I’m a professional procrastinator (f/m)

I’m a 3rd year college student and I have two important midterms on Monday. However the stress got to me and instead of studying today I decided to put on panties, jeans, a bra, and a sweater and head out the door. I went on the subway and went to the very last westbound stop — a place that I’ve never been to — and just started walking around.

I didn’t really have a plan. At first I was trying to find any areas where I could hide, strip naked, and finger myself. But that didn’t happen. I walked into convenience stores, coffee shops, and a supermarket hoping that a guy would hit on me and I’d let him bend me over in an alley. But nobody approached me.

At this point I realized that I had to be the one initiating. So I walked around some more and found a small bike shop.

“Hi. I know this is a bike store but I’m really horny right now. Is there any chance you could help me?” I said.

“Uh. No. Sorry. I don’t think so.” He said.

I unzip my sweater and show him my cleavage. “Please? I can come back at a better time if you want.” I said.

“No. Sorry.” He said.

So I went back home. lol. I should have just gotten a date through a dating site like I usually do. Here, you guys can enjoy me instead. http://imgur.com/WIq996e

Good night.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/46u1c4/im_a_professional_procrastinator_fm

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