*Hiya GWS! I’ve got my second naughty story for y’all, and hopefully a fun way to tell it! Don’t be confused by the start, I’m a sinner and this story is plenty naughty ;)*
It had been a wonderful life, but my time had come, and after funeral let out, I found myself at the gates of heaven. I was second in line, I guess. Some guy was describing his time owning a family coffee shop to God, and when he was done the gates opened and God said, “Mister Jones, the one thing you wished to take with you to heaven was your Grandma’s coffee recipe.” God created a magical cup out of thin air and gave it to this so-called Mister Jones. “Here you are, sir. Enjoy the afterlife.”
I marveled at the glimpse of Mister Jones’s heaven, but not for long as the gates shut and I was called forward.
“Madeline…come to me,” God said, in his booming voice. I could now see that he was dressed in all white and looked suspiciously like Morgan Freeman in *Evan Almighty*.
“Okay,” I said quietly and stepped forward. “Ummm…what’s up?”
“Madeline, you are at the gates of heaven. I can see that you lived a very full life, and did many good deeds, but to enter into my paradise, I need to know how you helped people.”
“Gotcha gotcha. Welllll.” I paused, trying to think of all the things I had done to help me during my life. “Oh I got one! When I was twenty-one, I gave my roomie and her boyfriend a special threesome for John’s birthday. That was pretty helpful for them, wouldn’t you think?”
God bowed his head and grumbled. “Ahh yes. The threesome in the year two thousand and fifteen, I recall your great-great grandma cheering you on from heaven.” God wiped his brow and started again, “Miss Madeline…pre-marital sex is a sin, and you might want to re-consider what you have done to help people, or you will likely be sent to hell.”
I perked up at the mention of hell, but after some more thought, I responded, “God with all due respect, I think you’ll really see how I helped John and Hannah if I give you the full story. See it started with Hannah walking in on me while I was riding my fuck buddy-“
“Miss Madeline…more mentions of pre-marital sex will not help your case…”
Shit that was a good point. “Okay but that’s just a small part. See Hannah and I had been chatting for a while about how she wanted to do a bit of sexual exploring, since she was raised religiously and had only been with John. So when she walked in on me, she got the idea for a threesome with us two and John.”
God let out an audible groan, and I paused, but refocusing quickly and carried on.
“Now, she brings up this threesome idea over lunch, knowing that I’m a slut and all, and I think she was kinda joking at first, but I loved the idea right away and really pushed for it to happen. I told her that this could be such a good way for her and John to experiment together, and she was almost sold on it, but she wasn’t sure how she’d bring it up to him.”
“Madeline, this story is full of sin. I suggest you start over with a new tale, or you will be heading to hell,” God said, clearly annoyed at this point.
“Umm you can call me Maddie for now on,” I said, annoyed myself that he was interrupting. “So I come up with the idea that *I* can walk in on *her* during sex, give John a glimpse of my naked body, and leave them with a way to get the threesome conversation started.”
I continued, “Hannah was totally up for this, so a few days later, I timed my shower with her and John’s sexytime, and then ‘accidentally’ barged in to their room, totally nude, while Hannah was giving head.”
I caught God motioning towards his security guard angels out of the corner of my eye, and bit my lip. “So God, remember how I said this was a birthday threesome? Hannah brought up the idea of the threesome to John soon after my walk in, and he was all on board, so Hannah told him she would talk to me to see if I was interested.”
God broke in saying, “Madeline, perhaps you-“
“Maddie!”
“Huh?” God was not amused with my interruption. Served him right.
“It’s Maddie, not Madeline. For the love of all that is ffff…rick, call me Maddie.”
God rolled his eyes and sighed, his exhale sending a tornado over Kansas. “Maddie…perhaps you misunderstood me. I want to know what good deed you have done that bettered someone’s life.”
“Okay, okay. We’re at that part right now! Hannah and I had our talk, but it was mostly about she was a bit nervous doing something so kinky. I offered to get us some weed, and masturbate together in my room, without John knowing, just to make her more comfortable around me for the big threesome, which was in a few days.”
I had to pause for a moment as I suddenly felt wetness in my crotch. Should have expected to get horny re-telling this.
I continued, “Yeah so to *help* her, we got high in my bedroom and masturbating side-by-side hehe. There was no touching (her rule because the bf didn’t know), but it was sooo hot. And we were watching porn together, but I found myself more focused on her and her sexy body and moans. Like this was my roomie? And we were masturbating together?? I was in heav…en.” *Eeeek.*
I could feel my heart start racing as I approached the good parts, and I guess God was amused enough to let me continue. No angel security in sight so continue I did.
