I'm an extremely geeky and socially awkward 21 year old man. My social skills are complete garbage, but hey, fake it till you make it. I'm pretty decent looking though. I just don't know how to talk. I was bullied and picked on when I was little.
I've never really been with a woman who was completely naked. Haven't kissed a girl in over three years.
I was on Okcupid mindlessly looking for someone to love. That is the only way I meet women, through the internet. I asked this one girl out and she said sure, and I asked her where she wanted to go, but she never replied. So I said "Its totally fine if you're not interested." And guess what? She replies that she is mainly just looking to hook up right now. I say I'm down for that. I tell her I'm a virgin and that I don't want sexual intercourse. But I would like to make out and what not. She agrees to that.
So I give her my number and we text. We agree to meet TONIGHT.
I take a shower and drive to the YMCA, because that is where she says she lives. I had trouble finding the place because google maps suddenly stopped working while I was driving with my GPS, but finally made it. I parked really badly, but I thought it was okay and I was in a hurry. Its 11 at night. I'm terrible at parallel parking, I was sticking sort of out. I was willing to risk getting a ticket. But anyways, I meet her outside and we walk to her apartment.
She is 22. 5'3. She told me she wasn't small, one of those girls who goes by the label of plus size. She had blonde hair, pasty freckles. Sweet little face. Pasty white skin, girl who colors her hair different colors. Hip. She was cute. She was a fatty, but nothing morbidly obese. And anyways, all that matters is the face.
So we go to her apartment. I'm really nervous and excited. Her room mates are there and they completely ignore me and then go out to get beer. Some Asian chick and this skinny tall good looking skater boy. I'm pretty strong because I work out, so I was okay feeling confident. I guess it feels good to know you're the strongest dude in the house. Ha.
She turns on a movie, called Portlandia. So here I am sitting in her apartment watching this dumb movie. I was kind of bored and confused. I then finally said, "What do you want to do?" And she said it was up to me. So we turned off the TV and went to her room.
We then start making out. She says I'm going too fast and to relax. She knew I was a virgin. So we just kiss. Then she lays on the bed and I ask for her to take off her shirt. She does. I then play with her breasts. Kiss her and lick her. All that. Then I finally ask to pull her pants down. She was wearing nothing but black yoga pants. I pull them down. So she is butt naked. Eventually I just strip down to my underwear, I keep those on for some reason.
She has a bush. She is hairy, even her legs were hairy. I guess I forgot to mention that she was wearing a jean jacket that had a patch that said feminist. I told her I was one too to make her like me. I don't know if it worked.
So I start fingering her and what. She likes it a lot. It smells kind of funky, like body odor. But I just keep at it. She is moving and moaning. Holy mackerel! Yeah, she liked it.
I remember fingering her and she got up aggressively and kissed me strongly. I was fingering her while she kissed me. She grabbed my face and hair.
So yeah, I make her have a good time. She then sits on me and plays with me a little. But then kind of stops. Then we get up. She tells me I made her cum 4 times. Is that good? How many times is a girls supposed to cum anyways? She didn't play with me all that much, just a little..
She says she has to go to the bathroom, and that she has work at ten in the morning. We were playing around at midnight.
So I say, hey it was nice. We then get dressed. And I go wash my hands. I ask her if she wants to keep in touch and she says sure. I ask to add her on facebook and so I add her. She knew I didn't cum and said I could jack off to prevent myself from getting blue balls. I said I was fine. And I was…I didn't get bad blue balls or anything..
She told me to text her when I get home to let her know I'm okay. I text her that I made it home and that I'm fine and thanks for everything. She just says, Cool, thanks for coming.
I thought about saying I didn't. Because I actually didn't cum. But that would have been stupid and so I didn't say it. I didn't say anything.
So I sent her a friend request on facebook, waiting for her to accept it.
I feel weird. First time with a girl. Fuck, I thought this wasn't going to happen until I was in my thirties. Thank god I finally saw a girl naked. I was so lucky. Okcupid rocks!
I could have had sex if I wanted to. But honestly, I still want my first time to be special. I want to KNOW and LOVE the person before I do it.
She was a cutie. I loved her kissing and holding me. I hope she liked me. I don't know. Maybe she thought I was weird and I will never see her again. Life is weird, you never know.
Yeah, I mean, I just met this girl and stuck my middle finger up her vagina. Pretty crazy to my standards. For all of a sudden, this virgin boy to do that to a cute girl who is popular? That was big man.
Ha, but she was definitely a fatty. Lots of rolls and what not. Stretch marks, freckles and pimples. Pasty white girl with shit on her skin. But again, all that matters is the face. If she got a cute face, then its alright haha.
I'd like to see her again. I wonder what I should do.
Should I just play hard to get or something? Don't text her? If she accepts my friend request, that means she digs me. Maybe she could be my girlfriend? I have no idea. I don't even know if I will see her again. But yeah.
It was a good night.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3tuhlp/mf_i_finally_had_my_first_hook_up_and_it_was_nice
Hey! thats cool, but no, don’t be her friend or boyfriend. maybe hook up again :D.
That’s what’s up dude!!! Just keep on fingering her until she actually shaves her pussy then just know shit about to go down