(M)y 33 y/o sel(f) and a 63 y/o Vietnamese lady. Yup sixty three…

LONG AS FUCK… I don’t know if it’s worth it but I had to say this somewhere.

Been on reddit off and on for years, browsed here every so often, and never thought I would post. I apologize in advance for what the fuck ever kind of complaints you may have.
I’m 33, getting divorced right now, life sucks, and I haven’t been laid in months upon months. I haven’t really applied myself either cause there is zero confidence right now. Everything is bad, money, work, relationships, blah blibbity the fuck blah, and so on and so forth. But I have my health, am decent looking but have a gut, and I am still living with my soon to be ex for another month plus until our lease is up. LIFE BLOWS.
Years ago when I had money I used to frequent this little salon for haircuts from this awesome older Vietnamese lady. This was 5+ years ago when I last went and I would see her about every 2 months and then she opened up her own tiny little salon and spa so I started going there. She did massages at this place, totally professional, had estheticians, all of it.

This woman is about 5’4, maybe 100-105 pounds, could pass for a hot OC housewife minus the fact she is Vietnamese. She has what have always appeared to be about C cup breasts but I could rarely tell and wasn’t really trying to back in the day. She is stunningly pretty for her age.
So fast forward 5 years to a couple days ago and I decide to treat myself to going to her place even though I can’t afford it. I drop in without calling as I was driving by, and she is at the front taking payment from some ladies for whatever. She sees me and lights up and saying “Hi! Long time no see! I’ll be right with you!” which instantly made me feel special. So then I tell her I’m married, blah blah, getting divorced, don’t want to talk about it, and tell her I’d love a haircut and massage. She gets on her phone and cancels an appointment in front of me and takes me to the chair and we start.
She is every bit as youthful and attractive as I remember her. She had on a black skirt not too short but above her knees a bit that showed off her legs that belonged on a 25 year old I kid you not. She had on a white top with short sleeves and it was tight enough and her body is slim enough that her breasts were pushed out just perfectly. Her figure is to die for. If you saw her from a distance you would shit yourself when you got up on her and realized she is an older woman.

Now my hair can be cut in about 10 minutes. She took 45 minutes and then entire time we were talking about everything from Vietnam to Trump to race relations to her experience dating as an older woman since her husband passed several years earlier.

Now I’m not totally stupid and think that any touch from a female means she’s interested. This woman, whose name is My, touched me countless times, slapping my arm, once rubbing my neck and shoulder for a little too long, and when it hit me I felt my cock stir. Was she flirting with me right now?!

When the haircut was done she said, “I’m so sorry! Did you have somewhere to be? I took so long! I like talking to you!” and of course I laughed and said I had all the time in the world which was true. I got there about 530PM and it was close to 630PM. Her place closes at 8PM and there was only one other employee there doing whatever. Like I said, a small place, maybe five rooms plus lobby and salon area, but very nice. I started to get up and she put her hand on my shoulder.

“Let me wash your hair. No charge.”

“I can’t say no to that.”

So we went over to one of those sinks and we spent about 20 minutes with her washing and I think she conditioned my hair as well. We talked more about her dating experiences and how active she is. She climbs mountains, no shit, marathons, this, that, and makes me look like a lazy slob. The entire time she was touching me in what struck me as a sensual fashion. Shoulder here, hitting my arm, spending too much time on my ears when acting as though she is washing my hair… My cock was stirring big time. I had on jeans and I looked down and saw my own bulge.

Fuuuuuuuuucckk me is what I thought at first and then the hilariousness of the fact that I was getting hard from someone old enough to be my grandmother was in my head. But it didn’t make the boner go away. As she was rinsing me off I realized that I was hard as a rock. I’m 33 and I couldn’t remember being that hard in years. HARD AS A ROCK LITERALLY.

She told me to get up. My stomach sunk. This was not a porno. This is real life and I was like well fuck this is so inappropriate. I am totally misjudging this! It’s cause I haven’t been laid in forever! That actually helped! I shrunk a small bit when I made myself feel like a pervert. So I got up as best I could and she was on my side and so help me God as I was sitting up I saw her look at my crotch. My cock was still fairly hard and noticeable. I just continued getting up and was like holy fuck.

“Ready for your massage?”

“Oh yeah” I muttered out almost in a creepy fashion I thought as I said it. We walked back to the massage room and she told me she’d be back in a minute. As we were walking back she told me that she doesn’t massage men very often and that almost all her clientele is female. I found that odd that she said that because I knew that from years earlier. Our first meeting in her former employer’s salon was because Supercuts was busy. I’m not a salon kind of guy. Anyways she tells me she will be right back as we enter the massage room.

