Low SMV old lady tries to get lucky on craigslist. The second buddy

The First Fuck Buddy: part one https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/40r7fj/low_smv_old_lady_tries_to_get_lucky_on_craigslist/

So, about a week after my first craigslist fuck buddy dumped me. I decide to try again. I post another ad which highlights my fugness as clearly as possible. I'm still desperate to fuck and I'm trying to find a guy who is just as desperate as me.

I don't get as many responses this time because my ad gets flagged. I pick one of the guys who wrote to me. We talk for about a week. Then one day he texts me and I'm just suddenly super horny and I tell him that I really want to fuck right then! He says, "BRB getting a hotel room!"

He tells me where to be and when. I skip on over there. When I get to his room, he's in a towel. I tell him I'm just going to take a quick shower and whip off my clothes right there by the door. One quick shower and a hasty dry off later, I slide into bed beside him.

He tells me he has toys. The fuck? He's bought a few items. He points out a penis extender…I rock back, "Why?" I don't know why a guy that send me a picture of a big dick, saying "My dick got some size to it" is talking about the penis extender he brought with him. He doesn't answer my question. Instead he starts sliding this porcupine looking thing on his finger. We exchange words. I'm not down with this toy business! I came for real dick!

He says, "Aw" but puts the porcupine thing away and grabs his condom. I notice that his dick doesn't look as big as in his picture. It occurs to me that this fucker wooed me with someone else's dick pic! Not that it matters. He was literally my last option from the few guys who answered my second ad. I really liked one guy but he lived an hour away. Then another guy wanted more pics after I sent him one already. Another guy had a girlfriend according to his facebook. The only one left was this guy. And the image that had popped into my head when he texted me and I suddenly COULD NOT WAIT TO FUCK? That picture. Which I could now see was not of him! I find this amusing. I just gotta laugh at myself.

Anyway, he gets on top. And we fuck. Missionary. Then doggy style. My second favorite position. It's so good. Then he wants me to get on top. I hate being on top because I'm lazy. But I hop to it. I try the cowboy/twerk technique that I read about on reddit. He grabs my tits. My tits are in a state. I lost a bit of weight recently. With great weight loss comes greatly shrunken tits. My poor little raisins are barely worth a tug. I ride on. He cums and I'm pleased.

I had brought a towel to put on the bed but we did not stay on the towel. There's blood all over the sheets. We take showers. I say, since he still has the room, what about another go after work. He says sure. After he leaves, I lounge around and watch tv. When I'm ready to go to work, I stop by the front desk and ask for the sheets to be changed.

For my whole shift, I can't think about anything else besides getting fucked in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 hours! Work can't be over fast enough. I go back to the hotel. It's three in the morning. He's not there. I almost cry. Almost.

I give him a call. No answer. I leave a message. I don't feel like staying in the room. I go downstairs and turn in my key.

The next day, I email him and ask if he wants to meet up again. He says he can't do it that much and he'll get in touch. I figure I just got dumped again. I wonder if I should try craigslist again or just give up. But wouldn't you know, fuck buddy number one calls me up! So it turns out, I'm not high and dry!

Fuck buddy number two never calls me back. About a month later, I contact him with some cockamamie tale just to see if he would respond. He claims he lost my info and asks me why I didn't call back sooner. That makes me feel better. We don't end up having sex again though. I was too busy hoping to not get stood up by fuck buddy number one.

First fuck buddy: part II https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/40rh5q/low_smv_old_lady_tries_to_get_lucky_on_craigslist/

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