The third installment about true events that happened over three days in June. made a few grammar changes I've caught
It was the evening of the day two. Tomorrow my best friend was getting married and I was her maid of honor. Her male maid on honor who at that point has already banged a bridesmaid in the back of a car and fucked the wedding planner in the bridal suite. Both these events are described in previous installments and I highly recommend you read both (Links Below). They are entirely true and happened over three days this June.
We were all gathered around a roaring fire. Twenty-five plus chairs full of people who had come to my best friends wedding held at some kind of weird sex camp. At least it was for me. Yet at that point we were all just relaxing while half drunk. Bridgette, the wedding planner, had turned in early. We'd made no plans for me to sneak into her cabin. Possibly because she was sharing with the grooms older sister. And Morgan… Where was Morgan? Hah. Who was I to think that she'd packed small trove of sex toys just for me. Fly high you sexual Eagle.
So I decided to get a nice buzz on and reconnect with my old friend and fellow Bridesmaid Alexis. We'd kept minor contact over the years. Bubbly blonde with deep dark eyes. The mildest of the old crew who was now married, had a kid, with one on the way.
Wait a damn second! Is this story about how you end up having sex with a married pregnant woman? In a word, yes.
The husband was skipping the wedding for work. The toddler with her parents. Alexis was rolling solo but being six months pregnant everyone treated her as if she were made of fine china. It was getting to her and she needed to vent. I was happy to listen. "I'm sorry, so how was your day?" she asked, apologizing for some reason. "It was hot." stating the obvious "I've also slept with two people since I got here."
Alexis smiled big and leaned in close. She wanted to know who and when and where. I kept things vague but still could not believe myself! I was bragging. Less bragging, this was straight up gossip but about me. You don't get to be the maid of honor without being a master of gossip.
"You've come up in the world Jenkins." she said earnestly. This was not something I did, or was aware I could do, and Alexis knew that. Then "At least someone is getting some." Tossed out like a rock. I knew her well enough to know this quip had weight behind it but I wasn't sure what. So I played with it,
"Is it true? Pregnant women are just horny all the time?"
She looked me dead in the eye. "All the damn time."
And that was that. We talked about other things for a bit. Stories were circulating about Morgan and a groomsmen being seen naked down by the river. It was supposedly "topless only" at the Jacuzzi where others were also passing around a bottle of $120 scotch. It wasn't just me, there was a craziness about the place.
Finally Alexis asked if I would walk her to her cabin. "It's dark and rocky. I can do it but if anyone sees me they'll fuckin' want to carry me on a cot." So I obliged. Her cabin was at the far end of camp with the understanding that she'd need sleep and want to be away from the rowdy partying. Alexis was as rough and tumble as they got. She lived to be outdoors and she could party with the best of them. This kid glove shit really irritated her and the air of wildness that was sweeping the whole party just added to it. Which is all I can think of to explain what happened next.
"Matthew will you do me a favor?"
"Sure." I said.
"I want you to take your cock out."
And then my cock was out. In pitch darkness of a cabin I stood while one of my oldest friends, a fellow bridesmaid, sucked me off. She was furious with it! Licking back and forth, then pecking it with kisses, rubbing her tongue on the tip. Honestly, if I hadn't been screwing all over this place all day I would have blown right there. The sound of these slurps and wet laps were amazing. Then there was another sound, a damp flicking. Alexis was reaching under her summer dress and fingering herself vigorously. God bless the summer dress!
She took my hand while stroking with the other and began kissing the palm. The warmth of her breath against me.
She was pausing.
"Matthew will you please have sex with me?"
I bent down and wrapped my arms under hers, she grabbed on, and I lifted her to the bed. Then tucked a hand under her leg and pulled her to the edge. I slid myself in. One leg was dangling in the air while the other laid on the bed and between them this round beautiful belly. I wasn't sure how she wanted it so I slid in and out slowly. Jesus she was wet. Literally dripping wet. She came immediately. Me pumping while she rubbed her clit up and down. Turns out pregnant women function just like regular women only hornier and vastly more receptive. The slightest swap with my hips or change in angle immediately registered on Alexis as pleasure. I could do this all night.