At this point my cock has gone down a little and I take off all my clothes, lay on my stomach, and cover myself with a towel. The massages in the past were always 100% professional. She is not a happy ending masseuse. I wait a few minutes and then she comes in.

We make small talk only for a minute and she starts. Over the next 20 or so minutes she works her way down my entire body and this woman can massage. Wow is she strong for her size. After about 20 minutes she comes around to my head again and starts massaging my neck and down my back. But this time is different from all the others. She is bending over me putting her tits on the back of my head and I know this has never happened before. My cock started stirring again and my mind went wild.

My moved around to right side and I had let my arm drop a little earlier. As she was massaging my back I felt her leg with the outside of my hand. My cock jumped like it had just seen pussy for the first time. It was like silk but it was her bare skin. She never moved.

Over the next minute she focused on my back constantly hitting my hand with her leg. My breathing had gotten a little heavy at this point when all of a sudden she changed sides. Exactly what happened on my right side happened on the left only before she got there I turned my hand palm outward. I’m totally feeling like a creep as I do it too because I am still refusing to believe what I think is happening.

Sure enough I touched her leg with my palm and all my hand and she never moved. I said fuck it and grabbed her leg and rubbed it up and down and then turned and looked at her.

“Sorry My! But oh my God your legs are amazing! Sorry!” and I turned red as I said it. She busted out laughing and it took her a second to form a response. “Stop it!” and she slapped me on my butt which was under a towel. She kept laughing and then went back to massaging. “I’m serious My! My wife is 30 and your legs blow hers out of the water. Some of you Asian girls age incredibly!”. Earlier I had figured out her age by asking her how old she was when she left Vietnam and I had remembered what year it she left from a conversation years earlier. “Oh Kevin!” was all she could say in between laughs and then she slapped my butt again but left her hand there for a few seconds. My cock was rock hard in seconds.

Then she fucked me. No. Not literally but figuratively.

“OK Kevin turn over” and she patted my butt cheek as she said it.
I panicked. My cock was rock hard. I thought I had time to make it go away before turning over. In more than 20 massages from her over the years this had never happened.

“Can you work my shoulders for just another minute?” my pussy self said. Again, this was real life, not a porn, and I hadn’t had female interaction of a nature like this besides the soon to be ex in about 10 years. My heart was thumping and I was unsure of everything.

“OK baby” is all she replied. She had never called me baby in the past. NEVER. Honey once or twice but never baby.

I started thinking about the NFL. I kid you not that’s what I did. Big sweaty guys in tights and my rock hard cock retreated in no time. In a few minutes she asked if I was ready and I turned over.

The rest of the massage was non-eventful for about 20 minutes until yup, that’s right, she started massaging my inner thighs. She went higher than she had ever gone before and on the last motion on my right side she brushed my balls with her fingernails as she left the area. FUCK ME. My cock literally bounced up and I have no idea if she saw it cause my eyes were closed. She moved around to the other side and in a few minutes was at my inner thigh on the left side. Same thing and this time when she left my cock was standing at full attention and my breathing was heavy. I opened my eyes and licked my lips and we made eye contact as she came around to my head again. She smiled. I smiled back. My heart was about to fucking explode and so was my cock from all the blood that is now had in it.

All of a sudden My leaves the room and tells me she’ll be right back. I hear her saying good bye and then she comes back in.

My started massaging my head and then my chest and then works her way around to the sides of my chest. As she is massaging me my eyes are open. Out of nowhere she playfully slaps my cock through the towel!

“Bad boy!”

I almost came right there.

“Sorry!” I said with sincerity and turning red.

“No sex huh? You want me leave you alone? Five minutes?”

I literally shook a little from the awkwardness and shock. She was very motherly not to sound incestuous but it was all just too much.

“No, no, no that’s ok. No I’m ok.” I sputtered out.

“Ok honey it’s ok” and she patted my cock again as she said it. OMG. “You’re young! You’ll get a girlfriend. You’re handsome. You see!”.

I laughed and she pulled at my towel laughingly. Leaving her hand at the top on my waist and said “Show me ok?” and I just said “Yeah” and she pulled the towel down.

“Ohhhhhhh” was exactly what came out of her mouth. My cock was pulsing at this moment and the towel was below my balls kind of diagonal covering one thigh but not the other.

