of the cheerleading team was dancing on top of the bar) but she’ll be back… if I was being honest, I thought that was super hot but my night with her was likely over.
I walked back to my friends and they embraced me like a hero, patting me on the back and laughing and calling me a lucky mother fucker. We kept looking up at the bar and drooling over the gorgeous girls. She kept making eye contact with me ever so often but I honestly thought she was just a wild girl who would do this to several guys tonight. So I go back to drinking and chatting with the dude, holding on to the slim hope. After 20 minutes I felt a hand on my shoulder that pulled me around and I got so excited, only to see that it was another girl (we’ll call her Amy).
Amy: “Can I talk to you for a minute in private”
Me: “uhh.. sure?”
Fuck, her friend Alex is probably married or something and I’m about to in the middle of some drama
Amy grabs my hand and pulls me to the corner of the bar away from everyone where it’s a bit quieter.
Amy: “See my friend up there? The one you were kissing?”
Me: “ya?”
Amy: “well she’s my best friend in the world…”
fuck.. here we go
Amy: “…you should kiss me right now.”
WHAT?! That was random, I did not expect that at all. But in that moment, Amy went from being some girl that was about to start drama to a sexual goddess in my eyes. Now that I was looking at her in a different light, I realized how attractive she was. She was 5″2, jet black hair and the tightest body of them all. The flattest stomach and with decently sized, perky tits. After a few seconds of confused arousal I snapped out of it.
Me: “WHAT?! I think that’s gonna upset your friend if I kiss you. Why would you want to do that?”
Amy: “Don’t worry about Alex, she doesn’t even care”
I looked over my right shoulder back at the bar and saw her still dancing with her girls, with a line of attractive guys staring up and drooling all over them. I realized it might be a bad idea, but odds were stacked against me that Alex would even come down and find me so I thought “fuck it”. Right when I turned my head back towards Amy she grabbed my waste and pulled me against her and then grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me down to kiss her. There was something about the way she pushed up against me while her tongue slid inside my mouth that made my dick feel like it was going to pop. My god how did I get this lucky!! We were making out for a solid 20 minutes and I completely forgot about Alex. I could only focus on the pretty little thing in front of me…. until I felt someone staring at us to our right. Yup… it was Alex. I looked up and stopped kissing Amy and stood there like a dog with my tail between my legs. Even though it wasn’t a big deal, I felt pretty bad.
Alex: “I see you’ve met my friend Amy?” (in kind of an accusatory tone)
Me: (bashfully) “uhhh ya, sorry I didn’t think you were coming back”
Alex: “oh shut up, it’s ok, I don’t mind! I figured you would”
Alex (to Amy): “Didn’t I tell you how hot he was when we walked in? Alex”
(to me now): “Seriously, when we walked in I saw you and told Amy that I had to have you. You were just so hot. But apparently I’m not enough for you, huh?”
Me: “No that’s not it, you are!”
Amy: “Oh calm down, we share everything.”
And just like that they both smirked and leaned in and kissed each other for 5 seconds. It felt like an out of body experience. I think my jaw literally dropped to the floor. Everything went in slow motion, this is what I’ve always dreamt of. They were sensually kissing each other and I look up over them and see my friends throwing a fit at the other end of the bar. Jumping up and down and hitting eachother and stuff. This moment seemed to last forever.
They stopped kissing each other and kept one hand around the others waste and looked up at me.
Alex: “so are you going to join in or what?”
MOTHER OF GOD HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
I didn’t hesitate, I put one arm around each girl and kissed Alex first for a good 10 seconds and then turned and Amy. They were giggling the whole time and I just went back and forth. I could not believe this was happening. Even if we just kissed, this was on my bucket list forever; I’ve always wanted to have some type of threesome with two girls.
The next couple hours at the bar went by in a blur. Shots were being ordered, one of them would go to the bathroom while I made out with the other for a while. They’d catch up with friends one at a time but one was always glued to my hip. I didn’t come up for air until the bouncer called last call. They told me that they knew a bartender and were gonna say goodbye for a couple minutes after they kicked everyone out and then meet me outside. I walked outside and met my friends who were anxiously waiting on the sidewalk.
