Low SMV old lady tries to get lucky on craigslist: The first buddy – part two.

The First Fuck Buddy: part one https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/40r7fj/low_smv_old_lady_tries_to_get_lucky_on_craigslist/

The Second Fuck Buddy https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/40rbku/low_smv_old_lady_tries_to_get_lucky_on_craigslist/

Two weeks after dumping me and literally the day after I had gone off and fucked and got dumped by another guy, my first craigslist fuck buddy calls me. I'm pleased. We meet up and fuck. He does his disappearing act. By now, I know that's just the way it's gonna be with him. I wait for him to summon me.

Two weeks later, he does. We get into some nasty texting. he tells me he has a party to go to but then he'll do me. I wait all night for him to call me but he never does. A week later, the same thing happens. A week after that, it happens again. This guy keeps spinning me up and then standing me up.

I start to feel like, this fucker must be married or something. I tell him I think he must be married. He says, "LOL! You're the biggest idiot! Come fuck me!" I say, well okay. He stands me up. This went on for about a month and I finally say, to hell with this. I email him and tell him he needs to go find someone he's actually attracted to. He tries to talk me out of it. I ignore him. He stops trying to contact me for a little while.

Two weeks later, I guess he gets horny again. And wouldn't you know it, I happen to be horny too. A new round of nasty texting commences. He tells me to come over and I tell him to buy some cucumbers. It's toy time.

I drive to his place. He shows me upstairs but we go into his roommate's bedroom instead of the small bedroom. His roommate has a bed. Having learning from my experience with fuck buddy number two in the hotel room, I've bought a blanket and a large bath rug that I plan to use to contain the mess.

He pulls one of the cucumbers out of the bag. He said he felt weird buying cucumbers in the middle of the night. I told him he should just by tomatoes and lettuce too. He laughs. usually he never thinks I'm funny.

He gives me the cucumber and I ask for a condom to put on it. He tells me he washed it. I say it doesn't matter. I just want to be safer from cucumber germs. There could be dirt that he missed on the thing. So he puts a condom on the cucumber and gives it back to me. I slowly work it into my pussy. Cucumbers are odd. It doesn't seem like they are that hard but they actually are. And they also seem much smaller than they really are. When I got to the fat part of the cucumber, it seemed incredibly hard with no give at all. I was surprised. And he wasn't happy with my skills.

I was just slowly working the cucumber in and out. He asked to do it and pumps me with it like crazy. And then the cucumber was tossed on the bed and suddenly, I was full of dick. He pumped hard and I took it eagerly. When he was done he asked me if I wanted to try to get both cucumbers in at once.

I wanted another condom just for safety but I let him talk me out of it. This was a bad decision on my part. I ended up pissing fire the next day. Cucumbers really do have cooties. But I had a whole day before my mistake became evident and I just concentrated on getting fucked with a couple of vegetables.

He managed to work the cucumber all the way into my ass. I was so surprised that it didn't hurt one bit. It's been forever since I had anal. Up until then, I'd been happy to notice that I wasn't bleeding but not long after that cucumber went into my ass, I felt a strong urge to pee. I told him I really had to go! "Now?" he asked. yeahyeahyeahyeah. I felt it was pretty urgent. He popped the cucumber out and that's when the blood in my ass escaped. My ass had not hurt at all while I was being penetrated so it was really odd to me that I should bleed. But that's what happened. The urge to pee went away though.

After that, he wanted some ass play. I stuck my pinkie in his ass and also licked his asshole for him. Things wound down from there. We showered and I left. That was the last time we fucked.

Like clockwork, he contacted me two weeks later but by then I had already found a new guy on a dating site. He told me new guy didn't have to know. Haha whatever. That type of thing always gets found out. I ignore him and he goes away…for two weeks. After that, he tries contacting me again. By that time, I had met my new guy in person. We spent the first week together fucking like rabbits.

He seriously fucked me four times on our first date. It wasn't even a date. It was a four hour fuck, chill and fuck session at my house. The rest of the week, he came over every other day to fuck me. I was happy as fuck. I didn't know if it would last but I did know that he was into me enough that I got fucked way more in one week than in the five months I spent with fuck buddy number one. I'm pretty damned satisfied.

So when fuck buddy number one contacted me again. I told him I moved to another state. Haven't heard from him since. That was back in August. I've been through some ups and downs with the guy I met on the dating site but he never disappoints when it comes to sexy time.

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