The time I [F]ucked [M]y Neighbor

Last week was awfully stressful for everyone I know, but hubby kept teasing me all Thursday and during the day on Friday. I was all set to get fucked on Friday night, but when we went to bed, he was all, "God I'm tired, we can have a quickie if you want."

"A quickie" to him means he eats me out for five minutes, flips around so I suck his dick until he grunts and I'm supposed to get on top and fuck until he cums. In other words, really bad sex for me, a quick cum for him. But I hadn't had it in so long, I agree, figuring if it's good, I can keep him going.

Sure enough, he starts licking down my body and mauling at my tits. He gets my panties off and starts in on me. I'm barely wet, but he is a good pussy eater, so I start to warm up. Just then, though, he starts that shifting around that means I'm supposed to suck his tiny cock now. I oblige and he stops licking me almost instantly, just occasionally jabbing a finger in my cunt and rubbing his thumb across my asshole.

Meanwhile, he's pumping his hips trying to fuck my mouth. Then he groans and pushes me off and I straddle him. I reach down and guide him in me and start riding. At first it's ok, and I figure I can at least get worked up enough to finish myself off with my fingers once he's done and asleep. But then, after about three or four minutes, he slips out of me and when I reach down to stick it back in, it's completely fucking soft!

He starts with the, "oh fuck, I'm sorry, I'm just so tired, god, let's do it when we wake up," crap and I just got out of bed and slammed the door behind me in the bathroom. When I came out, the pathetic bastard was sound asleep!

All day Saturday, he's all lovey dovey, and flirty and rubbing up against me and shit, telling me he's sorry and that he's going to fuck me like I deserve that night and whatever.

That night, he does push me down on the bed forcefully, rips by panties off (I mean, literally ripped) and started going down on me. This time, he's into it, and he licks me like he's capable of doing. He pushes my legs way back and starts swiping his tongue over my ass, fingering my pussy at the same time. He flipped me over on my belly and with my ass up in the air, he started licking my ass, driving me crazy. He had a finger in my pussy, and he tongue fucks my ass so good, sucking on my asshole, finger fucking my cunt, rubbing my clit. I cum hard and good, and this time when he flips me around on top of him, I willingly start sucking me off in a 69. I rub his balls while he's facefucking me, and he has a thumb in my cunt and his middle finger in my ass, and it is fucking great.

By now, I ready to get FUCKED. I straddle him just like the night before, grip his cock and slide down over it. And AGAIN, after a few minutes, his dick slipped out and he's fucking soft. Again, he's all, "i'm so tired, god, you wore me out, you're a fucking machine, too much for me," crap. This time, I didn't say a word, just rolled over, turned out the light and waited until I heard him snoring.

As soon as he did, I picked up my phone and texted my neighbor. I ask him what he's doing and he's watching football while his whole family is already asleep. I told him I needed to get fucked now and to meet me in my backyard. By the time he got there, I was naked on a lounge chair. It was about 60 degrees and that just made me feel more alive. He let himself in the gate, and when he saw me his eyes got huge.

"Come here and fuck me now," I said.

I turned over on the chair and stuck my ass up in the air. He got behind me, his shorts around his ankles. I reached back and grabbed his much bigger, harder prick and guided it in me. He grabbed my hips and tried to go slow, but I hissed at him, "Fuck me hard, you fucker," and he started slamming into me. I didn't give a fuck who heard us at that point, and the sound of our bodies slapping together was might have been loud enough to wake up my dumbfuck husband.

I realize that I'm saying, "fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" over and over and louder and louder. He reached around and covered my mouth to make me be quiet and starts fucking me harder and faster and faster. I cum and then he grunts and I feel hot, wet cum filling me up. It was fucking great to be filled with his cum, and I started laughing thinking how I going to go right upstairs and sleep next to my husband with my cunt full of his friend's cum.

Sunday morning, hubby is all apologetic again, but I just smile and say it's ok, I know how hard the week has been, that I came anyway from his mouth and fingers and not to worry about it. While he ate breakfast, I took my daughter to drop her off at church, then met my neighbor in the parking lot of a supermarket and sucked his dick before going back home, kissing hubby, showering and going back to church.

How's THAT for fucking revenge?

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3ow3lp/the_time_i_fucked_my_neighbor

34 comments

  1. I kind of feel bad for your husband. Cheating is really hurtful. At least be honest about what you’re doing.

  2. This was kind of a a turn off for me, I dunno. Maybe not so much detail about boring sex with a husband I feel bad for. Maybe that’s just me.

  3. So this story is conversation with yourself. To help you justify his momentary sexual negligence leaving you frustrated for a prolonged time.

  4. Seriously? "Revenge" because your husband was too tired to pound your pussy, even though he supposedly gave you a fantastic orgasm from eating your asshole? The way you described your husband in this story just makes you sound like a fucking cunt. I hope his "friend" gives you herpes you piece of shit.

  5. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t tell everybody? The whole neighborhood is going to know! Now the whole Reddithood too!

  6. – sigh – When did SOMEONE become EVERYONE?! Still, as you know, I can’t stay away.

  7. I’m glad I have the morality police making sure I’m wanking to good wholesome family porn.

  8. If this really happened, it seems like you and your neighbour had previous. What’s the gossip there?

  9. LOL at all the Puritan cry babies acting like the OP cheated on them personally, and who are **so disgusted** they read the *whole damn thing*

  10. So hot!!!! Have you been having a fling with him for a while now? Nothing beats fucking a married pussy

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