“Nice Kevin. Very nice. But you need trim.” and she turned and reached into some cabinets and then said “OK how you like it? Never tell anyone ok? I never do men and my girls do women. Never tell anyone ok?” and it all came out at once never giving me a chance to respond to the first question.

“No, no, I wouldn’t!” was my reply.

“How you like it?”

“I don’t know, umm…”

“Shave and trim? OK? It’s good. I like it like that.”

I was in la la land. This hot much older woman with the body of a young woman had was looking at my cock and balls asking me how I’d like them styled.

“OK” was all I could get out. I was rock hard and she got a handful of shaving gel I guess and like it was no big deal started lathering my balls and cock but not the area above.

“Better to be hard, I do this for husband and better to be hard. Easier to shave.”

“That makes sense.” I replied.

“You need to cum. After ok?”

“OK” I said. I was loving life. I had dreams of her stroking me and I almost came thinking about it. It was like I was a virgin. My cock was not listening to me at all. I’m sure she meant I would jerk myself off though.

With all the gentleness and professionalism in the world My shaved my balls and cock. She took her time usually holding on to my cock or pushing it a certain way but always in a professional manner strangely enough and at no time did she do anything to purposely stimulate me. It was weird, erotic, and awesome all at the same time. After the shave she broke out some clippers and trimmed the top area.

As soon as that was done she grabbed a hot wet towel and started cleaning me up. My cock was still hard. She dried me off and then set that towel on my stomach. My turned and as I looked at her ass closely for the first time ever I realized it was tight as fuck. No way I said. The legs yes but how good could she look with her clothes off? I was beginning to think she would look pretty fucking good despite her age. When she turned around she was rubbing her hands together and it was clear she had oil on them.

My went straight to my cock putting one hand on my balls and the other on my cock and gently started stroking and caressing. I was in utter shock for the last time as it transitioned to total bliss and acceptance that holy fuck this is absolutely happening.
The super shock came next. I got something that had never happened before. I felt one of My’s fingers go down to my butthole and start playing with it. It felt amazing! Never had that! I looked up at her and she was clearly breathing heavily all the while stroking me, caressing my balls, and playing with my asshole. It was too much for a guy who hadn’t gotten any in months.

“Cum baby” she whispered.

That was the last straw. I started shooting the biggest load I have shot in years and some of it landed just shy of my neck. I was cumming for what seemed like forever and My never batted an eye or stopped stroking, caressing, and playing with my asshole. It was intense!

“Good boy, good boy, yes, good boy” My said quietly as she slowed her stroking and squeezed out the last few drops. It was bar none the best cum in years and without sex mind you.

My turned and got another hot wet towel and a dry one and proceeded to clean me up. I said nothing and she looked at me and said “Good? You ok?” and I reached out and rubbed her arm and said “Yes thank you so much” to which she replied “You go get girlfriend!” and we both laughed. She was like a friend who genuinely was taking care of me in a motherly fashion, too. Way too much and my cock had not gone down that much.

When she was done she said “ok see you in a minute” and started to walk out.

I grabbed her arm and said “Wait.”

My looked at me with a blank face and said nothing. Absolutely nothing. I sat up. I was still totally naked on the massage table. I said fuck it and threw caution to the wind. I rubbed her arm and then reached down with both arms and pulled her top right off of her with zero resistance all the while she said nothing. She was wearing a black bra that definitely had some padding but her tits looked like a mouthful. I moved my hands down to her skirt and pushed it down and she kicked off her shoes. I looked down and saw black panties. I had yet to turn her around but the front was exquisite.

She had no fucking lines! Her skin was tight as fuck and smooth as silk! It’s insane and unbelievable I know. Now I had fucked Asians in the past, but never an older one, and this was blowing my mind. I had to turn her around so I did. I spun her around slowly so she was facing the massage table. I rubbed her ass and it too was top shelf. I hear the words coming out of my mouth and I am saying again that her body was off the chain tight. I still can’t believe it.

I reached up and undid her bra. I saw her shake a little as it dropped. I pushed into her from behind with my cock now back at full attention pushing into the back of her ass with only her panties in between us and my hand went to her breasts. I played with them and then nibbled on her ear from behind. Her breathing was intense. I’m gonna fuck her oh shit I am going to fuck her kept going through my head over and over. I reached for the top of the panties and pushed them down. She gasped as I yanked them down and I slapped her ass mildly. She jumped a little when I did it. I began to wonder how long it had been for her. So I asked.
“How long since you’ve been fucked?” I whispered into her ear.

“Too long” she responded.