So we did. We just kept going. In that secluded cabin in pitch darkness so far from the others. Alexis released her moans into a pillow and I just thrust away. She came three more times. She made me feel like I was some kind of greek god. We must have fucked for hours. We were dripping in sweat and we didn't care. After her third orgasm she had me lay on the bed and took me into her mouth once again. Not the kinetic frenzy like earlier but now steady, firm sucks. It took only a moment and she swallowed me whole.
Then we talked for a very long time. This was to never be spoken of again (unless I write and post it on Reddit). We were friends and we'd stay friends. I think Alexis just needed to feel sexy and adventurous. Cliché? Yes. But I was kinda safe to her. You don't get to be maid of honor by not being an extremely non-threatening dude. That was me! Until two days ago and I wasn't done yet.
To be continued…
Chapter 1: The first Bridesmaid! http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3bh9o1/testament_of_a_male_maid_of_honor_who_had_sex/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Chapter 2: The Wedding Planner! http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3biw0i/testament_of_a_male_maid_of_honor_who_had_sex/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3bl9wp/testament_of_a_male_maid_of_honor_who_had_sex
You sly dog. If this is real and anyone involvee come across it, you’re gonna have to run for Mexico. :-) But we’d all do it anyway.
Very naughty. I loved your stories :)
There’s still more to come! Thank you for reading!
If anyone finds out I’ll be impressed. Plausible deniability.
Again, incredible. You continue to raise the bar… Pun intended
Too kind! Thank you for reading.
Let’s see. 1: June wedding(last year? If this year, presumably not last weekend, which would narrow our options). 3 day event, so I’ve already assumed that it’s over a weekend, with the ceremony on Sat., but either way we can narrow down the dates to 7th, 14th, 21st or 28th. 2: Portland, Or. Male "Maid" of Honor(this is pretty rare, but perhaps more common to PDX.) This is obviously a key piece of evidence. 3: He was in charge of picking up 1st Bridesmaid. They stopped at the ‘crop for steaks(and, this person thinks, "the best steaks in Portland are at…", so if you know anyone who still thinks that?) though they may have kept that secret. Also, the parking there is largely exposed…you cheeky exhibitionists. 4: There was a pregnant lady, without husband or toddler, on her second child who used to like to be rough and have a good time, and is tired of everyone treating her with kid gloves. 5: Rural location(roaring fire/cabins), Approx. 25 people hanging around fire, Jacuzzi also("topless only"). $120 bottle of (18yr?)Scotch. 6: The wedding planner shared a room with the Groom’s Sister. Now these details all may be altered like names, but if not, I can imagine a cross post to r/portland might yield something.
marvelous! if only this happened to me at weddings. :(
Holy shit… there’s gonna be a part four!? This is amazing…
Dude, uncool to be the internet detective on an anonymous sub of an anonymous site. Dots don’t get connected without plenty of effort, and you’re starting the work for some troll.
There were 250 bridesmaids.
How about you enjoy the story and not try to expose the storyteller?
I want to believe so I’m believing.
Belive!
So now we’re a full day in (or is it two?) and you’ve nailed 3/250. Man, that last day or two is gonna be exhausting!
Gatorade and methamphetamine.
Who the fuck has 250 bridesmaids???? How do they all fit up there during the ceremony???
Bleachers. The bride is Romanian royalty.
This is gold: > Where was Morgan? Hah. Who was I to think that she’d packed small trove of sex toys just for me. Fly high you sexual Eagle.
also LOL’d on the bus at this one. > And then my cock was out. Great stories, great writing.
This might be the most interesting story since the one about the ‘uptight roommate’
That had the best exposition! I fucking love exposition.
A bridal party of 502. Why?
Angelica Margaretta Bianca Kreuger?
Great writing