I delivered a cake in nothing but lingerie and an overcoat(pics at end)

So my girlfriend’s boyfriend’s birthday is today. (yes we are poly.) Yesterday I decided that I wanted to give him a super sexy surprise, because the happier he is then the happier she is. I text her and tell her that I am at Wal-Mart and about to order J a cake that I plan on delivering in a sexy way. She replies and says that they are at Wal-Mart as well, buying games. This is extremely inconvenient and also such a weird coincidence because they don’t own a car and always take the bus everywhere if I don’t drive them. I didn’t want to be rude so I walk over and say hi, make an excuse and hurry to leave, deciding that I’ll go home and change, then grab the cake on the way to their apartment. Bad idea. I should have just gotten the damn cake first…

Fast forward, I’m changed and wearing only a bra, panties, garters, an overcoat and uggs. Keep in mind that it is 28 degrees and snowing pretty hard. I ran into Wal-Mart, trying to hold my coat down from the wind and not slip on the slush. The bakery woman informed me that she can’t write the word “sexy” on the cake because it’s against their policy. Policy?! This is freaking walmart? I begged her “pleaaaase, I’m going to be delivering it in lingerie, the cake HAS to tell him how sexy HE is!!” Her eyes got huge, she looked me over again, and then quickly avoided eye contact. Enter hot guy who looks straight at my ass and says “I’ll write whatever you want for 30 bucks”. I rolled my eyes and tried to walk away as non chalantly as I could while avoiding all of the weirdos in Wal-Mart.
So I drove to Safeway, hoping they would write on a damn cake for me. I got to safeway, almost fell walking in the door and had to stop and re-adjust one of my garters that was now falling down. The wind was blowing the snow in 8 different directions, my curls were going all over the place, and I’m trying to keep it together while literally freezing my ass off. So after searching the bakery section and asking for help, I figured out that there were no green cakes. And it HAD to be green. Feeling extremely(fucking cold) and defeated, I drove back across town and went to King Sooper. There was no close parking so I had to park all the way in the back and practically waddle to try and keep my coat down and garters from slipping because I was power walking(waddling).
The bakery section is all the way in the back, but I happened to turn down the gift card isle as a short cut. I spotted some bows so I stopped and held one up to my boob, wondering how it would look. I looked over and realized an old woman was standing there the whole time and staring at me. At the same moment my garter slipped and fell to my knee. I had to set the bow down and awkwardly faced the other direction to pull it back up. I turned around, the woman was still staring, I grabbed my bows, started laughing hysterically at myself and headed to the bakery.

There were green cakes! YES. I found a bakery worker and asked if he could write the word sexy and he said he would. YAY! So I picked the color icing, he wrote “Happy Birthday, Sexy!” and I had him add a little winky face. I took my cake and bows to the shortest line up front. There was a couple finishing up their transaction and the cashier spots the cake and says “oh I love birthdays!”. The cake reached her on the conveyer belt and she read it out loud “HAPPY BIRTHDAY…sexy?” Then looks me over, looked back at the cake, looked at the couple, back at her register and avoided eye contact. Either way.. I FINALLY I HAD THE CAKE.

I drove back across town through the snow and arrived at their apartment(finally!). I texted my girlfriend and told her I was there, but enjoying the heater for a minute before adjusting myself and heading up. I told her to make sure that he answers the door. As I was getting myself together and mentally preparing for the cold and all the stairs, I looked up to their apartment door and saw one of the locals knocking on their door. I quickly texted my gf telling her that was a false alarm and to get rid of him. Which sucked because he was probably just wanting to smoke a bowl and escape the snow for a few hours, but I had plans and I was half damn naked with a cake in tow!! So after 20mins dude left and I headed up.
I knocked on the door, J answered, I gave him my whole “special delivery” shpeal, hand him the cake and stripped lol. After a shit ton of shenanigans and embarassment, it was a great success. I ended up laying in his lap and letting my girlfriend give me HIS 26 spankings on my bruises that were fresh and from the night before. He enjoyed that too hehe.
Pics included.

TLDR: I had to go to 3 different stores to get a cake for my gf’s boyfriend’s birthday. It was 28degrees and snowing. When I finally got to their house, someone else showed up right before me and almost ruined it. And through all of the shenanigans I was only wearing a bra, panties, garters, uggs and an overcoat. It turned out to be a success and I let my gf give me his birthday spankings while I laid across his lap.

I am a horrible writer/ story teller but I had to share lol.

Pics here: https://m.imgur.com/a/zJ56a

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4haasw/i_delivered_a_cake_in_nothing_but_lingerie_and_an