Hey all I figured I start posting back again. Now that my stripper life is done I have some stories that I can share with you from when I last left reddit.
This happened about 4 months ago. Or atleast it was around a time to have a holiday party.
Christmas eve-ish to like New years I was partying it the fuck up. I got a small but decent holiday pay and it paid for a weeks worth of sex on beaches at my local bar.
Me and my friend Ned (the straight one) for the week has been hitting up the bars, malls,clubs trying to have some fun with males and females alike. I was fucking batting like Mr.3000. I had so many men inside my condo you would think I was like a prostitute ; but my friend however he was striking pretty hard. He only managed to make out with a really cute blonde for maybe 20 minutes before she decided to ditch the bar with her friends.
It was late on New Years eve (I think?) and me and my pal were sipping on the leftover Sunny D my friends leftover from the party I hosted. (We actually tried Sunny D and rum) I was tired we spent the greater part of the day dancing, playing videa gamez, and drinking. Ned however was wicked horny. He was trying to bone anything with a pulse.
I gather myself and lump off my couch to kick Ned out of my house so I can sleep but he was on the phone with what I assumed to be a late night booty call. It went south I’m assuming because he was still in my house. He was scrolling through his phone for another hook up and was there for like 10 minutes. I ask him ‘when might you be leaving?” He gave me the he doesnt want to be alone reel and wanted to get off and without even thinking I said, exact words mind you, ” I will suck your dick if you get the fuck out my house”.
It was silent for maybe one minute. I was drunk but I felt those words hit the floor and I felt so bad, but it was short lived because he said with a weird smile/regretting look on his face “word?” and stood up thinking I was joking. He started to walk towards my couch and stood infront of me while I leaning on my couch. He unzipped his pants only showing his underwear and pulles out his phone to text someone else. Me being super fucking tired pulls down his pants and gets on my knees and start to kiss his stomach. He starts to get hard and pushes my head away. “Bro I thought you were joking I dont roll that way I’ll head out right now”. Now me being horny says that a mouth is only a mouth and he pauses and walks back to me and whips out his dick. I sit him down on my couch and put my head in his lap. I remember swirling my tounge around the tip of his penis because it was one of those weird mushroom looking tips and everytime it left my mouth it felt like it was hooking my lips. I taste the precum and decide to not take the load on my face and go and suck on his balls. I get a wiff of his ass and realize why he never got dates. Determined to go to bed I suck it up. I take his balls and run them through my mouth. He is moaning and holding my head and forces is dick into my mouth. He is pumping my mouth while I am trying to not throw everything up. A minute later he finally blows and for the amount of work he had to do to get off I thought it was going to be a mother load but it was like a glob. He sits there breathing hard and he says ” we should do that again sometime” I laugh and usher him out.
We havent talked since. Although I did run into him at a pub during St.patrick with the blonde that blew him off. That was awkward.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4d0cz0/nsfw_my_experience_with_a_straight_best
Hahaha this is hilarious. Now you KNOW this is true.
Not sure if I’d blow a guy that annoyed me.