Friends (collectively): “DUUUUUUUDE!!! Holy shit you are so lucky!! Wait, where are they, do you think this is going anywhere?”
Me: “They are inside talking to their friend, this is probably where this magical night ends. But do you guys mind chilling with me here for a few minutes in case im wrong?”
Friends: “Of course!!”
I honestly did believe that this was the end of my night with them. They had there crazy night kissing each other and kissing me and this was their exit strategy. But never the less, I was prepared to wait there for hours in case I was wrong. After about 10 minutes of shooting the shit, I began to lose hope. But I was ok with it. I still had an amazing night and never expected any of it to happen. And then I saw them. I must have missed them coming out the door but I saw the two of them standing next to eachother looking around about 30 feet down the road. I told me friends “see ya!” and sped walked away as they jokingly cheered.
I walked up behind the two of them and put my arms around them
“ya miss me” (apparently kissing two girls gives you a lot of confidence because I’m not normally that smooth)
They both giggled and gave me a hug. I put my arms around both of them and we started walking down the street.
Amy: “Let’s get tacos!” Alex: “Ya there’s a taco stand right down the block!!”
Sounded good to me! I was hungry and just walking around with a girl on each arm was fun. I looked over my shoulder one last time to my friends who were besides themselves. Laughing, pointing, saluting, they were pumped and so was I. As we were walking down the street I kept getting looks from guys, like “who is this guy?!” I’ve never felt so confident, it was almost comical, like I switched bodies with a celebrity. We got our tacos and ate them (so good). Guys kept hitting on them in line when I wasn’t holding onto them so I made it a point to kiss one and then the other every so often. This took most people by surprise. And some sassy black guy kept blurting out “DAAAAYUMMMMM!!!”
We were sitting down on a picnic table after finishing out tacos
Me: “Hey so would you guys like to come back to our AirBnb?”
Alex quickly responded : “No”
Fuck… ok I saw this coming.
Amy: “But you should come back to our place, we are roommates”
Alex: “YA!”
I swear, a single tear must have rolled down my cheek. But I had to try to play it cool and not act like the 13-year-old version of myself whose wet dreams were coming true.
Me: “ok ya that sounds good, I’ll get an uber”
We sit and chat while the uber is coming. We are all a little tipsy but I was sure that none of us were too drunk for this to be ok. Everyone knew exactly what was going on. I figured out that they had kissed eachother before at clubs but never this much and never let boy into the mix. Just before the uber came, one of their friends ran up and asked if she could join the ride since she lived in the same apartment complex. So I got in the front seat and the three of them got in the back. They gave the driver the address and off we went. The whole time they were grabbing my arm and leaning forward and kissing my neck. This wasn’t out of drunkenness, it was out of sexual build up and I think a little bit of competitiveness between the two of them. Their friend was just rolling her eyes saying they were crazy and the driver kept looking over at me and saying “damn man, you’re attractive, but not that attractive, what did you do to these girls!” and “you’re gonna have one hell of a night, I tell you what, I had a night like that 20 years ago in New Orleans. Good for you man”. Needless to say I gave him 5 stars.
We say goodbye to the friend and walk into their apartment. It’s a nice place, pretty small but nice. They offer me water and all the sudden it becomes real for everyone. After a few minutes of small talk and drinking water we walk back into one of their bedrooms (idk which one) and there’s a queen bed. I sort of plop both of them on their backs and begin kissing both of them, switching off. I take off their clothes down to their panties. Whenever I was taking off one of their clothes, the other would be kissing her, it was a real team effort. At this point I had been so hard for so long it was starting to hurt. After making out for 30 minutes I got on my knees in between them and put one finger inside each of them. They were soaking wet. The cum was all over their legs from the buildup. I began pumping my fingers up and down inside of them and they made out and moaned. I made Alex cum within a couple minutes and after she stopped moaning she crawled towards my cock and put it all the way in her mouth. I swear she deepthroated it right away. I let out a primal groan. Amy took a pillow off of her face and looked up at me.
