As the title suggests I really am a cable guy. Well to be completely candid, I am a quality inspector for a major satellite company. Everyone knows the cheap porn scenario where the housewife fucks the cable guy but I'm here to tell you IT HAPPENS. I'm a married man and have no desire to have sex with other women. I do however get a little thrill out of seeing your wives, mothers and daughters flirt with, flash and masturbate in front me. Don't misread what I'm saying this doesn't happen frequently. The more extreme cases maybe only once or twice a year. So I'd like to hear from other "cable guys", wives, mothers and daughters that have been in one of these scenarios. What's your juiciest confession? I'd also be happy to answer any questions Anyone has for me!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/410x7c/confess_i_am_a_real_live_cable_guy
What’d the hottest three incidents?
For myself: 1) At a home when I was an actual technician I was connecting a receiver to the TV. The only people home were the mother 40ish and daughter 16-18ish. Mother is sitting on the couch. Not much to look at. Daughter comes out of the shower in a towel (pretty cute). She sits on the couch as well. Mom tells her to cover up and throws a blanket over her lap and chest… But it did nothing to cover the girls legs spread apart showing me what looks like a clean shaven teen pussy. The mom was saying something to me about sorry her daughter isn’t very modest or something like that but the girl was just grinning at me I assume because she saw me looking. Her mom kept talking and she kept grinning and then I saw her hands under the blanket spreading herself open. I’m sure I had an obvious erection when I stood back up in front of their TV. 2) Again as a technician I was working with another tech to knock out both our routes faster. We were installing at a woman’s home last job of the day and she kept offering us wine. She also changed clothes at least 3 times. She was pretty hot probably in her 40’s. Hair was dyed and highlighted blonde and brown and she kept making comments about our girlfriends being lucky and not knowing what they had and stuff like that. My buddy had had a few drinks with her and I didn’t I was driving the truck. She started trying to get us to touch her breasts. My buddy did I just watched. Long story short he fucked her on the couch while I watched. And then she asked us to leave because her husband would be home soon from work! WTF!? 3)I was inspecting an installation at a Hispanic family’s home. They spoke no English except for the daughter so she was the one taking me from room to room. She was wearing a tiny little pink tank top and booty shorts and I kept looking and got caught. She asked me if I liked what I saw and I said sure. Couldn’t complain. She was sitting on her bed at this point while I stood next to her. She grabbed my hand and put it on her thigh and asked how about now? I didn’t say anything and she moved my hand down between her thighs. I had to pull it back before I was in over my head. Those are my top 3 but I’ve had many more encounters where housewives talked about their dildos, and what porn they liked. I’ve been shown new breast implants and new lingerie. I’ve been kissed, grabbed and propositioned. Doing inspections it doesn’t happen as often as installs because I’m not there as long but there are still crazy days.
Former home theater system installer here. People need to take their porn DVDs out of the player when they’re done fapping. I see wierd ass porn menus more than anything else on the job. The best/worst I ever experienced was a woman "forgetting" she kept her strap on in the entertainment cabinet and then asking me if I’ve ever been pegged or wanted to be.. I was bending over around the TV as she was proposing this. I politely declined and finished the job as quick as I could.
I worked as a window cleaner for several years out of high school. I usually did high rise and commercial but I probably cleaned 500+ residences. In all that time the only thing I ever saw of any interest was pretty gross. I was cleaning the outside of a skylight above an older ladies kitchen. She walked in to the kitchen, stuck her hand down the front of her pants, took it out and smelled it, made a funny face and washed her hands. People at work in high rise buildings were far more interesting, though harder to see since glass is reflective and it is usually brighter outside. There was one office on the west side of a building (shadowed in the morning) that the guys who had been around longer than me always got to do. There were a couple of women who were rumored to flash bras and panties and put on mock lesbian scenes every time we came through.
Haha the old lady is nasty. You were washing the wrong Windows my friend!
Ahhhhhh! Awkward. Yeah the porn in the DVD player is a frequent one. Find a nice soccer mom with midget gangbang porn in the DVD player in the bedroom. Or grandma is house sitting when you stop by and discovers the granddaughters "toybox" when moving stuff out of the way for you.