A funny/sexy story of how I met my fiance [M/F]. long

So yesterday I told the very short version in a comment to an r/askreddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3p862c/reddit_whats_the_worst_thing_youve_accidentally/

As I got such a good response, my fiance suggested I tell the whole story as well as what has happened in the past month. She is right here next to me as I type this out, so if you have questions for either of us, we are more than happy to answer if we can! For the sake of our privacy, I will use fake names but those will be the only forged parts of the story.

 My name is Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All. Sorry, Dr. Who just came on, haha. I'm Jon, I'm a 6ft 4in 22 year old. I'm half Celtic, half Scandinavian but I was born and raised in America. Pretty athletic, I did a little MMA and run at least mile a day. I played hockey in school, as well as soccer but I was anything but a jock. If you ask me to describe myself in one word, I'd say nerd, although I don't look it. I'm a gamer, Star Wars fan, LotR fan, blah blah blah, I'm pretty nerdy. My best friend since childhood has been Alex, as I am an only child, he's the closest thing I have to a brother. We do everything together, sports, video games, etc. Last year, Alex and I planned a trip to Australia, Sydney to be exact. We were going to stay for a month, and just enjoy the city. Now, I've always had a pretty high sex drive ever since I discovered porn. I had a handful of GFs in school, but nothing really serious. When I got into college I met Jess. We knew each other from HS but she became really beautiful since I last saw her (roughly a year). Our relationship evolved from acquaintances, to project partners, to friends, to lab partners, to close friends and finally FWB. We were doing homework together and talking about relationships when she unintentionally mentioned that she hadn't had sex in a few months. I told her that I was surprised because she was very pretty. She blushed, told me I was cute too, one thing led to another and she was the second thing I slammed on the table and did all night long. We agreed to just be "sex buddies" *da* *da* *da* *da!* and we fucked almost everyday. But we made it clear that once one of us got into a real relationship, we were done. But when my trip came up (she couldn't go because of work), we promised to sext everyday. Which we did for the most part. The time difference made it difficult. On the first week, we went out for lunch at a place called 'Stitch'. We sat down at the bar, and I looked up and Cupid hit me with a fatality. Sitting right behind Alex, facing me, was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Tall (6ft I'd later learn), tan, bright blue eyes, long straight blonde hair, incredible cheek bones and dimples (dimples are my weakness), and she was wearing a loose navy blue top with denim shorts and flip flops. I pulled out my phone and texted Alex to go to the bathroom for a few minutes, no questions asked. That was our code for "There's a pretty girl in the immediate vicinity, dibs!" He looked at his phone, gave a little laugh and when to the bathroom. Once he was a few feet away, I introduced myself, she said " Hi Jon! I'm Lana!" We talked for a few minutes, scooted over to Alex's seat, and we really hit it off. Alex came back and I introduced them, she talked with us for a good hour before she had to leave. We were being flirty and touchy and it was obvious we were into each other. She hugged me goodbye and left. The moment to door closed behind her, it hit me. I hadn't gotten her number! I began banging my head on the bar saying something like, "Stupid stupid stupid!" Alex laughed and I got a little defensive, "What if she was the future mother of my children! What if she was my only chance at love!" or something pathetically stupid like that. Then I looked back at Alex who was holding a napkin that had a series of numbers on it and read, "Call or text me! Lana." I stood there processing what had just happened for a full minute, when did she write it down? Not important! I was so happy I did a dance that no man should ever do in public. So that night I started texting her, she was perfect. Despite being several thousand miles apart we had so much in common. Not kidding, the next day Alex and I were walking around when Lana sent me a text, I looked down at my phone, smiled, and walked right into a tree branch, and I was still smiling. We texted each other all day, every day for the next five. Between the time difference, Jess' work, and my fun-filled days across the planet, Jess and I only sexted once the entire trip, before I met Lana. But soon I was in need of a release, so I went to send Jess a dic pic, I was half hard, but that's how we started our sexts. It was pretty late, I was tired, and wasn't really thinking about my pic but the one I was going to receive. A minute after I sent to pic, I picked up my phone to go on Reddit and FB while I waited. Once I unlocked my screen, I realized I sent the pic to Lana, not Jess. So I start freaking out. I really liked this girl, and figured I had just killed my chances with her. I start texting her an apology, explaining what really happened, but mid text, sent me a pic. I opened it and my jaw dropped. She was in a bathroom, taking a selfie, wearing only a pair of panties. She wasn't covering up, giving me a perfect view of her natural 32Ds. My mouth stayed open for a while, I started drooling. The text that accompanied the pic read, "Feeling lonely? Does this help?" So we started sending dirty texts, sometimes pics. And ended up with her in my hotel room (Alex and I had our own rooms) wearing less than she did in her first pic. We went crazy on each other, making out, rubbing each other, I spent a good fifteen minutes sucking and nibbling on her boobs, this was her weakness (now whenever I'm in the mood and she isn't, I just pop out one of her boobs, start sucking and she's ready). Then she grabs my dick and starts massaging it, then sucking it, then sitting on it. Somehow, I managed to last about forty minutes before unloading on her face and tits. We fell asleep in each others arms. I woke up inches from her beautiful face, I woke her up with a sweet kiss. Neither of us cared about morning breath. We had another round of fun with each other, starting in bed, finishing in the shower. We couldn't get enough of each other. Alex knocked on the door, I opened it and he asked if I was ready. I said he should go by himself for the day. He said, "Why? We have all of Sydney to explore!" I smirked and said, "Well, I want to stay in and explore one specific part of Sydney." I gave him a look that said 'if you know what I mean'. His expression of confusion turned to one of realization. "Ohhhhh! Wait, Lana?!" He saw her walk out of the bathroom in her towel. "Dude!!!! How? When? Nevermind! Tell me later! Have fun bro!" We spent the entire day in that hotel room. But it wasn't all sex. We talked, cuddled, watched TV and a movie and really got to know each other. We spent another night together and in the morning we had 'the talk'. I said I was interested in something more than just sex with her, something real. I didn't care that she was a 20 hour flight away, I was intoxicated with her. Much to my delight she felt the same way. So we made if official that day (meaning on FB haha), we did the whole long distance thing for a few months, skypeing her every chance I got, seeing each other once a month or so. When we really got serious, she moved to the states at first on a work visa but our marriage is speeding up her citizenship. We currently live together in Northeastern America and couldn't be happier together. A few months ago I popped the question, she said 'yes' around twenty times, and Alex will be my best man. 

Well, I guess that's it. Hope you guys enjoyed it!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3pee6k/a_funnysexy_story_of_how_i_met_my_fiance_mf_long