a *meta* suggestion from me [f]

REALLY Sorry for the meta, but… I’ve been lurking on this sub for a while and made a throwaway to post this (I’m honestly not trolling). There are so many amazing stories on here that I feel are weakened by the replacement of vagina with pussy and penis with dick or cock. Cringe. Like… we’re mature adults here, not a bunch of giggling 12 year olds. What about our bodies is shameful? If you can’t handle the proper names of genitals, why are you having sex. I understand that slang is pretty big in our culture, and that phrases like “suck dick” or “eat pussy” sound unnatural when you replace it with the real word. But it would be great to stop using dumb terms. This is a forum built around sex positivity and yet we’re afraid or something to acknowledge body parts?

**TL;DR Erotica that uses slang for genitals makes me cringe. **

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5qxvea/a_meta_suggestion_from_me_f

11 comments

  1. I don’t think it’s that people are afraid to use those words, just they don’t reaaally work when you’re writing smut

  2. Using the proper names makes everything feel clinical. When I’m all worked up, I want your pussy. Not your vagina.

  3. I actually tried that when I wrote my first story and it sounded really weird. It’s like having a bio lesson at school instead of a hot intercourse.

  4. Shouldn’t you then use the real terms for actions too? Like perform fellatio and cunnilingus?

  5. It doesn’t sound right if you use those words properly in a story. It’s the wording of the whole story that makes it sound either juvenile or adult.

  6. Sliding in under her mons veneris, while experiencing a rush of response from her Cowper’s Gland, I knew that the time for coitus interruptus was upon me; and a longer than usual ejaculation of semen followed the same. (Pics, of course if you want them – sorry- photographs.)

  7. I’m pretty sure you’re one of the only people that has this issue.

    Might I suggest making your own subreddit?
    /r/gonewildintercoursestories ?

    Or maybe something else that clearly states it’s intentions.

  8. Ewww who wants to hear I want your penis in my vagina. We “normal people” prefer I want your cock in my tight wet pussy

  9. Perhaps you could write a clinically accurate story that we all would like to read. Like being the key word.

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