[F/M] Tinder hookup at PAX

Hello everyone! Two posts in two nights?! Madness. I hadn’t planned on posting anything else this weekend, but, well, something happened to me today that I figured you all might appreciate.

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PAX South 2016! (For anyone who doesn’t know: geek convention, video games, etc.) Due to some weird work circumstances we didn’t get to leave until the day of, on Friday, at three and the morning. And who was the asshole who got stuck driving? Yup. Me. A four hour trip isn’t incredibly long, but when it’s at three am and you got off work at 1030 the previous night, well, I was pretty drained for most of PAX day one.

My friends decided they wanted to watch round one of the Omegathon, and I wasn’t especially interested in seeing it so I decided to head back to the house we rented out and relax for a while, maybe catch a nap. On the way back I updated my Tinder profile, kind of on a whim, just to see if anything interesting popped up while I was here.

I hopped in the shower and scrubbed con-funk off me, and got into my bed. I fully intended to just check my email and then nap, but before I knew it Tinder was open and I was a-swipe-swipe-swiping. And just like always it was mostly boring nonsense on there- dudebros too far up their own assholes, hipsters being smug as fuck, PUAs trying to neg people via proxy. Blah. But in all the trash there were a few guys who looked vaguely promising, and a couple who id be happy to hear back from.

With my swipe lust sated, I put my phone down and closed my eyes. Ding. Ding.

“Seriously?” I muttered. I couldn’t believe someone messaged me back so fast. There was a brief struggle between the lazy sleepy part of my brain, and the social curious part. Curiosity won out. I picked up my phone to read the messages.

“Hey! You’re a Paxer too? That’s so cool! I really like that dress you’re wearing in your pic. Is it supposed to look like a Jedi robe?”

Huh. Not the best message ever, but I’ve gotten way worse. The guy who sent it was pretty cute too, and seemed appropriately geeky.

“Hi! Thank you! Yeah it’s a Jedi robe dress from We love fine, they’re the best ever. How’s pax?” I shot back.

“Oh man I love their stuff! Too bad most of it is girl sizes haha. It’s been meh so far, we showed up too late to get into a panel I wanted to see so I’ve got like three hours to kill. Sigh. You?”

“Haha I dunno, cross dressing is hot! :P Eh, I’m relaxing back at my room. Long trip down this morning.”

“Psh, no, I’d much rather see cute clothes on you than wear them myself. All alone then? :P”

This was a juncture. Down one path lay a good nap, and a rested me for the day’s con. Down the other lay meeting a stranger and probably fucking him in a house I rented for the weekend. We all know what I chose.

“All alone. I even have that dress with me. :D”

“Oh? Can I see?”

“Only in person. :P”

“Is that… An invitation?”

“Only if you want one.”

“This isn’t a joke?”

There’s one thing I’ve learned about guys on the net: they are infinitely confident about their ability to pick women up right until we decide its on, then they act like a deer in the headlights. I arranged the blanket on me so my breasts were hidden, and took a quick selfie making sure to bite my lip seductively and sent it to him.

“That look like a joke?”

“Uh no. No it does not.”

We talked about the particulars, where to meet and how long and *yes* you’re using a condom, come on man. After we sorted that out I dug the Jedi dress out of my luggage and slipped it on- no panties or bra. Brushed my teeth and sat on the couch. Thirty minutes later he arrived at the rental.

“Hey.” I said. He was a little taller than I expected him to be, but also a little chubbier.

“Hey.” He said. He smiled and was obviously a little nervous.

“Come here.” I said. I pointed him to the sofa inside the door. He went and stood by the sofa and just kind of looked at me.

“Pants off, come on man. Pants off and sit down.”

If I’d felt any disappointment at his appearance his cock made up for it. Decently long and *fat*, I was instantly wet when I saw that.

“So?” He asked.

Thankfully he listened to me and slipped a condom on. I squatted over him on the sofa, lifted my dress a little, and sat on his cock. Slowly, slowly, until I was sitting completely in his lap, him balls deep inside me.

He reached to pull my dress up and I slapped his hands away. “No. You get Jedi me today.”

I pushed his shoulders back into the sofa and started grinding on him. He moaned, and I leaned down to whisper in his ear.

“Your cock is amazing. I love it.”

Unfortunately for me this guy was a pretty quick trigger, and about five minutes after I started grinding on his cock he grabbed my hips and and held me in place as he grunted and moaned.

“Done?” I asked. He nodded. “Okay.”

I rolled off of him on the sofa and spread my legs, finger finding my clit immediately.

“Take off the condom.” I said. With my free hand I crooked my finger at him. He slipped the condom off and deftly tied the condom off- clearly not his first rodeo. He stepped over to me with his half erect cock and I slipped it into my mouth as I rubbed myself off.

He grew hard again as I sucked on the tip of his cock, and after a minute of this my first small orgasm tore through me. I popped his cock out of my mouth and gasped as I came.

“Okay. Okay. Okay.” I said. “Got another?” I asked, pointing at his cock. He nodded, fished through his jeans, and slipped a condom on. He pulled my hips toward him and slipped inside my pussy again, and started hammering me. I gasped in surprise, he was far more forceful than I’d expected, between that and my hand on my clit I reached another orgasm in a couple of minutes. A silent orgasm, mostly a lot of shaking and panting. I stopped paying attention to his thrusts as I came, and a moment later he collapsed on me.

I pushed him up and off me. “You good?”

“Great.” He said and smiled at me.

“Good. Have a good PAX.” I said and smiled, and nodded at the door.

“Oh, uh, sure.” He said. He slipped the second condom off and dressed, then left. I took a minute to clean my own cum off the sofa and sighed at all the juice that’d gotten all over my dress, then I slipped into bed for a couple of hours of well fucked sleep.

Happy PAX everyone!

(I ended up a little drunk as I finished this. Sorry!)

Edit: this is the dress in question!
http://www.welovefine.com/jedi-dress-with-cowl-hood-9542.html

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