[Funny] [MF] “I don’t kiss during sex but can you give me head?”

I wanted to share my story about the weirdest encounter that I have experienced in my sex life. After recently becoming single, I have been dating on the online app Bumble for about 4 months. I started messaging this guy through the app and we planned to meet up in person. He wasn’t super talkative over the app but I figured he would be more social in person. On our first date, we didn’t have much in common and he wasn’t attempting to engage in conversation that much. Somehow he assumed this was a good thing, as he texted me after the date to ask if we could go out again. I listened to the advice of my friends that told me that this guy could have been shy during the first date and that I should give him another chance. On the second date, this guy was still uninteresting and not talkative at all. I wish that the date ended after dinner but sadly it did not. At this time, I didn’t have sex for three months (it was a dry season…) and I invited this guy back to my apartment. I figured that if this guy was boring, that perhaps he could be a good lay?
This is where shit hits the fan. I go into the bathroom and prep myself for seduction mode (brushing teeth, checking makeup, etc). I come out of the bathroom and sit beside the guy on my bed. As I lean in for a kiss, this guy pulls away. I’m super confused at this point and ask him whats wrong. This guy says (actual quote) “I don’t kiss during sex but can you give me head?”

At this point, I lost my shit and told the guy to get the fuck out of my apartment. I think that he sensed that he fucked up and dashed out of my apartment. I have never met anyone who doesn’t kiss during sex. Hey Reddit, do people who don’t kiss during sex exist?!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5n88c3/funny_mf_i_dont_kiss_during_sex_but_can_you_give

17 comments

  1. I bet he is self conscious over an oral hygiene issue, and combined with shyness or shame he blurted out about the dumbest thing possible.

  2. Kissing during sex is one of the best ways to kiss! A little staring in the eyes goes a long way. ?

  3. I once had a FWB who thought kissing was really intimate so we never kissed over the 2 month period of us hooking up. She was very down for everything else.

  4. I used to hook up with the girl in the dorm room next to me my freshman year. Halfway through our first time fucking, I realized we hadn’t kissed. So I kissed her and thought to myself right away, “Nope, this is not a kissing sort of thing.” We fucked a bunch more times. The sex was great. She screamed so loud it helped me get a reputation. But we never kissed again. There was no affection. We just wanted to fuck.

  5. Kissing during sex means their is a level of love intimacy beyond the actual sex.
    Historically, mostly in theory, it is forbidden to kiss whores as they don’t have any kind of personal love intimacy with their clients. Nowadays this rule is still on but is often blurred.

    So I guess this guy was just for sex, no love intimacy. But that’s just awkward, he was not a man whore, and was on a dating app not a prostitution site.

    Yeah, weird fella did well to “cunt” him loose. :)

  6. He was not attracted to you, so he didn’t want to kiss.
    He doesn’t need to be attracted to you to enjoy getting head.

  7. I used to kiss during sex. but that was because i was younger and its how i was always lured into having sex. It wasn’t until a few years and a few guys later that i had a fwb who was more down to business and i was all for it. Im not trying to make out with anything but a dick so..
    Its funny that he was so blunt. No talking until you try to make a move haha

  8. I don’t kiss the girl if she is ugly, but I will get head. And if I’m bored I might fuck her

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