Okay, so I graduated high school this past year. I haven't spoke to this friend since the 6th grade. Well somehow I came across his mom's (secret?) instagram profile with a fake name, but I know for a fact it's her. There are multiple pictures slightly exposing herself but not too much to be breaking the rules of instagram. The captions say stuff like, "need someone to come help me out", "i need help", "I need something." It's mainly just pics of her wearing lingerie, etc. Well, she is definitely a milf, there is no doubt about it and I would love to fuck her. I work at a local grocery store and she comes in there all the time. Well, I am strongly considering testing my luck with her. Should I do it? If so, how should I approach her about it? Keep in mind I am not worried about her son finding out, he is like 5'4 and weighs probably 100 pounds. What should I do?
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3fyy8b/should_i_test_my_luck_with_my_old_friends_mom_mf
tease her for a bit through instagram, then set up a date…
Considering its been a handful of years since you spoke with the friend i wouldnt worry about it. go after he dawg
If you go for it and it works out, /r/gonewildstories gets a good story. If you go for it and it fails miserably, /r/TIFU gets a good story. If you don’t go for it, reddit gets no stories. Go for it.
Id work out a way to say some of the captions to her if you see her regularly, things that can only come from the instagram…. then give her your phone number. "If you need help call me."
How how is she?
Yes. Be sure to say hi to her when she comes into the store. Dress your best / look your best for work of course. Strong eye contact, a bit of a smirk (you know what she needs), casually mentioning that you’re not seeing anyone seriously these days, would she happen to know anyone? etc…
Go for it and more importantly what’s the instagram name I’m looking for a friend.