I’d never had a girl on a massage table before so I turned her around to face me and I put her on her back and laid her on the table. She was letting me do whatever I wanted. She closed her eyes and I started rubbing around her pussy and my other hand was playing with her tits. My began to shake just a little every so often. Her breathing was off the charts. My cock was rock hard again.

I started playing with her clit. I teased her for a while before pushing a finger in and holy shit was it tight. I put one finger in and her pussy gripped it like a glove! She was dripping wet too! I started finger fucking her faster and faster and she reached out for my cock and was maniacally grabbing at it and stroking all with no rhythm. She was clearly in bliss and losing control just from a finger fucking. I decided to push it a little farther. I was standing and I moved closer to her face with my cock. She never took her hand off of it. I said fuck it and put it at her mouth and she moved forward taking just the tip and I then gave her the rest.

Here I am buck naked feeding this 63 year old slamming Vietnamese chick my cock and finger fucking her at the same time. She was moaning and writhing on the table like nothing I had ever seen. Then she really took me for a loop.

She pulled off my cock and wailed out. Exactly like you see in the ridiculous Japanese porn, yes I know she’s Vietnamese I’m not making this shit up, and as she was coming she was losing it. I just kept finger fucking her and she would taste my cock in between gasps and screams. I almost laughed to be honest.

My was losing it. She clamped her legs together on my hand which excited me. It was like a vise grip so with both hands I pulled her thighs apart and started kissing all around her pussy while I fingered it and she kept cumming. My was screaming at this point and even though I can count on one hand the number of women I’ve gone down on I said fuck it and lapped at that 63 year old pussy! It was FUCKING DELICIOUS! My screams and wails and shakes a bit longer and then I pull away as she subsides. I look at her and she is shaking on the table like she just survived a plane crash. I just caressed her and then she broke the silence.

“OH. GOD.” came out of her mouth as she sat up and shyly reached for a towel on a table not far but couldn’t so she stood. I stopped her and put a hand on her ass and said “I’m not done with you.” She looked at me and just replied “OK”. I turned her around and bent her over the massage table. I started rubbing my cock all over her ass and up and down the crack. Then I positioned it on her pussy and started rubbing it up and down.

I am just over 6 inches hard but wonderfully thick and I already felt her tight pussy on my fingers. I pushed the tip in just a little and she gasped. Her pussy was the tightest pussy I’ve had since high school and my cock barely made it in. I finally got a rhythm and started fucking her smoothly and her hysterics started in again. I say that lovingly cause it was cute as fuck.

My started panting, the ohhhhs were out of control, and I felt myself about to cum again. I had to have her another way first! I pulled my cock out, glistening in her juices, and put her up on the table. I hopped up there and got on top of her missionary style. Now strangely enough I had not kissed her yet. I was strangely detached and just using her. But that changed when I got on top.

I put my cock right at her slit and moved it up and down before pushing it in. The look on her face was priceless. Her eyes got huge and her mouth formed a perfect oval as she let out “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh” and I started thrusting. I came down and kissed her all over her face and ears and mouth very passionately while thrusting my cock in and out of her tiny little tight Asian pussy.

I was fucking her this way for all of two or three minutes max when I could tell she was cumming again and it was too much to bear. I pulled out in the middle of her climax (sorry!) and lifted myself up only for her to grab my cock and stroke me as I shot another unbelievable load right on her tits and neck just barely missing her face sadly.

We had a minute of catching our breath and I stood first then she did. She started cleaning herself up and just kept saying “oh God oh God” under her breath. I had my boxers on and turned to her and rubbed her ass again and kissed her neck from behind. She reached back and squeezed my cock then left the room.

I walked out and she was upfront and handed me a bottle of water. I told her it was really nice to see her and I wanted to see her again. She was being meek and shy and I wondered if she regretted the whole thing. I asked her how much I owed her and she said “Nothing. You don’t pay.” I wondered if it all just crashed and burned. I asked if I could come back and she said “Yes” meekly. I gave her a hug and walked out the door. I had been there for hours and I think it was 9ish. I got in my car and she came running out the door so I rolled my window down.
She handed me a piece of paper and said, “Call me don’t call here”. I smiled and told her I would call soon and she said “After close ok?” and I said “Yes” and then she walked back in and I drove away.

That was several days ago. I called her last night horny as fuck about 9pm and she never answered and I didn’t leave a voicemail. When I got up today she had already called me and left a message to call her. I am going to stop by her place at 830 tonight.

I can’t fucking wait.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4kws69/my_33_yo_self_and_a_63_yo_vietnamese_lady_yup