I’m a 3rd year college student and I have two important midterms on Monday. However the stress got to me and instead of studying today I decided to put on panties, jeans, a bra, and a sweater and head out the door. I went on the subway and went to the very last westbound stop — a place that I’ve never been to — and just started walking around.
I didn’t really have a plan. At first I was trying to find any areas where I could hide, strip naked, and finger myself. But that didn’t happen. I walked into convenience stores, coffee shops, and a supermarket hoping that a guy would hit on me and I’d let him bend me over in an alley. But nobody approached me.
At this point I realized that I had to be the one initiating. So I walked around some more and found a small bike shop.
“Hi. I know this is a bike store but I’m really horny right now. Is there any chance you could help me?” I said.
“Uh. No. Sorry. I don’t think so.” He said.
I unzip my sweater and show him my cleavage. “Please? I can come back at a better time if you want.” I said.
“No. Sorry.” He said.
So I went back home. lol. I should have just gotten a date through a dating site like I usually do. Here, you guys can enjoy me instead. http://imgur.com/WIq996e
Good night.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/46u1c4/im_a_professional_procrastinator_fm
He probably thought it was some sort of joke or trap or something
He thought “I’ve seen this porn before” and didn’t think it was real.
next time just message me…
Props to him for resisting. You look hot, no way I could turn that down!