I wanted to share another story with you guys. I know this isn’t a typical story because it’s funny but I figured why not. It’s one of my favorites. This story involves my friends getting into some shenanigans in an epic week of fun.
So a few of my best friends had spent the last 18 months in Iraq and were just getting home. Brad is my best friend and Eric is another one of my really good friends. We all decided that we would participate in a “week of fun”. This would include drinking every day, strip clubs, baseball games, gambling, and hopefully as many women as possible. The first night in particular was one of my favorite nights of all time.
So as we get into our first bar we are playing darts and just having fun. A girl walks up to me starts chatting me up. Pretty, not great, but nice tits and a firm ass. I believe that hot girls fall into 2 categories, pretty hot and slutty hot. She was definitely the slutty hot. Seeing how my friends just got back I tell this girl that my friends are in the military and they just got back today from deployment. So I send her over to my best friend Brad. As we are all chatting she tells us that her boyfriend is in the bar but he’s really drunk. So being the great friends and wingmen that we are, Eric and I head over to run interference on the boyfriend.
As we walk up to this guy he is clearly pretty drunk, but the weirdest thing about it, is that he smells like took a bath in maple syrup. You could probably smell syrup from 10 feet away. We ask him why he smells like maple syrup and he just laughs at us. Fuck it. Lets get this guy even more drunk. We proceed to all start doing shots. I turn around to see where Brad is with this girl and they’ve disappeared. Perfect. We just continue to do some quality drinking with “maple syrup”.
So about 20 mins later, maple syrup decides he wants to go to another bar. So we all get up to go to another bar. As Eric is walking with this guy about 10 yards ahead. Brad and this girl come walking out of the alley. She starts walking ahead and Brad proceeds to tell me that she just gave him a blowjob against the dumpster. lol. Classy. He said she swallowed his entire load, wiped her mouth and then just walked away.
As the two of us are laughing about how slutty this girl is. I see her walk over to Eric. At this point I have no idea where maple syrup is but after about 30 seconds Eric and the girl start hardcore making out. I look at Brad and we just burst into laughter. This girl literally two minutes earlier just got done taking Brad’s load. My friend Eric has no idea.
So the two of them go off together and Brad and I decide to continue drinking. We are in the bar and this gorgeous redhead promotional girl walks up to us. We start chit chatting and she says her name is Ryann. Seeing how my name is also Ryan, we hit it off. She tells me that’s she always wanted to hook up with a Ryan, and well I love redheads with freckles. I ask her when she’s done working and she says 11, (about 45 minutes from now) so I tell her to come meet us at another bar.
So Brad and I are just enjoying the night and Ryann comes walking in. She walks right up to me and gives me a kiss. We drink and do shots for another hour or so when she asks if I can walk her to her car. I tell Brad that I’ll be back in a couple minutes and I walk her back to her car. She tells me to get in the back seat and we immediately start passionately kissing. She unbuttons my pants and starts kissing and licking my dick. I take off her shirt and she had amazing b cups with tiny pink nipples.
As she’s giving me an amazing blowjob Brad comes running up and smacks the window. Thank god Ryann didn’t bite down because we were both startled. Brad laughs and runs off and I tell Ryann to keep going. I finish and she takes every drop. So sexy. She tells my that she has to get going because her boyfriend is waiting for her. I honestly never saw her again.
My favorite part of the story is that my friend Eric ending up taking maple syrup and her boyfriend home. He had to drop maple syrup off and her dad’s house and try to explain to his dad why he was with his girlfriend at 2:00am. He ended up fucking her but he took a ton of shit for it in the morning. The look on his face when he walked into the bar the next morning and we asked how Brad’s dick tastes was priceless. That was day 1 of an epic “week of fun”
Hoped you liked it. I’ll continue to write some of my favorites if you want more. Cheers.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/50cvez/my_favorite_funny_story_among_friends