“So that was maybe Wednesday or Thursday, and then Sunday is his birthday. That wasn’t the threesome day though. Hannah and John had crazy good sex, from what I heard, and Hannah even swallowed, which she doesn’t normally do! I got to chat with her a little when she got home that night and she was super excited. I think we all were, and the next day leading up to the threesome felt like an eternity…”
Now God spoke again saying, “Maddie. Your story is full of sin. I suggest you wrap it up.”
“We’re at the good part now! Don’t worry,” I said, getting a bit worked up by the fond memories. “So it’s Monday night, Hannah and I walk over to John’s. I’ve got a bottle of vodka and I’m wearing a tight fitting dressed with a sexy red bra/pantie set underneath, while Hannah is wearing leggings and a very sexy scoop tee. Once we got there you could feel the sexual tension in the room, but we still took a few shots and chatted before the main event.”
The guards were on the way again and I could feel my body get warm and excited.
“Finally after some drinking the clothes came off, and boy they came off quick. We had moved to John’s bed at this point and I found myself with a hand on John’s cock another on Hannah clit. I was working my magic on both of them, getting John nice and hard and Hannah beautifully wet, and then John suggest I eat her girlfriend out. I obliged of course, and buried my face in her cunt, sucking on her throbbing clit and enjoying her warm, tender thighs mashed against my face as pushed my fingers in and out of her wet slit.”
The security guards had arrived and it looked like God was about to banish me to hell. Not too surprising, to be honest, but I wanted to finish my story nonetheless.
“So I got Hannah off just like that, and her orgasm was fucking amazing. I had listened to her and John through the bedroom wall before, and I’d never heard anything like this before. Swearing left and right, her grabbing my hair and grinding her pussy on my wet face. I was ready to be fucked at this point, and I could feel John getting antsy, so leaned up into doggy, licked my lips, and asked if he’d like to take me from behind.”
All of a sudden I felt an angel tapping on my shoulder, and I looked up at God in despair.
He said, “Madeline…your story is full of sin. You are not worthy of heaven, and therefore I must send you to the devil.”
“Wait!!” I shouted. “I’m really helping people now! Giving them orgasms! John started fucking me and I was sooo wet. I was begging him to pound my dirty, slutty pussy, and he gave it to me pretty hard! My legs were trembling, and I was moaning loud as Hannah played with my nipples. I started begging John more, asking for that hot stud to make me cum. He started really railing me and then a huge orgasm came over me. I gripped his bed sheets tight, and screamed fuck and shit countless times over as the incredible sensations flowed throughout my body.”
“Madeline…you are disgusting! Angels send her away!”
“Wait! Almost done! Now John fucked Hannah for a bit, and I coached them on, rubbing John’s smooth skin and calling them dirty names like whore and cunt.
“Madeline, your language is blasphemous!” I could feel myself starting to drift away.
“John eventually said he was getting close, so Hannah and I decided to tagteam him on a blowjob to finish. We got on our knees and I rubbed his firm thighs and sucked on his balls while Hannah stroked and licked his long shaft. Eventually he blew his load all over our faces hehe.”
“ENOUGH!!!” Oh no, away to hell I go.
“And after he came we licked his cum off each other’s faces and swallowed every drop!”
“…….Jesus Christ.”
Those are the last words I heard from God. Go figure. Everything went black for a moment, and then I started to feel myself getting warm as I awoke in a new place. Fucking hell. All my senses returned and I came face-to-face with the devil, and if Morgan Freeman were God, then El Diablo would have to be none other than Samuel L. Jackson.
“Shiiiiiiiit,” he said. “How about you come over here and suck on my BIG, RED, PECKER. That is the one thing you wished to take with you to hell, ain’t it?”
*Thanks for reading! Let me know what you think in the comments down below, and check out my [DPP Profile](https://www.reddit.com/r/DPPprofiles/comments/3l8so9/21f_a_little_bit_about_maddie/) for more stories and info about me!*
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/43rc0s/first_ffm_a_slut_in_heaven
Didn’t know that they had reddit in heaven.
Kind of a non-standard format for this sub, but one fuck of a hot story. I’ll upvote this shit all day! Thanks for sharing!
Goddamn. You really were dedicated to the good of others. You were a good friend, Maddie ;-)
In pace requiescat
Get this fiction shit off of here. Wrong Sub.