Years ago I worked at a restaurant and one of the waitress liked to buy beer and come over to my place. It was a good deal she could buy beer and I had a big dick. She would call it my E.T. because I've got a big glan and said it extends like his neck. She was great because when she got a but drunk she became a real slut. She liked it dirty and stuff like using my cock to slap her face was a turn on for her. She is also the only chick that has ever taken the whole thing in her mouth and licked my balls with my dick down her throat. I always use a condom but she was such a cum slut that after sex she'd take the condom and drink my cum from it. Plus she did anal and loved to have her hair pulled.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3xx4o6/she_liked_my_et
It’s okay, we know you’re a virgin.
just stop posting this crap.
Eat shit and die
Pick a finger
Did I touch a nerve? Don’t be so creepy.
He can’t, these fictional stories are his fetish.
No you touched yourself because no one else will touch your dirty troll parts