Amy: “Just fyi you are not fucking either one of us tonight, this is already wild enough”
Me: “Fine by me! This is amazing”
Amy: “you really are a lucky guy huh?”
Me: “yes ma’am”
I keep fingering both of them and Alex goes back and forth between sucking me and kissing Amy. I’ve seen my share of threesome pornos and this is exactly what it looked like. They were so hot. Although I never realized how many moving parts there were… it was pretty overwhelming. After a while of fingering and playing with each other we are all laying on our sides with Alex in the middle kissing Amy and my firm cock pressed up against her perfect ass. She leans over her shoulder and whispers in my ear, “put that inside of me right now”. I whisper back, “are you sure?” She turns back to Amy who didn’t hear this and just nods. We are laying perfectly against eachother and I reach down and slide a condom on and then slide my cock in between her legs and slowly inside of her warm pussy. I reached my arm underneath hers and ran it up her chest, between her tits and placed it around her neck and pulled her closer to me. She let out a squeal.
Amy: “wait what are you guys doing?!”
Alex: “he’s going to fuck the shit out of me”
Amy was surprised and sat criss crossed and sort of pouted but I couldn’t care less at this point. Alex felt so good. I pressed my body against her harder and rotated her onto her stomach flat against the bed and started thrusting into her harder and harder. She bit the pillow and started moaning so badly. I completely forgot about Amy for a few minutes until she came next to me and started making out with me. She was obviously turned on. I flipped Alex onto her back and got on top of her. Her legs wrapped tightly around my waste as she pulled me inside of her. Her back arched as I pounded her and she started screaming. Amy went back and forth between kissing her and kissing me and rubbing my chest.
Alex: “Amy you need to try this next, it feels amazing”
Amy: “No way! I’m not gonna fuck some random dude!”
Alex: “your loss!”
She goes back to moaning and I keep thrusting rhythmically, getting a little faster and harder as time goes on. Her whole body starts convulsing and her eyes roll back in her head as she lets out one more big moan.
Alex: “Fuck that was unbelievable”
She lay there panting and running her hands through her hair. I was sweating and smiling ear to ear. Amy plopped down on her back right next to Alex and said, “get over here”. I didn’t skip a beat because I was still rock hard and hadn’t come. I rushed right on top of her to Alex’s giggling delight and slid inside of her tight pussy. It was even tighter than Alex’s. I don’t know how I didn’t cum immediately but from that point on we did everything like I’ve seen in porn. It was overwhelming and amazing. Alex straddled Amy and I went back and forth between fucking Amy on her back and fucking Alex doggy on top of her. They even started going down on each other while I was fucking the other. I swear this lasted an hour but it was probably more like 10 minutes. Amy was lying on her back and I was fucking her while Alex was nibbling on her tits. I told them I was close and Alex positioned her head on Amy’s stomach and pointed towards her face, “cum here”. I immediately pulled out of Amy, whipped off the condom and shot rope after rope on Alex’s face and Amy’s stomach. It was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen or done in my life. Both of the girls giggled as Alex licked up the rest of the cum and swallowed it all. All three of us lied down sweating and smiling and then realized the bed was way too small to actually sleep in so I ordered an uber. At this point it was 4:30am. I must have had a grin on my face because the uber driver said, “good night, huh”.
Me: “you have no idea”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5tqboe/mff_crazy_night_in_austin
Bullshit! Uber was outlawed from Austin! Unless this story is from 2 years ago. Then, awesome story. Nice job
Yeah, all made up, but still a good read
As some one who lives in Austin now, I have to ask…
Which bars did you go to? I love right across from the campus right now and have been looking for places to go meet people. 6th st normally isn’t my scene but I’ll try anywhere once.
Also, good story man.
It was at aquarium, right? I always try and end my night there to get lucky
Sorry to be the grammar police, but I bailed when she grabbed your waste….